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Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat
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Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat


Mar 24, 2020, 11:59 AM

that her doctor strongly recommended that she lose some weight.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


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Mar 24, 2020, 12:02 PM

The doctor said liposuction wouldn't work.

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Mar 24, 2020, 12:06 PM

She went to Golden Corral and got a group discount...

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Mar 24, 2020, 12:10 PM

that the 18-wheel flatbed they're hauling her on failed the weight inspection and can't be allowed to travel on the road...

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Well let's get off of mama's cause I just got off y'alls***


Mar 24, 2020, 12:12 PM



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Clemson doesn't care about basketball....as evidenced by Brown-L getting 14 years.


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Mar 24, 2020, 12:29 PM

D amn!!! I really thought this was going somewhere.

I has the disappoints.

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Mar 24, 2020, 8:57 PM

She plays pool with the planets...

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Mar 24, 2020, 12:46 PM

She took a spoon to the Super Bowl

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Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat, her blood type is


Mar 24, 2020, 12:51 PM

Ragu.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat


Mar 24, 2020, 12:51 PM

that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat


Mar 24, 2020, 12:58 PM

When she wears a red dress all the kids yell “Kool Aid”.

When she takes a shower she doesn’t get her feet wet.

When she buys a new pair of shoes, she has to ask someone else what they look like.

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Mar 24, 2020, 1:01 PM

She sweats gravy.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


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Mar 24, 2020, 5:48 PM

I bet you could sop her up with a biscuit.

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Mar 24, 2020, 1:07 PM [ in reply to Re: Oh yeah? Well yo mamma so fat ]

that when someone told her to hall tail it took 2 trips

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The last time she wore a


Mar 24, 2020, 1:00 PM

Malcolm X t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on her

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...she has to iron her pants on the driveway.***


Mar 24, 2020, 1:02 PM



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Mar 24, 2020, 1:13 PM

she can sit on a quarter and squeeze a booger out of george washingtons nose.

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Mar 24, 2020, 1:38 PM

She bungee jumped..... went Straight to hell

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Mar 24, 2020, 2:20 PM

When she plays golf, she has to hit the ball on memory.

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Mar 24, 2020, 2:25 PM



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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


LOL! Reminds me of this song from my Clemson days.....


Mar 24, 2020, 2:28 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14

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Mar 25, 2020, 7:33 AM

C'mon guys, you're talking about someone's daughter. We're better than that.

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Mar 25, 2020, 8:08 AM

She goes to the beach and rents her shadow out for shade

When she goes into the surf, the tide comes in

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Mar 25, 2020, 8:10 AM

The CDC hired her to flatten the corona curve

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^^^POTD!^^^


Mar 25, 2020, 8:13 AM

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


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Mar 25, 2020, 10:22 AM

Ain't but 2 ugly people in the world and yo mama both of'em

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