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WAKE AND CFB WEEK 12 LIMERICKS
Nov 11, 2019, 1:43 PM
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Next victim? Yep, Wake it shall be! They’ll cut their own switch off the tree, Then Dabo and Brent Will whip ‘til they’re spent And all of the country will see!
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 11, 2019, 1:50 PM
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It’s 32 points and a half, But I think Las Vegas’s maff Neglects to consider The air of “go-getter” This week for our players and staff…
Ima say bout 56-10 dis week.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 11, 2019, 2:05 PM
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Have any of you been to Jackson Springs? 'Tis a quaint little hamlet filled with things. The best is her collards, Just ask the Sean Pollards, It - is what grows them up BIG, to win rings!!!
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U choked on a turkey leg last week
Nov 11, 2019, 2:06 PM
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your outlook for Saturday is bleak U cannot defend Our beloved E.T.N. We'll embarrass your poor Demon Deac
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WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS, Etienne Version
Nov 11, 2019, 2:29 PM
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Have you heard of this back, Etienne? He will run for 200 yards again, He will break to the left, He will juke to the right, So he can score another TD my friends!
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WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS, Trevor Lawrence Version
Nov 11, 2019, 2:36 PM
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Have you seen the superstar, Trevor Lawrence? He likes to put on a performance, He can throw the quick out, We'll beat Wake it a rout, He'll send them back to the school in the forest!
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 11, 2019, 3:06 PM
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Pert near Jackson Springs, you'll find peaches And a farm, owned by State, that teaches, Which practices to use The pests to abuse While the Deacs do pray for coot leaches.
In Blackville, we have one just alike, Finding it, is like riding a bike. Can't work coot leaches, Its beyond their reaches, They're too busy "cy-clin" a trike.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 11, 2019, 5:39 PM
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We’ll dominate Wake for good reason - Death Valley will close for the season Come Saturday night, So we’re gonna smite The Deacs and t’ward playoffs keep breezin’.
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 12, 2019, 3:10 PM
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The Deacs are a curious troop. Their offensive skills, as a group, Are fairly well-rounded, But once they’re surrounded By Tigers, their best looks like poop.
63-3 kinda poop, if I recall...
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 12, 2019, 6:20 PM
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“Come, all of you tired, huddled masses - We’ll give you some gridiron classes! At U of S.C. An athlete you’ll be! Our football ain’t much, but it passes.”
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 13, 2019, 2:57 AM
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Last year it was all you could manage - A field goal! You had the advantage Of playing at home!! Now, though you may roam Our field, prep your hide for worse tannage...
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 13, 2019, 7:49 AM
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The ROY bus is rumblin’ on Despite the ol’ CFP con That screams, “SEC!” I think we’ll all see The Dawgs and the Tide will be gone…
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Re: WAKE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 13, 2019, 7:56 AM
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Committeefolk of CFP: Would you guys still try to agree To give top four rankings To teams who got spankings From Coots if they weren’t SEC?
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The Deacon last week were rank,
Nov 13, 2019, 8:02 AM
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and their effort versus Tech sure stank. Saturday they'll taste like a filet, and Clemson's full roster will play. Oh yea, the Tigers have the ACCCG in the bank!
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There once were some deacons from a forest,
Nov 13, 2019, 8:44 AM
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Who played pretty good ever since August. But their fun soon ended, As their injuries mended, 'Cause polls turned Clemson into a t'rannosaurus.
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Re: WAKE AND CFB WEEK 12 LIMERICKS
Nov 13, 2019, 1:46 PM
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The final home game of the year Will honor the seniors with cheer! We’ll bring in the Deacons, Spotlight ‘em with beacons, And park ‘em in headlights like deer.
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Re: WAKE AND CFB WEEK 12 LIMERICKS
Nov 13, 2019, 5:44 PM
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The metaphor may be pelagic, But Wake’s gonna have to work magic To keep them from drowning As we earn our crowning By flooding a deluge most tragic.
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Re: WAKE AND CFB WEEK 12 LIMERICKS
Nov 13, 2019, 6:03 PM
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There once was a Deacon named Enis, Whose football was shaped like a "medium cucumber" When he threw it downtown, He got picked like a clown, And got hammered by a linebacker named "Isiah Freakin Simmons"!!!!
Did I do it right??
Go Tigers!!!
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Re: WAKE AND CFB WEEK 12 LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2019, 9:14 PM
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Tomorrow, the home games are done. It’s been a great season of fun, And closing it out Will be a Wake rout. These seniors accomplished a TON.
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Re: WAKE AND CFB WEEK 12 LIMERICKS
Nov 16, 2019, 11:55 AM
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The thing about Baylor and Okie Is once all the mirrors and smoke-y From GameDay blow over, That wagon and drover From Norman will crash and they’ll choke-y.
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