Where's the rest of the garage?

Is the speed limit 60mph on the road in front of your house?

Where is the sidewalk? Is Red walking that babby in a stroller on the grass?

Why is there a random car parked under that big shade tree on the left?

Have you banged Red in both of the bedrooms?

Ok, yep the big bushes got to go. They make the landscaping (more) out of balance and cover 50% of 40% of your front windows.

Shrubs left of stairs look diseased compared with shrubs right of stairs.

Look at the space between the garage winders and the gutters above them. Its more trapezoid than rectangle. Something ain't right here. Perhaps it's about to cave in? Good news is you couldn't possibly ruin anything more than a mini-cooper if that does happen.

I have you pegged as a controlling sort. Backing in your truck to trap Red is a classic sign.

I'll be honest, I've never seen a front entry to a home where you have to literally walk through the fireplace to get to the 10x10 living room.

2/10. Clean the top of that chimney and I may go 2.5.

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Dec 2, 2020, 2:15 PM [ in reply to Questions/Observations ]

Is the speed limit 60mph on the road in front of your house?

Speed limit is 25mph

Where is the sidewalk? Is Red walking that babby in a stroller on the grass?

There are no sidewalks in our neighborhood. We walk in the road like everyone else in our neighborhood because it is a small community with no thru traffic. Perspective, due to my phone being at curb level, may give the impression that Red is closer to me than you would perceive. I just measured on GIS, Red is about 69' away from me when I took this photo.

Why is there a random car parked under that big shade tree on the left?

Due to the pizza shape of my yard, you can catch the neighbors property next to mine. He is parked in the grass next to his driveway.

Have you banged Red in both of the bedrooms?

All three, yes. The living room, kitchen, and two of the three bathrooms. Your wife preferred the half bath, though.

Ok, yep the big bushes got to go. They make the landscaping (more) out of balance and cover 50% of 40% of your front windows.

This is done intentionally to look like a #####. I covered this elsewhere in this thread.

Shrubs left of stairs look diseased compared with shrubs right of stairs.

These are not shrubs. These are plants that lose their leaves each fall and grow back more vibrant in the spring. I would have thought that youd know this being, ya know, a career landscaper and part time taco boy.

Look at the space between the garage winders and the gutters above them. Its more trapezoid than rectangle. Something ain't right here. Perhaps it's about to cave in? Good news is you couldn't possibly ruin anything more than a mini-cooper if that does happen.

This is an illusion that you aren't picking up on due to something called perspective. The garage is set back from the from of the home, therefore, giving the illusion of the trapezoid you mention. You continue to struggle with this perspective thing. Along with perspective, the eve from the homes roof hangs over that of the garage, which is at a lower elevation than the homes roof.

I have you pegged as a controlling sort. Backing in your truck to trap Red is a classic sign.

This is our third car (humblebrag). The second is in the garage.

I'll be honest, I've never seen a front entry to a home where you have to literally walk through the fireplace to get to the 10x10 living room.

This is a standard chimney, not a German chimney. It is intended to burn logs, or in our case, natural gas, and not human beings. It extrudes about 1' into our living room and 2' outside of our home. If you truly want to get into the home, I would suggest utilizing the door to the left of the chimney.

2/10. Clean the top of that chimney and I may go 2.5.

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nice scarecrow***

I just realized there was an actual scarecrow in the pic.

Yeah

Halloween was not that spooky***

Not bad, not bad. But what’s with the

chimney looks like C&B's

Yep, that too

It's an innuendo

Trim your bush***

They're perfectly trimmed***

Why are you not parking in your garage?***

##### he gonna park in there?

Subaru is in the garage***

Re: Why are you not parking in your garage?***

$100 says that within a short walk from home

That must be nice

What do you consider a "short walk"

The chimney is the pennor and the bushes the balls.

Dickhouse***

You mean chimbley?***

Questions/Observations

You did all that zooming in but didn't zoom in on Red's

Yo

I have answers to all of your questions

Yall remember when Crulez got shitten because

Since he still cries about it weekly, is it possible

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Re: LawnNet

It's a cover for his grill***

I like that original brick color. It keeps alive

The only thing I would have changed is a flip of the plan.

You back your truck in ?

could you zoom in a little on red at the front door, please?***

How about a shot of Red's backdoor while you're at it.***

Damm right, it does look good...appears to be a good healthy

I appreciate you***

Peter Griffin.***

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