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Oculus Spirit [81607]
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Deer Lunge, allow me to explain the recent events.
Aug 8, 2014, 9:21 AM
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I did not work yesterday because I was invited to play a free round of golf at Pinehurst No.9 (formerly known as The National Club). I also forgot how far away the Pinehurst Village is from my house and miscalculated when I needed to leave. Then I started getting a bunch of texts from miscreants, so I responded with this:
Speaking of which DGUAR, yes, I still love my Explorer; however, the Explorer only gets about 16.2mpg averaging 95mph.
I was busy channeling my inner Lakebum of raging at slow leftlane drivers...but miscreants thought I was high or blaming the police for something, so that was entertaining.
Anyway, made it to the course and started playing, ignoring texts from the miscreants while I played a pretty solid round of golf. They thought I died, hence my memorial thread.
Anyway, here was my round:
Greens were impeccable, and I was a putting fiend. Didn't miss a single putt inside 12' with the exception of hole number 2. All the one putts are slightly skewed as for many of them I was putting just off the green where I had just missed the green. Butt, it was a great day.
The miscreants continued to text me throughout the day/night, so I showed them I'm okay with this picture:
Yup.
And while TOTE1 is drinking beer this morning, I responded with coffee:
Happy Friday jungers, will somebody peach out with me and go play golf because I don't think I can survive the whole day in this office...
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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As I said before, if you're a childless middle aged man, and
Aug 8, 2014, 9:23 AM
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you have Icee Pops in your fridge, you're probably F-ing kids.
Probably.
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Oculus Spirit [81607]
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As long as "F-ing" isn't a verb in that sentence...***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:24 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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It's a big fat throbbing verb.***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:25 AM
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All-In [38063]
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Nice***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:30 AM
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Legend [17753]
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Shut up, pedo.***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:25 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81607]
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Re: Shut up, pedo.***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:26 AM
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Legend [17753]
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Nice. Really niiice.***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:33 AM
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All-In [33418]
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Don't carreeeeeeeeeeee
Aug 8, 2014, 9:26 AM
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Rock Defender [53]
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CSB...but you should have heard flow's story...OH MAN
Aug 8, 2014, 9:27 AM
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it makes your story look like rubbish.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Definitely worth searching out.***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:28 AM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Probably in the HOF by now I guess.***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:28 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Rock Defender [53]
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poppycock!***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:34 AM
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Hall of Famer [23689]
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Whoa. Noe need to get all hot and bothered.***
Aug 8, 2014, 10:23 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81607]
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Not worth it...was a stupid post that the junge girls ran...
Aug 8, 2014, 10:14 AM
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with all day and had a giggle-fest over.
It WAS funny (emphasis on the 'was').
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All-In [33418]
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BTW good job wearing your orange on Friday***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:27 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81607]
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See, glad you care a little.***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:43 AM
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I, in fact, did not get the response of ice pops and fireball***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:27 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75663]
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Well, just know that is what a fridge should look like.***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:33 AM
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CU Medallion [53132]
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dats one pimp #### coffee machine.....
Aug 8, 2014, 9:31 AM
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what it is?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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A coffee machine.***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:32 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81607]
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No idea, our company switched to that instead of
Aug 8, 2014, 9:40 AM
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a commercial level K-Cup machine. It's not too bad, you can have it make random stuff like latte, mocha, vanilla, etc...I just get the plain coffee from it.
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Letterman [295]
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What app/site you use for tracking the rounds?***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:32 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81607]
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I use Golfshot GPS, they have an iOS and an Android
Aug 8, 2014, 9:39 AM
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app, and they also store it on golfshot.com.
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Rock Defender [53]
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thanks man
Aug 8, 2014, 9:52 AM
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downloaded and ready to test
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CU Medallion [73569]
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do you hand enter each score on each hole
Aug 8, 2014, 10:19 AM
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or does it know by time at each location?
I've got some apps that keep score but never really used them so I don't know how it works.
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Oculus Spirit [81607]
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I input the score at the end of each hole. Pretty easy.
Aug 8, 2014, 10:30 AM
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Put in what I shot, the number of putts I did, the club I used off the tee, if I hit the fairway or if I missed put left/right/long/short, if I had a sand shot, if I had a penalty shot.
For some reason I can fill in that stuff without a problem, I can recall my last 10 rounds of golf shot by shot for you, so I'm sort of weird. I can also recount the people I've played with's rounds shot for shot for a round or two...so I generally keep everyone's score in golfshot and it will e-mail them at the end of the round with something that looks like that screenshot.
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CU Medallion [73569]
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if I was better, I'd probably be #### about it too
Aug 8, 2014, 10:34 AM
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but since I'm usually stuck in the low 90's, I just use them mainly for yardage.
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CU Medallion [55981]
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Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.***
Aug 8, 2014, 9:42 AM
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All-In [33418]
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BTW what's with the 3W garbage? Use the big dog like a man***
Aug 8, 2014, 10:21 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81607]
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Hah, I have the Callaway 3Deep 13deg club, I love it.
Aug 8, 2014, 10:31 AM
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Not sure I'll ever buy a driver again, it's like a two wood really, and I hit it consistently over 265yds.
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Heisman Winner [135406]
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WELCOME TO THE JOUNGE, SOCCERKRZYSGHOST.***
Aug 8, 2014, 10:24 AM
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All-In [47626]
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Really what you're saying is "I doubled 7"
Aug 8, 2014, 10:25 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79366]
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All left lane drivers must be destroyed***
Aug 8, 2014, 10:42 AM
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