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Johnstone memories for one hundred Alex...

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 1:04 PM
 

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Hundreds of roaches in my alarm clock***

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Hundreds of roaches in my ash tray***

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 1:08 PM
 



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The Dude abides


girlfriend urinating in the sink after hours***

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 1:09 PM
 




Much to my dismay I discovered

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 1:15 PM
 

The rooms are neither noise proof nor smell proof...one week into my freshman year. Thank you CUPD and my very brief and stoned Johnstone roomate.


pennying the neighbor's door shut

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 1:15 PM
 

community showers (and toilets)
ability to kick a phone off the hook through the wall
neighbor's alarm clock waking you up
climbing out of the windows to go out because it was a shorter walk
ignoring the 4AM fire alarm.

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modified high rise bunks/built in gun racks***

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Re: Johnstone memories for one hundred Alex...

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 1:27 PM
 

Roommate drunk and pissed in sink


What are, Pink Floyd murals?***

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 1:28 PM
 



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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


What is, My next door neighbor's girlfriend was very vocal?

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 1:30 PM
 

If you know what I mean.

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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Stairwells and bathrooms smelling like vomit on Saturdays

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 1:33 PM
 

and Sundays.

Using a hair dryer to blow Johnson's baby powder under other people's doors so they could enjoy "snow"

The long walk from the Pit

Bathroom stalls with no doors

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You don't throw rocks in glass houses, and you don't

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 1:41 PM
 

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in tin cans.

Y'all fill in the blank.


What is the longest, most artistic, most impressive

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 1:44 PM
 

trail of vomit in the history of mankind. Cross the hall neighbor on F2 yuked one night...started outside his door and went all the way down the hall, in one continuous trail, to the bathroom door. Unbelievable accuracy.


Swapping out our neighbor's door for an

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 1:50 PM
 

interior panel while he was at the Red Carpet. He returned and he didn't have a room anymore.


What is a campus wide blackout...

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 2:18 PM
 

just prior to the FSU game that started a campus wide "F FSU" march starting from a flashlight hall party on the 3rd floor of the Stone. :)


What is, Beating my roomate for the Super Tecmo Bowl

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 2:31 PM
 

Championship and making him watch the entire championship celebration sequence before I would turn it off.

I was the best.

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Re: Johnstone memories for one hundred Alex..I made a poster

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 2:34 PM
 

with some day glo paint for the room. After a few days I noticed streaks of the paint were missing. One night I came in and cornered a roach. when I squished him he was full of the paint.

that nasty place was unfit for humans years ago. it should be knocked completely down

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Roach Motels so full that the roaches could "check-out"

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 2:40 PM
 

by crawling across the bodies of other roaches in the trap


Roaches In The Showers Blocking The Doorway***

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 2:44 PM
 




Never had to wear shoes while showering til Johnstone***

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 2:45 PM
 



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state of the art phones w/ call back and call forwarding***

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 2:53 PM
 




The bathrooms***

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 3:43 PM
 




B5 registered as student org. Block seats among

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 4:14 PM
 

The frats...I might still have my 'B5 Roach Motel' t shirt somewhere.


No air-conditioning; flush-outs in the toilets;

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 4:26 PM
 

short-sheeting; after midnight ledge walking by drunks; hall water-sliding with football players; one stereo servicing the entire hall; wet towel butt-slapping in the...ahem, communal showers; hair cutting in the hall storage rooms; finally, beer allowed in the rooms.

And as a "Rat," constant shoe-shining, doing laundry, cleaning rooms and errand running for upperclassmen on the halls, which usually meant trips to Dan's for burgers.

Heck, I didn't know any better....I thought that's how all college students lived. lol

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Re: Johnstone memories for one hundred Alex...

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 4:30 PM
 

Roaches so big you could hear them crawl across the ceiling
Taping up the crack underneath the sink with Raid Roach Tape
Keeping the windows open all winter because the radiator was so hot
Sitting on the ledge
And many more.,,


Re: Johnstone memories for one hundred Alex...

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 4:51 PM
 

Ledge Parties!


Ledge Parties!***


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My son lived there for one Summer school.

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 4:55 PM
 

He has what he describes as horrible memories being wakened by Harvey and Horace Grant coming in way after midnight, turning on all the lights, bouncing basketballs on his and roommates asleep heads, then turning on their record players to very loud Frank Sinatra music.


ahhh memories...lol.***

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Re: Johnstone memories for one hundred Alex...

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 5:52 PM
 

Having Tiger Band playing Tiger Rag as my wake up alarm on home football Saturdays. I was in C-3 right over the underpass.


Playing tackle football in the hallway and getting pinched

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 6:13 PM
 

When the metal wall separated catching your skin.

Kicking the walls from the hallway to knock phones off the hook.

Living on A6, having to deal with all the drunk coming down the hall on Thursday night.

The showers.

Tiger Band playing outside your window at 8:00 am on game day.

Climbing through the top section of your closet into another room.

Hearing everything through the walls Sex, snoring, yelling, conversations, stereos, TVs, etc


What is leaned a huge trash can full of water against a door


Posted: Apr 4, 2014 6:22 PM
 

so that when the door opened it spilled the water and soaked the carpet which smelled rotten for weeks

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I was put on the top floor of Bradley my freshman year;

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 6:35 PM
 

a few other frosh there w/ me w/ Kappa Sigma.

I doubt that it was any more mature of an experience.

One of my most vivid memories of Johnstone was eating an entire large pizza w/ friends then making my way back to Bradley & depositing it in the communal restroom the same way it went down. I heard a security officer ask if I was okay & if I was old enough to drink what made me puke & after I assured him so he let me carry on.

Good times & unforgettable lessons learned!

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Not having to walk to the bathroom because you had a sink...

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 6:37 PM
 

in the room.


HaHaHaHa......Hopefully, that was for Number One...only!***

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Posted: Apr 4, 2014 7:32 PM
 



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Re: HaHaHaHa......Hopefully, that was for Number One...only!***


Posted: Apr 4, 2014 7:46 PM
 

I remember one day somebody took a wicked number 3 in the stair way.

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Walking into my buds room to play card and pornos are


Posted: Apr 4, 2014 9:40 PM
 

Playing non stop on a 12" TV, 8 guys squeezed into the room playing poker, later joined by a number of girls, standing room only. Hiding booze in a cup under the poker table, ordering Itza Pizza and gagging after each bite. Walking back to 99 Wyatt soo hammered we peed in a trash can, the list goes on...


Roach Inferno Games - Johnstone E6 1985


Posted: Apr 4, 2014 10:38 PM
 

1) Catch Roaches
2) Draw Large Circle on Johnstone Hall Carpet with Brut Stick Deodorant
3) Place Roaches Inside of Circle
4) Spray Roaches Lightly with Right Guard Spray Deodorant
5) Apply Match to Ring of Brut Deordorant
6) Watch and Wager as Roaches Approach Burning Ring and Combust
7) Wash, Rinse, Repeat

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