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Oculus Spirit [97676]
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So oldest is playing soccer again. I have the honors of
Mar 26, 2019, 7:38 PM
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taking him to practice. So I pull out my water bottle and folding chair, sit back, and prepare to chill watching oldest son of actually break a sweat.
Well, me and the other guys are all watching and not talking. All the hens are cackling among themselves as soccer moms do. WELL, this one guy, who has a very Iowa accent, walks over to this Indian woman and starts chatting her up. Took all of 3 maybe 4 sentences to figure out he's hitting on her. So I keep watching but start listening. It was like a freaking train wreck. Evidently the two had met before but didn't really know each other.
Knew for sure he was hitting on her when he dropped the Big D. Divorced his ex-wife several years ago. Sold all 3 of his pediatric dentistry practices because of the divorce. Wife took kids, accused him of an affair, and went to Charleston. He moved to Chas, fought the wife, and won the kids back. She actually did the cheating per the story. He gave her a big house, three kids, and a beautiful lake house and she went and porked some plumber or something. Now he has the kids, he's SLOWLY getting over divorce, and his 5 year non-compete clause is expiring, so he's opening up a new practice. Ex was Indian too, oddly enough. Anyway she's about as bad hanging on his every word as his SOB story was to begin with.
So of did well and this year we actually have a coach under 250lbs who actually knows how to play soccer. So there's that too.
/endrandomstory
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Cool.
Mar 26, 2019, 8:00 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97676]
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Re: Cool storybro***
Mar 26, 2019, 8:37 PM
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CU Medallion [54011]
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I actually typed cool because...
Mar 26, 2019, 8:39 PM
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I had accidentally made a parody post and then posted it as a reply to your op. Then I very quickly edited it, but couldn’t delete so I typed “cool” instead. Wasn’t meant to be devisive.... unless you feel like fighting, flamer!!!!
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All-TigerNet [10938]
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Lol
Mar 26, 2019, 8:58 PM
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Buddy of mines gf used to work for this guy
= Story checks out
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Oculus Spirit [97676]
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I know the guys whole life story but not his name
Mar 26, 2019, 9:04 PM
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Nor does he know mine. Still he seems like a really nice guy so I'd wager his story checks out.
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CU Medallion [65983]
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West Metro, GPS Lexington, YMCA
Mar 26, 2019, 9:35 PM
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Or the ISIS of soccer SCUFC ?
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Oculus Spirit [97676]
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Nope***
Mar 26, 2019, 10:35 PM
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All-In [43608]
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Then it weren’t skokker.***
Mar 26, 2019, 10:43 PM
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110%er [9086]
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5th grader of is playing soccer, noticed that the kid that have
Mar 27, 2019, 7:56 AM
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zero soccer skills talk about fortnight or wutever its called all the time. Parents of FN kids are nowhere to be seen
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Oculus Spirit [75683]
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But was she hot?***
Mar 27, 2019, 8:35 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97676]
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I guess. Kinda. Not my type, but if she was your type,
Mar 27, 2019, 10:11 AM
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then probably yeah.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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What kind of indian we talkin about?
Mar 27, 2019, 9:02 AM
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or
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Oculus Spirit [97676]
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The top one.***
Mar 27, 2019, 10:11 AM
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All-In [36448]
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All-In [47701]
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Did he bang her?***
Mar 27, 2019, 9:18 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97676]
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I'm sure I'll know by the end of the season. Not yet
Mar 27, 2019, 10:12 AM
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anyway
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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We talking red dot or woowoo indian?***
Mar 27, 2019, 9:19 AM
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Heisman Winner [135504]
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Whoa now dude...let's just stop a minute here.
Mar 27, 2019, 10:48 AM
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It could be a motorcycle too, you know.
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