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A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...
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A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...


Jul 2, 2020, 2:00 PM

Just something to think about.

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Butt, based upon the symptoms of a COVID-19


Jul 2, 2020, 2:10 PM

infection, if you can't smell your f@rt, you may have COVID-19.

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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


Re: Butt, based upon the symptoms of a COVID-19


Jul 2, 2020, 2:16 PM

You both have given me a great deal to think about. ??
Along with dead brain cells.??

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Re: Butt, based upon the symptoms of a COVID-19


Jul 2, 2020, 2:18 PM



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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Not trying to the blasphemous .... and, Lord, forgive me if I am...


Jul 2, 2020, 2:20 PM

One of the long-standing questions in my mind is, did Jesus fart? He had to if He was fully man. But, He was also fully God. So, ??

Also, I have often wondered if He joked around with His apostles. Since God gave us laughter, again, I would think He did.

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Farting is not a sin, so


Jul 2, 2020, 2:21 PM

yes

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When my older brother use to fart in my face,


Jul 2, 2020, 1:41 PM

it was sinful.

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Re: When my older brother use to fart in my face,- I was an


Jul 2, 2020, 2:36 PM

older brother. You may not realize it but we are required by law to do that. There are severe penalties if we do not do that. Its not like we have a choice. ;)

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I disagree.


Jul 2, 2020, 2:24 PM [ in reply to Farting is not a sin, so ]

Some farts deserve eternal damnation.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: Not trying to the blasphemous .... and, Lord, forgive me if I am...


Jul 2, 2020, 6:45 PM [ in reply to Not trying to the blasphemous .... and, Lord, forgive me if I am... ]

The translation for Kamikaze is "Divine Wind", so there you go.

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what's the odds GOD is saying pull my finger here?***


Jul 2, 2020, 2:25 PM [ in reply to Re: Butt, based upon the symptoms of a COVID-19 ]



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Re: what's the odds GOD is saying pull my finger here?***


Jul 2, 2020, 2:32 PM



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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


While we are posting memes, here is one of my


Jul 2, 2020, 2:35 PM [ in reply to Re: Butt, based upon the symptoms of a COVID-19 ]

all-time favorites ...



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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...


Jul 2, 2020, 2:14 PM

I think it helps with the shart equivalent

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Yes, it does stop the shrapnel. Usually.***


Jul 2, 2020, 2:25 PM



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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...


Jul 2, 2020, 2:30 PM [ in reply to Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ... ]

Will it stop jock itch too? Asking for a friend

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Re: My philosophy is- those who


Jul 2, 2020, 2:20 PM

smelt it dealt it. ;)

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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...


Jul 2, 2020, 2:32 PM

I think a properly fit N-95 does a pretty good job of stopping Covid. A P-100 does a great job.

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It may stop you from COVID-19.


Jul 2, 2020, 2:34 PM

But, if you have COVID-19, an N-95 mask will not protect others around you from getting it from you.

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Re: It may stop you from COVID-19.


Jul 2, 2020, 2:51 PM

A N-95 without exhaust valve will.
You can buy them with and without valves.

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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...


Jul 2, 2020, 3:24 PM [ in reply to Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ... ]

It's like putting up a chainlink fence to keep out mosquitos.

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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...


Jul 3, 2020, 9:47 AM

Are putting a screen door on a submarine

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While we've all got our thinking caps on..


Jul 2, 2020, 2:41 PM

Let's consider the size of the molecules that make up the stink smell in farts. We'll focus on one particular example, as the others are similarly sized (when compared to the size of a virus). Methanthiol (CH3SH), like a number of thiol (-SH) containing molecules, smells! When you work with it enough, it smells like incredibly intense garlic; though many would just say it smells putrid. If you want everyone to hate you, walk through a hallway carrying an open container of thiol compounds.

CH3SH is a rather small molecule with a diameter around 4*10^-10 m (0.4 nm, about 1.6*10^-8 inches). By comparison, viruses typically range in diameter from about 20 nm up to about 400 nm, with COVID-19 being around 60-140 nm. The difference in sizes of the COVID-19 virus and a common odorant in farts is 2-3 orders of magnitude (100–1000 times the diameter of the smaller methanethiol). An N95 mask is capable of filtering 95% of a test aerosol containing average particle size of 300 nm.

