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Upper deckers and Dippin Dots
Sep 14, 2015, 8:40 AM
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Lets me be honest here. Im going to type as sober as possible. While this frosty refreshment of the future is the here and now of all that is concession in Memorial Stadium, there is something to be said about not having access to it for the Upper Deck Poors (UDP). 1st and foremost how exhilarating is it for you to stand in line, on a humid afternoon among other sweaty complaining UDP? You're constantly looking over and around the guy in front of you to see how close you're getting, is the line even moving, is the chick serving cute, should I wink at her, will she smile, can I close her number, should I tip her, oh I should definitely "tip" her. There are people moving through the line causing you to wait even long as you're being a nice guy letting them pass. No good deed goes unpunished. Some snotty nosed brat of a kid is playing hide seek with his siblings behind you and the other UDP in line. Its irritating, but again, you're a nice guy so nothing is said. You get to not stand in a line and pretend to be base or a hiding place, you get to not have people cut through the line in front of you, you get to not have to worry is the Dippin Dot's girl going to like you. And just look at those prices. I don't even need to elaborate on that. I like to call this UDP Privilege, UDPP. Embrace your poverty.
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"Feed the Roar" ?
Sep 14, 2015, 8:48 AM
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Say WHAAAAAAAA?!
You call that panther screech a roar?
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Tote1 sighting on the mange? I AM a UDP.***
Sep 14, 2015, 8:50 AM
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110%er [7390]
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You found the poors!
Sep 14, 2015, 8:51 AM
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Congrats!
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Upper deckers and Dippin Dots
Sep 14, 2015, 8:51 AM
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Tell your dad that if he isn't going to get a haircut to at least shave his wolverine neck.
Oh and did you "tip" the girl with glasses?
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: I tipped her with a mini helmet
Sep 14, 2015, 9:07 AM
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Re: gret
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The last time Notre Dame played in the Valley (1977)...
Sep 14, 2015, 9:41 AM
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my ticket cost the same as a 9 oz Dippin Dot.
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That's one big dot***
Sep 14, 2015, 10:27 AM
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Re: Will it fit in my mini helment?***
Sep 14, 2015, 10:35 AM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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It's unlikely
Sep 14, 2015, 11:24 AM
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but probable
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CU Medallion [61737]
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$14!?!?!?!?!
Sep 14, 2015, 11:27 AM
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Does the helmet come with gold inlay?
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Re: Sounds like something a UDP would say***
Sep 14, 2015, 11:28 AM
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