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When was the last time you full on #### your pants?
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When was the last time you full on #### your pants?


Sep 19, 2019, 12:43 PM

I came very, very close five minutes ago.

#closecall
#tookforevertowipebecauseitwassmashedbetweenmyasscheeks

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Re: When was the last time you full on #### your pants?


Sep 19, 2019, 12:45 PM

Late July. I had to turn around.

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Gradeschool


Sep 19, 2019, 12:47 PM

I dunno maybe 2nd grade or something?

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Your time is gonna come***


Sep 19, 2019, 12:47 PM



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I dunno with as much assplosive diareaha as have


Sep 19, 2019, 12:53 PM

and ######## nearly 5-7 times a day, I rarely fart without sitting on a terlit first. I don't trust anything coming out of there and play it safe.

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u get complacent....and then you get in trouble


Sep 19, 2019, 1:00 PM

I let one rip at home this morning without even thinking about it, knowing i had to tdrake...just testing fate at this point. It's been a while, so I've let my guard down.

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I don't think you're that much older than me, and I drink


Sep 19, 2019, 1:06 PM [ in reply to I dunno with as much assplosive diareaha as have ]

cheap beer pretty heavily, and really enjoy fried foods, etc. but I don't have these problems. What is wrong with you?

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Excessive pegging***


Sep 19, 2019, 1:10 PM



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The crappier you eat, the more your stomach gets used to it


Sep 19, 2019, 1:18 PM [ in reply to I don't think you're that much older than me, and I drink ]

GI doctor told me that. I used to eat fast food all the time and it never bothered me. I asked doctor if I should try that. She said it would be a bad idea.


I just got a family history of IBS.

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the levy is going to break***


Sep 19, 2019, 1:23 PM [ in reply to I dunno with as much assplosive diareaha as have ]



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Yeah, waaaaay back.


Sep 19, 2019, 12:54 PM [ in reply to Gradeschool ]

Always somehow have found a way to hold the explosion. Now I have plastered the back of many a toilet as I have let it go just before getting fully seated.

I know my years are numbered in this area though.

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If the first asterick were a "J" I would say a couple weeks


Sep 19, 2019, 12:55 PM

ago, but when I read the details.....I would have to say when I was 3 maybe

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I wouldn’t say full on #### my pants. But...


Sep 19, 2019, 12:56 PM

Yesterday while on my knees puking in the toilet for the 30th or so time of the day, there was an incident. The remainder of my illness was spent sitting on the toilet while holding a trash can.

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Every six months or so I will be on a run


Sep 19, 2019, 1:10 PM

and about 2-3 miles in the pain hits. Sometimes I am in a subdivision and I can’t go anywhere. So I start thinking of where a Porta John is in town from the last festival or farmers market or whatever. Been too far away or couldn’t find one and have played that turtle head game. Where it comes out enough to show poop in the shorts, but I am able to keep it cradled. That happens frequently.

Then I finally get to CVS or the breakfast joint and explode. Many times tho I can find woods and squat and get the job done.

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This is why I don’t run.***


Sep 19, 2019, 1:11 PM



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About two months ago


Sep 19, 2019, 1:31 PM

I tried to hurry to RR. Didn't make it. Size of a baseball and just as hard. Rolled it up with TP, flushed it, and kept going.

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