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Naw, man, this is rookie level stuff. If your willing to

Apr 12, 2019, 3:16 PM

help him in this endeavor at least teach him the right way to call in.

1. Never kill off a fictional relative (or real one for that matter). This is easily checkable and follow up expectations of wake/funeral/nice employer wanting to send flowers may come up.

Sammy Watkins. Never commit to a particular illness. You're not a doctor, you don't know what you have. Get too specific and they may want evidence of a doctors visit. Keep it vague and just sort of imply symptoms. Example: [calls boss] "Hey boss, I've been up all night and can't seem to keep anything down. You DEFINITELY don't want me to bring this into work."

C. When possible set up any future symptoms the previous day with a casual mention to boss or coworker of a MILD complimentary symptom. Stomach ache, head ache etc.

iv. Call in once during the day, explaining that you just woke up and you think your symptoms are improving. Ask how it's going without you and promise to catch up anything that's not covered on your next scheduled workday.

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While working at G'ville City Hall removing asbestos and renovating the building the ex and I cleared some dense brush off our lot. We had a fire barrel to burn the stuff in. I'd cut some 1.5" diameter poison ivy off a beautiful, full oak which was had the stuff running 40' up the trunk. She decided to put the ivy in the barrel.

I looked like the elephant man my face was so deformed from walking through the smoke. I didn't miss a day's work but did go to the doctor for a yearly scheduled physical to comply with our company's policy for project managers.

I had a meeting with city managers, purchasing agent and the abatement consultant. Then a week later the city assistant attorney awarded me the city's most dedicated employee for that year. I still don't think it was a legitimate award but I did get a plaque.

I've always loved my jobs, if I didn't I'd quit and not hesitate. I'm way behind on excuses, maybe I can catch up by helping the kid.

My youngest son is trying to kill me off.

Naw, man, this is rookie level stuff. If your willing to

Re: Naw, man, this is rookie level stuff. If your willing to

excellent addition,

I never called in sick to a job.

I let him know straight up how distasteful lying and...

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