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Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 6:51 AM
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The sneaky, laborious cheating
By Tressel, as well as wife-beating
Up-covered by Urban -
It’s highly disturbin’.
For Hayes, it was public nose bleeding.
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 6:56 AM
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Coach Meyer’s blood pressure condition
Will once again hamper his mission.
It made him obscure
His staff guy’s impure
And violent wife-thrash ambition.
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 7:02 AM
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I’m sure it’d be diff’rent - no doubt -
No need to withhold or to pout.
The smear on Urb’s name
Would not be the same
Had Clemson not shut his Nuts out.
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 8:14 AM
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Cheer up, all you nut-necklaced men -
I’ll give you some positive spin.
Coach Urb’s not as wacky
As crazy Coach Khaki -
Big Blue is a true looney bin.
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I wish I were an Urban Meyer Weiner
Aug 2, 2018, 8:27 AM
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That is what I'd truly like to be ...
Cause if I were an Urban Meyer Weiner ...
I'd get fired and still get 6 million point 3.
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Re: I wish I were an Urban Meyer Weiner
Aug 2, 2018, 10:15 PM
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Good ‘un. Point 2 ya!
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 8:47 AM
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Footballs a game of points
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Oops! I didn’t mean to post, I was still composing...
Aug 2, 2018, 8:48 AM
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Nm
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I prefer haiku
Aug 2, 2018, 9:09 AM
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Urban Meyer toast
Cheating, beaters run amok
Change his name to Rural
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 9:28 AM
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The OSU Board of Trustees
Will find itself down on its knees -
They’ll feel social pressure
And do more than gesture -
They’ll cut Urban loose for his sleeze.
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 10:19 AM
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While Urban continues denying
Seems obvious to most he’s just lying
While young Zach beats his wife
Urban is leading a 7mil life
And OSU fans are left hold the bag...
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Re: Uh, Dabo...
Aug 2, 2018, 10:38 AM
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I gave you TU for playing, but the last line is supposed to rhyme with "lying".
Unless maybe this is like the old "Shhhhhaving Cream" song????
Regardless, you're both more creative than i
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This is my attempt to do it right....
Aug 2, 2018, 10:44 AM
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While Urban continues denying
We all know that he is just lying
As Zach beats his wife
Urb leads a very rich life
And OSU fans are left crying.
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Fast learner. +1***
Aug 2, 2018, 10:11 PM
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Last line should have been
Aug 2, 2018, 10:43 AM
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And OSU fans are just left cryin'.
You were so close.
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Re: Last line should have been
Aug 2, 2018, 10:48 AM
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Thanks but before I could see your suggestion, I typed the same exact line. Guess great minds think alike.
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 12:07 PM
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I bet this fact stings ‘em a bunch -
The fact that an ill-advised punch
Concluded the days
Of both Woody Hayes
And Meyer, but that’s just my hunch.
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 12:52 PM
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Now I’m just a message board poet,
But I would just like y’all to know it:
You want your profession
To end in depression?
Just call Urban Meyer - he’ll blow it.
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 2:03 PM
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Long ago Shelley gave Urb a writ,
Drinking Zach gets into a snit,
Poor Courtney the wife
Has to leave the coaching life,
And ol' Urb's in a pile of sh--aving cream!
I told you you were far more creative, but i found a way to make it work!
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 9:51 PM
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The Trustees invite Urb to lunch:
“Please join us to chat and to munch.”
Then Urb says, “Good thinkin!
So, what are we drinkin?”
The Board coldly stares and says, “Punch.”
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 10:07 PM
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There once was a coached named Meyer
To the top ranks he would aspire
Now his career is fleeting
Because of a beating
No more will he be a hire
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 11:06 PM
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It's pretty sad that ole Coach Meyer,
Is quite obviously, just a liar!
It's really hard to believe,
There was nothing up his sleeve
It may be too late to just retire!
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 11:21 PM
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Murderers, thieves, wife beaters, oh my!
But his winning percentage is so very high
He owns Big Blue
Have you seen how much he's due?
In September he'll be dotting the I
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 11:21 PM
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For 10 years these families have jibed,
Same staff, same wives, same vibe,
So much time together,
In all kinds of weather,
There's more to the story yet scribed.
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 2, 2018, 11:33 PM
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Punching folks for the Nuts is a condition
Woody cold cocked of his own volition
So why now do they shout
Urb's just carrying out
An old, family tradition
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 3, 2018, 12:56 AM
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We've all heard the term urban sprawl
And now we will see Urban fall
With egg on his face
In utter disgrace
Away from his place watch him crawl
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 3, 2018, 1:11 AM
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When your soul is made out of slime
And you enable your underling's crime
It should be no surprise
To get caught in your lies
And suffer demise in your prime
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 3, 2018, 7:58 AM
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He’s slated for over 6 mil?
Does not impropriety kill
The pay guarantee?
If not, this’ll be
The same as our Capitol Hill...
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 3, 2018, 5:41 PM
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It’s sure getting dicey for Meyer –
He can’t simply skirt by this fire.
The only thing certain
Through smokescreen and curtain?
The fact that Coach Urban’s a liar.
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 3, 2018, 5:58 PM
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This business at Ohio State,
Is open for further debate,
This business with Urban,
Is very disturbin,
For there is no more room on his plate!!!
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Re: Urban Meyer Limericks
Aug 4, 2018, 7:05 AM
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If I had some honey, he’d spoil it.
If he drank my water, I’d boil it.
When Meyer’s around,
I cringe and I frown -
His staff’s a proverbial toilet.
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