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Legend [16362]
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Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 28, 2016, 10:35 PM
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A specimen team,
Scarlet feathers preened and sleek,
Meets an orange death.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 28, 2016, 10:39 PM
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A far light blazes
A Valley of Death awakes,
To watch Tigers feast.
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Trainer [49]
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Here's mine
Sep 28, 2016, 10:57 PM
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Papa John's is bad
The football is even worse
Cardinals will melt
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Ok....
Sep 28, 2016, 10:59 PM
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Bobby Petrino
Bangs skanks on motorcycles
Suspend license now
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CU Medallion [64885]
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Legend [16362]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 28, 2016, 11:05 PM
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King of the highway,
Coach P loves to ride a hog -
I guess she did too?
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Orange Blooded [2980]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 28, 2016, 11:08 PM
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Harambe is dead
Because he was on the back
When Petrino crashed
Quality haiku right there folks. Quality.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 28, 2016, 11:16 PM
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A sight to behold!
Levar thumped so hard by Dex,
He peed a little.
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Orange Blooded [4249]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 28, 2016, 11:21 PM
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Does orange have 2 syllables? 
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Legend [16362]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 28, 2016, 11:30 PM
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Not up here in Grr, but durnd ifn ah don't recawl gittin lernt bout gud syllerbulls somewhurs long mah way...maht uh beeyun down yunnert schoo house...I caynt member no ways.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 28, 2016, 11:25 PM
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When Petrino wrecked,
He gave us abundant themes
For a Gameday sign.
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CU Guru [1327]
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The new kid in town
Sep 28, 2016, 11:28 PM
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plays for the upstart Cardinals.
Tigers take him down!
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Legend [19808]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 28, 2016, 11:31 PM
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On October first
Cardinals will meet Tigers
and Venables D.
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Orange Blooded [2826]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 28, 2016, 11:34 PM
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Pity Petrino
Only knows half of the game
Tiger defense wins
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Legend [16362]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 28, 2016, 11:34 PM
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Greasy, red smudge marks
Will be ground into the turf
Below Howard's Rock.
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Heisman Winner [111193]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 28, 2016, 11:39 PM
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butthurt tnetters
always offended by nonsense
drink beer and chill dudes
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Legend [16362]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 28, 2016, 11:49 PM
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Hey Lamar Jackson,
Meet in backfield or A-gap?
Boulware wants to know.
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 29, 2016, 12:03 AM
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The Lamar Jackson
Will find out about Big Dex
The first drop back pass
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CU Guru [1708]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 29, 2016, 12:20 AM
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Saturday evening sets in
Qoute the Cardinal nevermore
Dabo sez fun is in the win
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Orange Blooded [3875]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 29, 2016, 6:46 AM
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GameDay is coming
A Tiger victory awaits
Corso picking Ville
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 29, 2016, 12:33 AM
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I don't like haikus
They are a waste of my time
Signed haiku hater
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Orange Blooded [2531]
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that's pretty good. You got me going on this now
Sep 29, 2016, 6:21 AM
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I'll try to get something accomplished at work and come up with something later in the day
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Heisman Winner [119529]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 29, 2016, 6:54 AM
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The plumes of Booby Birds
Burn from the heat
In the Valley of Death
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Scout Team [155]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 29, 2016, 10:15 AM
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Dropping back to pass,
OMG, here comes Big Dex!
Fallen, can't get up.
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Legend [19808]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 29, 2016, 12:53 PM
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Tigers are big cats
that eat small, wimpy red birds.
Clemson Tigers win!!
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Legend [15863]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 29, 2016, 12:57 PM
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Deshaun Watson yes
eat elephant one bite each
lamar jackson no
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Legend [16362]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 29, 2016, 9:47 PM
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We are two days out.
Does anyone else feel like
Christmas is coming?
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Hall of Famer [21722]
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Haiku for you! (#1)
Sep 29, 2016, 10:09 PM
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Hundred yard passes
Cannot be attempted when...
Dex rips your arm off.
~JKB
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Legend [17748]
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Boulware's introduction
Sep 29, 2016, 10:11 PM
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Lamar takes the snap
Keeps the ball on the zone read
Boulware greets warmly
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Hall of Famer [21722]
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Haiku for you! (#2)
Sep 29, 2016, 10:18 PM
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Role model for all
A man of integrity
Bobby Petrino.
~JKB
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Legend [16362]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 29, 2016, 10:26 PM
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Well, the good news is,
If Lamar tries to hurdle,
We'll see a choke slam.
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Legend [17748]
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Wilkins says hello Haiku #2
Sep 29, 2016, 10:28 PM
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Wilkins penetrates
Card Heisman Hopeful is sad
Hurtin' Buck-a-roo
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Legend [19567]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 29, 2016, 10:40 PM
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Strippers for the team!
Oh wait, that's for basketball
Shoulda played dem hoops
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Legend [19567]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 29, 2016, 10:45 PM
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Johnny U went to 'Ville
He smoked a fattie in M*A*S*H
Duane Coleman approved
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Legend [16362]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 29, 2016, 10:56 PM
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Charleston to Clemson:
Navigate by the blazing
Midpoint dumpster fire.
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CU Guru [1741]
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My ever haiku would be about...
Sep 29, 2016, 11:02 PM
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Saturday is near
Tigers and Cardinals
The Tigers will win
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CU Guru [1327]
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Dreams dashed in the Valley
Sep 29, 2016, 11:07 PM
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Sorry Lamar but it's time
to give up the dream.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: Who's up for a haiku to kill time 'til 8:22 Saturday?
Sep 30, 2016, 12:06 AM
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In true Coot fashion,
The Gamecocks will ride coat tails
Instead of winning.
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