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Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 1:34 PM
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1) Your best win is against Mizzou, who is 2-4 in conference and was 0-4 two weeks ago, and you were extremely lucky to win 2) You lost to Florida, who was Mizzou’s first conference win, after being up 17 with 5 minutes left in the third 3) you hastily schedule Akron, on Championship weekend, to ensure you qualify for a bowl 4) you celebrate shadily signing a DL recruit from your rival, when he couldn’t even make their 3 deep 5) you have lost 5 in a row to KENTUCKY
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 1:37 PM
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Keep going this is good
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 1:38 PM
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They did beat Ole Miss and Vandy, who are a combined 2-10 in conference, so there is that going for them.
Throw in Tenn and they beat 3 teams with a combined total of 4 conference wins.
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 1:41 PM
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When you have more water bottles on the field than points on the scoreboard.
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 1:43 PM
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They'd much rather be a bottom feeder in the SEC than ACC Champion because SEC, $$$, and A-She-She.
I mean it's like Clemson's CFP appearances and National Championship don't really count because Clemson's schedule is soooooo WEAK. And in the SEC they play big boy football which is a freaking GAUNTLET. Amirite?
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 1:46 PM
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They are Chickens, what do you expect. Chickens lay eggs .Eggs have a lmited shelf life, they smell bad. Chickens drop things on the ground that smell bad. Do I need to continue ?
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4b) You still can’t keep said recruit from going back to Clemson
Nov 11, 2018, 1:52 PM
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while the rest of your defense travels to Oxford and gives up over 40 points to one of the worst teams in America
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When there are better athletes ####### behind the
Nov 11, 2018, 1:59 PM
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Dumpsters!
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 2:07 PM
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When you have to hire a new head coach who had just gotten fired at another SEC school because noone else would take your job!
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All your coaches are has beens
Nov 11, 2018, 2:16 PM
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Some had success at other places, but no coaching career survives your program #deadend #graveyard of coaches
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 2:13 PM
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6)When it's a toss up that your QB will throw more picks than he has inches on his forehead 7)You recruit little people to play in your secondary 8)Your AD is a baseball coach making FB decisions 9) Said QB has a tradition of getting a haircut from Daddy before each game 10) your FB coach is 'with child' 11) You've been doing this for 110 years...and still haven't fiquired it out
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 2:15 PM
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6. All of your “family planning” was done behind a dumpster at “Willy B”. 7. You videoed your “family planning”. 8. Strangers cheered at your “family planning”. 9. Strangers participated in your “family planning”. 10. You don’t know your spouse’s first name. 11. You don’t know your children’s last name. 12. Your mother referred your videographer to your sister.
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 3:55 PM
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Man, that is cold- but I like it!+1
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 2:22 PM
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You’ve been in the conference more than 25 years, won only one division title, and set the championship game record for margin of victory in losing to the winner of the REAL division
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Your mascot tastes good at tailgates***
Nov 11, 2018, 2:32 PM
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Your entrance song (like your coach) is nearly 20 years past
Nov 11, 2018, 2:33 PM
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It’s prime
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Nov 11, 2018, 2:50 PM
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Your mascot is main course meat?
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 2:57 PM
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When all you have is SEC, you have to constantly remind everyone that you are in it.... It's like telling everyone you meet that you are very humble..... Or, I mean SEC level humbleness
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lost 5 straight to Texas A&M***
Nov 11, 2018, 3:01 PM
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When your Bama hat comes out before the leaves change. *
Nov 11, 2018, 3:52 PM
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 3:53 PM
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When people across the land think yr team is either in California or North Carolina but not in the state where you actually reside.
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 6:04 PM
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I'm old and feeble, but direct. The simple answer is that you ARE an SEC bottom dweller if you are South Carolina University.
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 6:12 PM
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Any sign with a Gamecock on it.
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 6:39 PM
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1. More scoring occurs behind a dumpster than in the end zone. 2. Your radio color analyst and stadium ice is full of $hit. 3. You have more slogans(Spurs Up,Never Again, Wait til next year) than conf. championships. 4. Your most successful / beloved coach quits in the middle of the season.
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 6:45 PM
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...if you DB's like to take piggy back rides into the end zone.
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 7:15 PM
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When you lose 56-7 to a team that wasn't that much better if not better at all.
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Re: Signs you might be an SEC bottom dweller
Nov 11, 2018, 7:21 PM
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When the pride of your athletic department is your Women's B-ball team, followed closely behind by your equestrian team.
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When your QB is a 5 head not a 5 star
Nov 11, 2018, 8:17 PM
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When you had to hire his daddy to get him
When none of your starters would start for your rival
When you hang your hat on women's basketball
When Live PD knows your roster by name
When you have one conference championship in your history
When one coach in history was ever a head coach again
When the Liberty Bowl wants Vandy instead of you
When you have a losing record against Duke
When your header on ESPN is Scar
When Todd Ellis is in your Hall of Fame
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