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A conundrum
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A conundrum


Nov 28, 2018, 7:57 AM

My weiner used to look big in the mirror. But now after putting on about 80 lbs in the past 3 years, my weiner looks regular in the mirror. Am I just a big guy with a regular weiner? Or a regular guy with a regular weiner? Has my weiner shrunk because my body is putting all the calories on shoulders, belly and thighs? Or has my weiner always been small? Has it always been pretty big but now my body is just really big and my weiner can't keep up.

I want my weiner to be out of proportion to my body. I am sad.

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Re: A conundrum


Nov 28, 2018, 8:19 AM

Technically, if you are now big and your wiener is small, it is still out of proportion to your body.
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Fakt


Nov 28, 2018, 8:21 AM

Your weiner stays the same size. It just looks smaller the fatter you get. Wouldn't worry about the weiner. Worry about your gut and fupa. You can shrink that and make it look bigger that way.

Way easier to shed fat than make your weiner bigger.

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Problem solved if you buy this... YWIA


Nov 28, 2018, 8:25 AM

https://www.rexadrene.com

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Re: Problem solved if you buy this... YWIA


Nov 28, 2018, 3:29 PM

so you have tried this and have seen results?

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Start doing coke and meth and eat 500 calories a day***


Nov 28, 2018, 8:25 AM



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NO NO NO


Nov 28, 2018, 12:42 PM

Meth is bad for you... HTH

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It's all relative


Nov 28, 2018, 9:51 AM

s.
~McLovin

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So true


Nov 28, 2018, 10:06 AM

step-sis actually measured it

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It's a scientific fact that...


Nov 28, 2018, 9:54 AM

a man loses one inch for ever 30 lbs he gains. Every fat guy knows this.
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No wonder I'm down to an 8.


Nov 28, 2018, 9:55 AM

;)

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Is the 82 in your username your weight?***


Nov 28, 2018, 10:05 AM



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Stop growing the bush & shrubs around the maple tree


Nov 28, 2018, 1:48 PM

& trim them back. Your sapling will then appear as a giant sequoia. #objectsmayappearlargerthantheyare

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Trim the shrubs so the deck looks bigger***


Nov 29, 2018, 2:59 PM



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