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May Madness - CHAMPIONSHIP match
May 20, 2020, 3:46 PM
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I will keep voting open for two days
Sweet Relationships region champion:
I did manage to lure her up and outside with cheese cubes yesterday, but it didn't last long.
Seems like I have the most control over wife and dogs when I possess the cheese cubes
Rage against the Machine region champion:
I'm waging an almost year long road rage war with a Jimmie
John's driver here in Greenville. It all started innocently enough, I was simply sitting at a red light behind him. He apparently thought I was too close and started making hand signals at me and yelling in his rear view mirror. I finally figured out he was trying to tell me, so I got as close as I could without hitting him while giving him the finger. Complete alpha domination.
Now if I see him out, I do everything I can to get back behind him and ride his ###. A couple of times I've managed to get behind him at a red light or stop sign, and I just slowly nod as he looks into the rear view mirror. ######
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Oculus Spirit [79428]
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Kind of surprised it came down to these two
May 20, 2020, 3:55 PM
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Unfortunately, I haven't seen the Jimmie Johns driver in a while. Hopefully he got COVID and wrecked his little bisch mobile down an embankment.
Even though I know he's probably out somewhere harassing people about not wearing face masks.
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Oculus Spirit [78865]
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Jimmie Johns just got my vote!***
May 20, 2020, 3:58 PM
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These were killer funny, but I agree, neither of these two
May 21, 2020, 7:07 AM
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were my favorites.
I guess that's the way art is. The truly great stuff isn't popular and the popular stuff usually ain't great.
Man, that was a surprisingly insightful thing I just said. I impressed myself. Oh well, back to d!ck and fart jokes.
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CU Medallion [66039]
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FTR - I thought Jaspin's mom would win
May 21, 2020, 9:01 AM
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easily, but of course, I was wrong.
I think there is a hardcore group of fans of the cheese cubes
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T-Dap was easily my favorite character in all this***
May 21, 2020, 1:23 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I hate to be a spoiler, but my ALLTIME FAV. LAKEBUMISM iS:
May 21, 2020, 9:18 AM
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I might could be a millionaire by now if it weren't for chicks with big teddies. And probably would have only been arrested once.
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Lot o points [155826]
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We’re any entries from commentary on his sister’s
May 21, 2020, 9:27 AM
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Psycho beta-ex even included?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: We’re any entries from commentary on his sister’s
May 21, 2020, 9:43 AM
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wasn't he from Michigan???
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Oculus Spirit [79428]
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No, even worse actually
May 21, 2020, 10:42 AM
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Dude was from Ohio originally, but went to college at some small school in Michigan, thus becoming a huge Michigan fan.
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It was even better to see the entire Lakebum clan interact
May 21, 2020, 9:44 AM
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with psycho beta-ex in person at football tailgates. Those are some of my most cherished tailgating memories.
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Were you there when we made him cry
May 21, 2020, 10:41 AM
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and he had to get a $300 Uber all the way back to Greenville. I think that was his final appearance, but my god that was sweet, sweet justice.
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Actually walked over as he was storming off, I believe.
May 21, 2020, 10:47 AM
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Never a dull moment on Press Box Road!
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WSUX should have been broadcasting this live
May 21, 2020, 12:37 PM
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ratings bonanza
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We tried.
May 21, 2020, 1:04 PM
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But psycho ex-boyfriend refused to sign the waivers required by the network.
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