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Legend [15212]
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When was the last time you
Sep 19, 2019, 1:38 PM
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j***ed your pants? Any good stories?
In my car during high school making out as she was on my lap, I had to let it rip. I never asked her if she realized what happened. Maybe I'll find her on facebook and I can ask her about it and then we'll start messaging back and forth.
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Oculus Spirit [79120]
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Uh
Sep 19, 2019, 1:42 PM
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just making out?
Only time I've done that was when she was giving me a below the pants handy.
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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Oculus Spirit [97675]
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Yeah, never happened here either.
Sep 19, 2019, 2:00 PM
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I'd just get blueballs and depending on the scenario, afterwards I'd life up on a car bumper for relief, or go home and rub one out if heading that direction. But seriously, if you ever get blueballs in a public situation where you can not retreat to some privacy, just lift up something really heavy and strain. Fixes it enough to carry on.
Noneofthisapplies now fwiw.
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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Can't hit your face if your pants are on. duh***
Sep 19, 2019, 4:06 PM
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Legend [15212]
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Well yeah the hand slid up the shorts
Sep 19, 2019, 2:51 PM
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and i completely lost it.
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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Oh yeah, one of my favorite stories of all time
Sep 19, 2019, 1:45 PM
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I'm sure I've told it on here before, but whatever
Anyone remember the Penthouse Club up in Wellford/Spartanburg? We had taken a nerdy dude from like Rhode Island or something under our wing freshman year, his parents would have been appalled at what we had him doing. Drinking, drugs, he was pretty much the stereotype of sheltered kid gone wild at college. We all decided to make a trip to the Penthouse Club one night, and he comes with. Long story short, everyone ended up chipping in to get him a private lap dance. He goes back, and comes out wearing his sweatshirt tied around his waist....backwards. As in, the 'long part' is covering up his peepee region. Instantly it clicks what happened. We never got the story, but I'm guessing she 'hummed' on it and he let loose. Best part was we all refused to leave so he had to sit there several more hours like that.
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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^^^ Stories like this are the reason i ### in here***
Sep 19, 2019, 2:03 PM
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Re: When was the last time you
Sep 19, 2019, 2:07 PM
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Back when my commute was about an hour and a half, I would make use of the old country roads and the darkness of daylight savings time to pull my member into my lap while driving and pleasuring myself on the way home.
I did it one the way to work once and had a stain on my pants the rest of the day that I had to obfuscate with a fake coffee spill
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Lot o points [155660]
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seven-mary-three, we have a reported carjacking....***
Sep 19, 2019, 4:12 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79120]
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Re: seven-mary-three, we have a reported carjacking....***
Sep 19, 2019, 4:19 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85134]
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My other favorite Terry :)***
Sep 19, 2019, 4:22 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85134]
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Like in your sleep or awake?***
Sep 19, 2019, 2:10 PM
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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Your pants McLovin, not your sister's***
Sep 19, 2019, 2:27 PM
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Legend [19919]
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Her name was Melinda.
Sep 19, 2019, 10:06 PM
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She was 24. I was 17. It was a hotel room in Atlanta close to Six Flags. She was a lifeguard at the place where we both worked. She was was so smooth, I had no idea it was about to happen. And it did. She was very understanding and wanted to make it happen again outside of said pants (they were Wrangler jeans).
She was successful.
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