Basically, an N95 mask has a tight weave pattern with multiple layers that serve as a barrier to larger structures (like viruses, or simply spittle). While the benefits of a specific mask will depend on the fabric and construction of the mask (not to mention how it is worn), having some form of barrier between an infected individual and a healthy individual is far superior to open air allowing for the transfer of virus (along with other matter) between those individuals.

Lastly, to argue that “since I can smell a fart through a mask, there's no point in wearing a mask to protect me against viruses” is like securing a medieval castle with a gate to keep out invading horsemen, but arguing that because roaches can still enter that there is no point in having a gate. Clearly you have not considered that the horseman is the greater threat.

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What say you concerning rats and fleas getting in?


Jul 2, 2020, 3:11 PM

Since we’re getting into medieval analogies.

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^This guy do the science stuff***


Jul 2, 2020, 3:15 PM [ in reply to While we've all got our thinking caps on.. ]



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Electrical charge differences and adhesion are factors too.***


Jul 2, 2020, 3:49 PM [ in reply to While we've all got our thinking caps on.. ]



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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...


Jul 2, 2020, 2:44 PM

I want to thank you, Gentlemen, from the bottom of my FART. Old people do too.

I'm BAAACCK!

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Building on your "ironclad" f@rt analogy...


Jul 2, 2020, 3:30 PM

For starters, wearing a mask is more to REDUCE the possibility of the wearer infecting people around them, than to protect the wearer from getting it from other people.

A far as your stupid fart analogy, I'll put on a clean pair of underwear. Then, I'll fart and immediately take them off. Then, you put your nose up to the area adjacent to where the fart emanated from. Then, you take a long, slow breath in through your nose. Do you get it now?

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Jul 2, 2020, 3:38 PM



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Don’t put on clean underwear only on my account ... I would


Jul 2, 2020, 6:49 PM [ in reply to Building on your "ironclad" f@rt analogy... ]

not have you alter your routine just for me.

But thanks for the thought.

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I change 'em once a week whether or not I need to :-)***


Jul 2, 2020, 7:44 PM



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Shhhh


Jul 2, 2020, 3:50 PM

You're bound to offend somebody with that kind of talk.

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Can’t wait to hear from Joe21 about this fart thing..


Jul 2, 2020, 5:01 PM

since his are obviously the oldest. LOL!

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Re: Shhhh


Jul 2, 2020, 5:06 PM [ in reply to Shhhh ]

Dear Lord, I pray we have football since our conversation has now centered around fart smelling

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Re: Shhhh


Jul 2, 2020, 5:29 PM

Funnier that football

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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...


Jul 2, 2020, 6:11 PM

My, my! Where some people keep their minds!!

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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...


Jul 2, 2020, 6:26 PM

Yup, just like a screen door on a submarine. Oops, hope our Lib friends aren’t reading this. That’ll be the next great idea for our US Navy!!

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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...


Jul 2, 2020, 6:45 PM

Youre as dumb as dirt and ignorant as it gets. Just something to think about.

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^^^ Thinks his f@rts don’t stink ...


Jul 2, 2020, 6:52 PM

Social distancing advised.

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Re: ^^^ Thinks his f@rts don’t stink ...


Jul 2, 2020, 6:58 PM

^^^Thinks being an ignorant moron is cool.

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^^^ Thinks getting panties in wad over joke is


Jul 2, 2020, 8:50 PM

the epitome of virtue signaling.

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Re: ^^^ Thinks getting panties in wad over joke is


Jul 3, 2020, 6:57 AM

^^Thinks joking about people dying in a pandemic is funny. You're smart.

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^^^ Thinks getting last word in means he WON!!


Jul 3, 2020, 9:51 AM

... and yes, I realize the irony. Your turn.

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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...


Jul 2, 2020, 6:56 PM [ in reply to Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ... ]

Dont waste your time carl. They are clueless. And very selfish.

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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...


Jul 2, 2020, 7:08 PM

Maybe so, but I’d still prefer for you to wear both if you come around me. TIA

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Gives a whole new meaning to "silent but deadly."***


Jul 2, 2020, 9:06 PM



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It Will Stop a SHART Though***


Jul 3, 2020, 12:02 AM



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Box of masks I bought over the weekend


Jul 3, 2020, 10:00 AM

plainly says WILL NOT PREVENT COVID19 on the box.

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