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All-In [26503]
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True story
Nov 5, 2020, 12:29 PM
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Out to lunch in Atlanta ... stopped by staples for some office supplies
There was an old brown Ford Pinto parked in front of the store. Tag was “TGRBLM1”
Staples clerk was loading it down with boxes. I said thats a lot of paper. He said this was a rush print order that was needed for the election ... 15000 preprinted ballots
Not good
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Heisman Winner [137907]
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Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?***
Nov 5, 2020, 12:43 PM
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Heisman Winner [105551]
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I believe this 100%. There is no need to hide this
Nov 5, 2020, 12:45 PM
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blatant election fuckery because the Deep Democrat State and ANTIFA are 100% funding this latest attempt at taking away our Freedoms by rigging this election. Why else would this person have told you this information? EXACTLY.
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Hall of Famer [24477]
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Was with you until 'Staples'. Might as well get them to
Nov 5, 2020, 12:53 PM
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print up some $100 bills while they're at it.
The old brown Pinto, the tag, all that sounded totally legit, except that it might be the last Pinto running in the state.
What is a preprinted ballot? Wouldn't they just be plain ol' printed?
As troll efforts go, I give you a solid B+. It read well. Not too long, but enough to be a story, like an actual person would tell. Details add authenticity, but these just need to be cleaned up a bit. Even so, will get some triggered responses, so, not bad.
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Yeah I haven't seen a Pinto in at least 10 years.
Nov 5, 2020, 12:58 PM
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Ford stopped making them in 1980, so that car would be 40 years old. Driving a 40 year old car would be EXPENSIVE, as parts would be all but impossible to find.
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Nah, junkyards are full of them...***
Nov 5, 2020, 1:01 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Junkyards aren't known for taking very good care of cars.
Nov 5, 2020, 1:09 PM
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Any Pinto found in a "junk yard" would probably have been sitting out in the weather for 30+ years, and certainly any hard to find Pinto specific parts would have been picked decades ago. And none of the "pick and pay" lots will have a 40 year old car in them. It's a waste of real estate. Noone will buy anything from them.
The engine and transmission for the final few production years were Ford corporate (2.3l 4cyl, C-3 transmissions), so they might be available from other vehicles, but again..why would someone spend the time and money to keep a 40 year old car running when they could spend a smaller amount on an entirely different, newer car that already runs? The pinto was not a particularly memorable car except for its major design flaw of exploding when rear ended, which make it even less desirable to keep running.
IOW, this whole story is all bulllshit.
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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I'm sure most were***
Nov 5, 2020, 1:15 PM
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Let's do something blatantly illegal with big jail time.
Nov 5, 2020, 1:10 PM
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How do we get the stuff printed? A public printer, of course. They got people in there who will help.
What's the getaway car? The one car that stands out. An Edsel, maybe. Maybe a tag that says IH8TRMP..
But like I said, the story is on the right track.
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Orange Blooded [4365]
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Re: True story
Nov 5, 2020, 2:53 PM
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It won't matter. The Pinto will catch on fire on the way back to Dem HQ and all of the ballots will burn up
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CU Medallion [54758]
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it's like a lightbulbbill story
Nov 5, 2020, 3:12 PM
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with better spelling
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