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This is for the TD queens.

Jan 19, 2016, 1:23 AM

My son and I stopped to check on the price of Carhart jeans at Hamricks in Easley, it's where the Kmart use to be. They were 46 bucks @ 20% off before Christmas and I weren't about to pay anywhere near 40 bucks for a pair of work jeans, I have a house to remodel in Six mile in case you didn't know.

Foot traffic wasn't bad but we kinda wove through the junk isles on the right to get to the men's department. I told you this would boar you to death. Anyway, some fat guy who looked like he hadn't shaved in four or five days saw the Paws on our caps, my son was wearing one of those nice stay dry pullovers which was our orange with a white paw along with his cap too. The guy kinda looked like me except he was missing a few teeth. I sized him up real quick even though he wasn't wearing any garnet, black or even a chicken foot anywhere. He had some other looser with him too and that ##### just backed up for the showdown. My boy knew better than to git in the line of fire, it weren't my first rodeo and he knew it.

He said, 'You guys must be real fans to wear all that after the game the other night.' I shot from the hip! 'What, 14-1 doesn't sound like a good season to you, I know we could have gone 3-9 but our coach just refused to quit when things got tough.'

Well, let me tell you guys this, that old fuker changed his tune real quick like when he figured out I knew he was one of them dirtpecking coots. He started kissing Dabo's butt talking about how good Dabo does with the boys and NFL and graduation and recruiting and such. It make me want to puke but I held it in.

When I saw he weren't going heels I sneered at him and he backed away enough to watch me for my first move. I guess when it came down to it he was chickenchit and I was glad of it!

If bygod you think I've make this up you just meet me in the junk department at Hamricks at noon tamorrer and we'll sort it all out man to man.

Disclaimer, most of this is hollywood bullchit but I did back a coot up in the corner for having the nerve to act like I, a ClemsonfukingTiger had something to be ashamed of. I'll see y'all again after my ban is lifted, Crump have mercy.

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I have a coot story.

Underrated post ^^^.***

Why not just post it under a thread that already has 25 pts?***

I'm no lawyer, now is this extortion or

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Yea, I bet...***

I hereby bestow you with a point not to tell the story.***

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This is for the TD queens.

Dat dars sum stirry tellin'.... Yusa mite wanna' do it agin.

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