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Whan y'all played football or any other sport, what
Apr 10, 2015, 1:46 PM
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things did you do/say during the game to the other team?
Flag football game last week I hit the guy guarding me with the classic "hey you dropped your pocket" line before our qb hiked the ball haha
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Re: Whan y'all played football or any other sport, what
Apr 10, 2015, 1:47 PM
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> things did you do/say during the game to the other
> team?
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> Flag football game last week I hit the guy guarding
> me with the classic "hey you dropped your pocket"
> line before our qb hiked the ball haha
dropped ur wut?
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Your pocket
Apr 10, 2015, 1:49 PM
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you dropped it
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ok. classic...
Apr 10, 2015, 1:50 PM
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no really
edit: spieth gets funnier and funnier
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Re: ok. classic...
Apr 10, 2015, 1:51 PM
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It is. Very
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i see... break a nail in that league
Apr 10, 2015, 1:56 PM
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sounds like there'd be tears?
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Well granted it was more fun
Apr 10, 2015, 1:58 PM
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tell drunk people on weekend nights in Clemson, but the concept for distraction and confusion is the same
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is this where you tell the drunk gurls
Apr 10, 2015, 1:58 PM
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it tastes like strawberry?
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Re: is this where you tell the drunk gurls
Apr 10, 2015, 1:59 PM
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How do you know what it tastes like??
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i don't
Apr 10, 2015, 2:00 PM
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but what does that matter?
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Re: Whan y'all played football or any other sport, what
Apr 10, 2015, 1:49 PM
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I think T-net has a strong no-profanity clause in their terms and conditions with having an account. I will leave it at that...
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Well of course that's understood, was more curious
Apr 10, 2015, 1:52 PM
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about anything other than certain four letter words and your mom jokes
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Re: Whan y'all played football or any other sport, what
Apr 10, 2015, 1:53 PM
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I'd get banhammered for the chit I used to say.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Well in that case
Apr 10, 2015, 1:54 PM
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please tell us!
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Re: Well in that case
Apr 10, 2015, 1:56 PM
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Just point to your opponents shoes. You don't have to say a thing.
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I didn't run my mouth much. I was too busy
Apr 10, 2015, 2:04 PM
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pushing people to the ground.
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Hopefully you
Apr 10, 2015, 2:09 PM
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didn't even punch them
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I'd say
Apr 10, 2015, 2:41 PM
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Sorry dude, it's highly likely that I'm much stronger than you. Not claiming I'm the strongest person or a bad ####, but I am much stronger than the average American male. I was skinny as a youth, and when I see people from my youth that haven't seen me in years they are surprised by how much muscle I have added over the years. So highly unlikely you could do anything to me if challenged me. Most likely I would just shove you to the ground and tell you take your loss like a man without even punching you.
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Re: Whan y'all played football or any other sport, what
Apr 10, 2015, 9:09 PM
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A very long time ago there was a football offense called the "single wing" I was a strong-side TE. In that offense, one of my jobs was to call out blocking assignments between the TE and WB. My calls were done between the TB's signal calls "Down" and "Ready", so there wasn't a lot of time for a DE or LB to think about what we were doing. To make it a little harder to decipher, I called live colors in the huddle, which when used during the blocking assignment calls, told the WB whether I wanted him to really swap blocks or not..... so many signals I called were fake ones. A live call might sound like...."Red-22-X-35", where a fake one would be "Blue-22-X-35".
The funniest thing was on 3rd and short when a tough, but smart OLB would know a power sweep was coming his way and thought he knew who was going to block him and from what direction. When we really needed the first down and didn't need a swapped block, I would point frantically at the OLB and call out a fake "53-Blue-75-Atom Bomb" just a second before the ball was snapped. OLBs usually would freeze with their eyes rolling all around in their head - just enough that someone could put a good cut block on him and take him out of the play.
Usually you don't need to cuss 'em - just confuse 'em for a split second.
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Re: Whan y'all played football or any other sport, what
Apr 11, 2015, 9:25 AM
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Nothing in Football - I was more interested in survival.
I tossed off-handed comments toward the black basketball players that I matched against. All of my comments were complimentary, but with a twist. Specifically, I would say "Nice shot Bo" or "Well done Bo". In those days - before Bo Jackson - the term of endearment "Bo" would almost always be heard as "Boy". Calling a black guy "Boy" was not acceptable and we all knew it. "Bo", however, was enough to often get the opposing player off his game.
My very white cousin was/is called "Bo" and it is indeed a term of endearment. Only after I learned how much the term bothered them did the black players become "Bo" to me.
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Re: Whan y'all played football or any other sport, what
Apr 11, 2015, 3:03 PM
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I was a DB.I never said a word to anybody. According to my teammates I growled a lot, and I would laugh after a good hit when I got up. My one quirk was that I would never let the guy I knocked down get up first, I would throw him off to get up first, I might help him to his feet, but I had to be on mine before he got up. My mother said that she knew I was hurt immediately,(dislocated hip) the one time I didn't.
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I'm going to kick your mother ####### ###***
Apr 11, 2015, 3:41 PM
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