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Some real groaners
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Some real groaners


Feb 26, 2020, 10:03 AM

-Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
-Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because it lifts their spirits.
-Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
-What to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
Panta Rhei Heraclitus


Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?


Feb 26, 2020, 10:07 AM

He's married.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?


Feb 26, 2020, 11:05 AM

neither has he...

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Re: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?


Feb 26, 2020, 12:16 PM

Actually Stevie CAN see.

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Here's another


Feb 26, 2020, 10:13 AM

Man walks into a bar, then goes immediately to the bathroom.

He comes out, goes up to the Bartender and says, "Man, you've got a great place here! My buddy was here last night, and he said you had golden urinals! Where are they?"

Bartender turns to the band stage and yells, "Hey Frank! Got a lead on the azzhole who ruined your Sax!"




and one for Shorty,

Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run?


Feb 26, 2020, 10:15 AM

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Shorty

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fact***


Feb 28, 2020, 3:39 PM



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As I was walking through the park I saw an old man feeding


Feb 28, 2020, 3:56 PM

the birds and I thought to myself - "I wonder how long he's been dead".

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smoking cigarettes and writing something nasty on the wall


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