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Topic: What happened to Mitch McConell?
Replies: 11   Last Post: Oct 23, 2020 7:49 PM by: tiger_swimmer®
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What happened to Mitch McConell?

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 1:25 PM
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Yesterday he appeared with bruises around his mouth and his hands looked like they'd been run over by a Truck. Maybe his wife beats him.


https://nypost.com/2020/10/23/mcconnell-dodges-health-questions-on-bruises-bandaged-hands/


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Looks like he did a partial Face-Palm

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 1:26 PM
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and hands got in the way....


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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 1:27 PM
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That’s what it looks like when an old person falls on blood thinners


Looks like he had pradaxa, xarelto, eliquis cocktail


Posted: Oct 23, 2020 3:25 PM
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with a warfarin chaser, got too rowdy, and thrown out by the bouncer.


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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 1:41 PM
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Yikes!


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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 1:43 PM
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Rand Paul's ex neighbor moved next door to Mitch???

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Probably tried to destroy one of Trump's horcruxes.***

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 1:53 PM
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He just got done eating blueberry pie.

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 1:53 PM
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Nice try fake news!

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 4:20 PM
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i am guessing dental work where an IV was involved

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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 6:20 PM
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Seems like his nun mistress got a little over-enthusiastic with her ruler when he was being a naughty boy.

Safe words, Mitch. Safe words.


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Posted: Oct 23, 2020 7:38 PM
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Looks like the Russians slammed his hands shut in a double hung window, next time they throw him off balcony.

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Working out with Harry Reid’s exercise bands.


Posted: Oct 23, 2020 7:47 PM
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