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Oculus Spirit [81758]
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Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 11:59 AM
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that her doctor strongly recommended that she lose some weight.
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 12:02 PM
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The doctor said liposuction wouldn't work.
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 12:06 PM
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She went to Golden Corral and got a group discount...
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 12:10 PM
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that the 18-wheel flatbed they're hauling her on failed the weight inspection and can't be allowed to travel on the road...
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Well let's get off of mama's cause I just got off y'alls***
Mar 24, 2020, 12:12 PM
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 12:29 PM
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D amn!!! I really thought this was going somewhere.
I has the disappoints.
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 8:57 PM
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She plays pool with the planets...
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 12:46 PM
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She took a spoon to the Super Bowl
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat, her blood type is
Mar 24, 2020, 12:51 PM
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Ragu.
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Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 12:51 PM
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that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 12:58 PM
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When she wears a red dress all the kids yell “Kool Aid”.
When she takes a shower she doesn’t get her feet wet.
When she buys a new pair of shoes, she has to ask someone else what they look like.
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 1:01 PM
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She sweats gravy.
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 5:48 PM
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I bet you could sop her up with a biscuit.
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The last time she wore a
Mar 24, 2020, 1:00 PM
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Malcolm X t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on her
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...she has to iron her pants on the driveway.***
Mar 24, 2020, 1:02 PM
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 1:13 PM
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she can sit on a quarter and squeeze a booger out of george washingtons nose.
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 1:38 PM
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She bungee jumped..... went Straight to hell
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 2:20 PM
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When she plays golf, she has to hit the ball on memory.
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 24, 2020, 2:25 PM
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 25, 2020, 7:33 AM
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C'mon guys, you're talking about someone's daughter. We're better than that.
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 25, 2020, 8:08 AM
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She goes to the beach and rents her shadow out for shade
When she goes into the surf, the tide comes in
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 25, 2020, 8:10 AM
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The CDC hired her to flatten the corona curve
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Oculus Spirit [81758]
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^^^POTD!^^^
Mar 25, 2020, 8:13 AM
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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
Mar 25, 2020, 10:22 AM
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Ain't but 2 ugly people in the world and yo mama both of'em
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