So, I was at the Apple Store in Cootlumbia today at lunch.
Jan 22, 2019, 1:25 PM
I have this running gag where I’ll try to pick out the most homophobic dude in the place and do my ghey act to try and freak them out.
Well, I see this strapping dude in line who seems really cut with a huge print and start my flirting.
Dang, it turns out I picked the wrong dude because he was really into it and his print kept getting bigger and bigger til it scared me out of the store.
Guess, I need to stick to Moe’s or Chik-fila in the future.