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Where is My Invitation?
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Where is My Invitation?


May 4, 2018, 11:57 AM

I don't know who is at fault, the US Postal System or the Royal Mail. I have not, as yet, received my invitation to the royal wedding and my plans are in limbo. If it doesn't arrive within the next few days I'll have to cancel all my plans and send my regrets.

But when I get to England in July, heads are going to roll. I have an appointment at the Windsor Castle Library at 10:00 AM on July 18, 2018 (seriously) and I hope we can clear up this lack of communication re the royal wedding invitation.

To those who have received their invitation and plan to attend the wedding, please extend my best wishes to the couple. TIA

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Maybe the royal couple doesn't like eggplant***


May 4, 2018, 12:19 PM



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Re: Where is My Invitation?


May 4, 2018, 12:30 PM



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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: Where is My Invitation?


May 4, 2018, 12:44 PM

When you get there make sure you have someone spread the butter on any toast you may be having. Seeing as Knives have been banned over there due to the massive stabbings they have. I had to send my regrets to the Queen Mother because I do not leave home without my trusty knife.

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They will probably serve


May 4, 2018, 12:56 PM

spam, so you wouldn't want to be there anyway!

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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


I see where the misunderstanding is. That other invite was


May 4, 2018, 1:53 PM

supposed to be to the White Castle next to the library. They are thinking about offering an eggplant rollup, and wanted your advice on how to cook it. :)

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You can have mine if I can find it...


May 4, 2018, 6:04 PM

I think this is it, it has the Royal Seal...let's see, Dear Sir:(that's funny, they think I'm a Baronet) This is to notify you that if you are seen within ten miles of the Castle our guard dogs are to be loosed on you and the guards are instructed to shoot you on sigh...uh, I guess you better not use mine.

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