Topic: Well boys, Ole Spud invited several if his buddies to lunch
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Well boys, Ole Spud invited several if his buddies to lunch

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Posted: Oct 6, 2016 9:57 PM

today at a local restaurant, owned and operated by someone who is not from around these parts. Anyway,she being the entertaining sort that she is, noticed we were all Tigers and she says, "I have an entertaining story for you, if you gentlemen have the time for it". And without question, all of us derelicts absolutely had the time. So, she began...." About a year ago, this fella came in to eat, and as I was waiting on him, he says he's famous. I said, Oh, are you a professional football player?" "No, he says." " A baseball player, professional golfer,....tennis player......actor?" "No, none of those, he says". So she tells him," Well sir, I am truly sorry , but I have no idea who you are", to which he replies,"I Stephen Garcia, and I was the quarterback for USC"...............

and she says," So what brings you all the way out here from California?".........

.........Boys, we fell out of our chairs!! No doubt we will be regular diners from here on out!!!!

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Posted: Oct 6, 2016 11:05 PM

Great and true comeback by her. Hope you tipped her well.

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She wasn't joking. She is from up north......***

Posted: Oct 6, 2016 11:13 PM

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So, what school did he play for?

Posted: Oct 7, 2016 12:37 AM


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I am not from up North and i know USC

Posted: Oct 7, 2016 9:01 AM

is in California.

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That's good stuff Spud..

Posted: Oct 7, 2016 2:07 AM

Its like Anchorman (Will Ferrell) saying, I'm kind of a big deal.

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Posted: Oct 7, 2016 8:59 AM

Are we allowed to be privy to the location?


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Posted: Oct 7, 2016 9:25 AM

Classic story. Great delivery. +Uno

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Apparently he thinks he is famous... I heard another story

Posted: Oct 7, 2016 9:26 AM

from a friend who's sister tended bar in Five Points. He tried to get his drinks for free by asking: "Don't you know who I am?" She replied: "yes, but you still have to pay for your drinks."

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i dont know whats funnier

Posted: Oct 7, 2016 9:40 AM

the fact he said he was famous...or what she said about being all the way out here from California.

+1 that was a good one

What was his response?***

Posted: Oct 7, 2016 9:52 AM

Funny line from Cheers:

Posted: Oct 7, 2016 10:07 AM

Sam Malone - "Not many people know this, but I'm pretty famous."

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