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Would it be possible to jerk
May 14, 2020, 2:15 PM
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yourself to completion using coarse sandpaper? Like, would your body just give up and come all over the place to protect itself from impending future damage, or would you just grind your weener down into mince meat before that couple happen?
Anyone ever tried?
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Re: Would it be possible to jerk
May 14, 2020, 2:17 PM
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I think it would depend entirely on the tightness or looseness of the grip
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Sometimes, if it's been a few days,
May 14, 2020, 2:28 PM
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I can just squeeze real hard and vibrate my arm like I'm shivering and get the job done. No friction needed. So you have a good point.
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Oculus Spirit [85323]
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Try holding off 30 days and see if you can do it using just
May 14, 2020, 2:32 PM
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your mind.
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Hold off 30 days?
May 14, 2020, 2:35 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Only sheep take the easy way out
May 14, 2020, 2:19 PM
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Wolves JO with sandpaper
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I don't think the feargasm is actually a thing.***
May 14, 2020, 2:22 PM
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Not with that attitude***
May 14, 2020, 2:25 PM
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Is pee stored in the balls?
May 14, 2020, 2:47 PM
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Yes, yes it is.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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#factsmatter #rightsideofhistory***
May 14, 2020, 2:54 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85323]
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I think I already warned you all of this
May 14, 2020, 3:03 PM
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DO NOT STORE PEE IN YOUR BAWLS. DO NOT!!!
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**coughcough*****
May 14, 2020, 2:25 PM
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It wasn’t sandpaper, but this lass in high school may have been a golfer
May 14, 2020, 2:34 PM
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She took the grip it and rip it advice a little far.
Still finished
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Gotta love those sloppy high school HJs
May 14, 2020, 2:36 PM
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where it seems they're trying to pull your dink off
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Re: Gotta love those sloppy high school HJs
May 14, 2020, 2:40 PM
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Now I’m not a lawyer, but you might think about keeping quiet about all the HJ’s you’re getting from high schoolers
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And you were happy you got that
May 14, 2020, 2:50 PM
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I finally saw the light around my senior year and just started going after legit sloots. Ain't nobody got time for the games man, I had no desire to wine/dine/hangout and hope for a dry HJ.
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Next level genius. Good work.***
May 14, 2020, 7:29 PM
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what in the world made you think of this? That thought has
May 14, 2020, 2:43 PM
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never crossed my mind.
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Until now***
May 14, 2020, 2:45 PM
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Exactly, but I'm not going home to try it.***
May 14, 2020, 2:46 PM
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Until Now.***
May 14, 2020, 2:48 PM
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shyt might hurt!
May 14, 2020, 3:24 PM
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You're a trip.
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I don't need your judgements
May 14, 2020, 3:00 PM
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Could you finish, or no?
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