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CU Medallion [64837]
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I did it boys.... got the upper hand (maybe).
Sep 29, 2020, 2:04 PM
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I was super tired last night. Wife tried to get the "D" and I turned her down.
I was legit too tired to do it, not just playing some sort of game.
Let's how this plays out.
This is a new situation for both of us...
Best case scenario, she throws it on me with extra gusto tonight.
Most likely, she gets super body-conscious and won't let me see her nekkid for a few months.
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Re: I did it boys.... got the upper hand (maybe).
Sep 29, 2020, 2:06 PM
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You know how I know you’re gay?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Not sure how you'd know. I'm deeply, deeply closeted.
Sep 29, 2020, 2:07 PM
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$1 to Norm McDonald
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Oculus Spirit [85323]
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@MauldinT, want to add this one to
Sep 29, 2020, 2:07 PM
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"Worst moves of 2020"?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Too late to get it on the pole,
Sep 29, 2020, 2:10 PM
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but it's not too late for you to get on this pole
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CU Medallion [66054]
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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LUTZ watAnIdiot.gif
Sep 29, 2020, 2:08 PM
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yule never have the upperhand.
EVER.
YULE TAKE WHAT U CAN GIT.
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Perhaps the most perfect gif placement ever
Sep 29, 2020, 2:14 PM
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I actually did get the upper hand
Sep 29, 2020, 2:18 PM
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I was playing with the pup (Ellie, not Red) after the baby went down. Ellie was having fun, so of course she started play barking. This really pissed Red off because she thinks Ellie can wake the baby from across the house, four rooms away, with the white noise machine going. Noise doesn't work like that. So she got REALLY mad at Ellie and I for playing, so I got in bed, turned my light off and went to sleep.
I woke up this morning with my dink in her mouth at 6:25am this morning. Exactly how I played it.
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Oculus Spirit [85323]
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Does Ellie not have teeth, how does this work exactly?***
Sep 29, 2020, 2:24 PM
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CU Medallion [66054]
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Apply the peanut butter first
Sep 29, 2020, 2:26 PM
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wang up and go to town
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Oculus Spirit [85323]
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Sir, please take a moment and refresh your memory
Sep 29, 2020, 2:51 PM
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on tigernet rules.
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I would have posted pigs of your sister
Sep 29, 2020, 2:52 PM
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But I didn't save them.
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Oculus Spirit [85323]
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I don't know how you could do that since
Sep 29, 2020, 2:56 PM
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I don't have a sister.
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If you mean, "it worked", then yes.***
Sep 29, 2020, 2:49 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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Ok, can you scroll up pls
Sep 29, 2020, 2:55 PM
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so we can see the noodz?
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You realize what happened here, don't you?
Sep 29, 2020, 2:33 PM
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She knew you were too tired, but also knew it had been awhile so the clock was ticking. Her solution was to pretend that she wanted it knowing you'd decline. Now she can kick back and spend some money on Amazon without worrying about putting any effort in for awhile. She's done her part as far as she's concerned.
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Playing 4D chess***
Sep 29, 2020, 2:41 PM
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Let me count the number of times Greenr has turned down
Sep 29, 2020, 2:38 PM
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seggs.
ZERO
Never in my life would I turn it down. If she offers, it's going down.
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Oculus Spirit [83116]
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“YOU DON’T want to?? “Are you saying I’m fat?”***
Sep 29, 2020, 2:51 PM
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I've done this. Once it worked. Once it didn't
Sep 30, 2020, 7:36 AM
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Did this for 3 months not long after we got married. For 2 years I had the upper hand. If I said I wanted it, she jumped at the chance.
Did this about 3 years ago but could only last 3 weeks before I was like a starving dog looking for any piece of food. Didn't work.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Update:
Sep 30, 2020, 9:26 AM
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Didn't have ##### last night. I didn't try and she didn't try. I don't think I could have gotten it up after that debate, tbh.
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Oculus Spirit [85323]
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Don't worry
Sep 30, 2020, 9:30 AM
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I did.
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Heisman Winner [105551]
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I waited until this morning
Sep 30, 2020, 9:41 AM
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When the wife and kids had gone to school.
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You'll get nothing and like it.
Sep 30, 2020, 10:37 AM
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