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anybody got any good beer jokes
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anybody got any good beer jokes


Feb 21, 2016, 5:47 PM

we should share them since he has never heard any good ones before. You guys are the funnier.

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Feb 21, 2016, 6:03 PM

B double E double R U N ...Beer run
B double E double R U N ... Beer run
All we need is a 10 and a 5'er , car and a key and a sober driver ...
B double E double R U N ... BEER RUN !

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Feb 21, 2016, 7:08 PM

Hot beer and cold women is the story
of my life. Sounds like a good title for a country song.

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Feb 21, 2016, 7:18 PM

"Only two things in life that make it worth living, is guitar picking and firm feeling women."....or something close to that.

Strangely enough, that's the beginning of an old country song with Willie Nelson and Waylan Jennings called "Luckenback(sp?)Texas" I believe.
It may be called "Basics of Love". Idk.....not a big country fan, and don't ask me how I came up with that. I don't even know how I knew that!


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Feb 21, 2016, 7:21 PM

"Guitars tuned good and firm feelin' women"
-Waylon Jennings

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Feb 21, 2016, 7:27 PM

Beer is good for your brain-It made Bud wiser

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That'd be the one! TU


Feb 21, 2016, 8:12 PM [ in reply to Re: anybody got any good beer jokes ]

Thanks HendrixTiger! Great and timeless way to start a song!

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Feb 21, 2016, 8:07 PM

In heaven there is no Beer,
That's why he's playing here.
No, he doesn't come in a frosty mug,
But you'll find him playing right field at "The Doug",
And when you hear us cheer
It will be another long ball by our man Beer!

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Just not the same without a Peters.***


Feb 21, 2016, 8:25 PM



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Re: Just not the same without a Peters.***


Feb 21, 2016, 8:37 PM

Believe it or not but there once was a beer named PETER HAND that was really good. Brewed inChicago I believe

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I don't drink anymore. Of course, I don't drink any less, either.


Feb 21, 2016, 8:43 PM

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!

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"The one who thinks we can and the one who thinks we can't are both right! Which one are you, son? Which one are you, son?"


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Feb 21, 2016, 8:51 PM

Miller high life

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Feb 21, 2016, 8:55 PM

"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." George Burns

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Feb 21, 2016, 8:56 PM

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"

The pirate replies "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts".

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Feb 21, 2016, 8:59 PM

Redneck's last words.... "Hold my beer."

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Re: anybody got any good beer jokes


Feb 21, 2016, 9:30 PM

guy walks into a bar,orders 3 beers,downs them,and leaves.this goes on for a while,so the bartender asks the guy about his routine.guy replies that he has one beer for himself and one each for his 2 brothers.then one day he walks in and orders only 2 beers.the bartender then asks if his brothers are ok.guy replies that the brothers are fine,but he's quit drinking.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?


Feb 21, 2016, 10:35 PM

None, it **** well better be open when she brings it to you!

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The wife told me to go out and pick up something to


Feb 21, 2016, 10:38 PM

make her look sexy for our anniversary. So, of course, I get home with 2 cases of high gravity beer.......

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