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Freshman [7]
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Test to see if your a true tiger fan
Oct 18, 2018, 6:22 PM
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Things you will never hear an Clemson fan say: _______________________________________________________
I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. Nope, no more for me. I’m driving tonight. I thought Graceland was tacky. We’re vegetarians. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. I’ve got it all on the C: drive. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. I’ll have the arugula and radicchio salad. Trim the fat off that steak. Do you think my gut is too big? Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken. I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? Let’s go to the museum. No, I insist you have the last piece. Four wheelers are just too dangerous. I think we should get to know each other better first. I have reviewed your application. I hope this wasn’t tested on animals. _______________________________________________________
Test to see if you are an Clemson Fan _______________________________________________________
You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. You think Possum is “The Other White Meat” You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. You think subdivision is part of a math problem. You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl’. You think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. The people on Jerry Springer’s show remind you of your neighbors You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph. You take a six-pack cooler to church You use a weedeater in your living room. The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. The third grade teacher says little Bubba could be a mathematical genius because he’s got thirteen fingers.
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All-Conference [434]
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Yawn
Oct 18, 2018, 6:30 PM
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I guess you consider yourself clever. You wiffed, woffy.
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Associate AD [828]
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Re: Test to see if your a true tiger fan
Oct 18, 2018, 7:06 PM
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Test to see if you’re a true tiger fan
There, fixed it for you, dumazz.
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All-TigerNet [13360]
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You’re
Oct 18, 2018, 7:08 PM
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Hahahaha. You moran!
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Legend [19901]
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you misspelt “yore”
Oct 18, 2018, 7:09 PM
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All-TigerNet [10134]
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Re: Test to see if your a true tiger fan
Oct 18, 2018, 7:15 PM
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Test for the Wolfpack fans? Things you’ll never hear a Wolfpack fan say for $1000 A) How do you like our national championship? B) I have all of my teeth
C) My house doesn’t have wheels. D) My wife/ sister weighs less than 350 E) all of the above
The answer is E) All of the above
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Rock Defender [53]
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So where did you copy and paste that from?***
Oct 18, 2018, 7:15 PM
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All-TigerNet [13360]
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The ONLY thing she wrote on her own was the title.....
Oct 18, 2018, 7:17 PM
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And she screwed it up!!! Hahaha
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Heisman Winner [139931]
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Test to see if you are “an” Clemson fan?***
Oct 18, 2018, 7:16 PM
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110%er [9028]
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I'll take "coots of the acc" for $1, Alex***
Oct 18, 2018, 7:17 PM
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Orange Blooded [2079]
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This is fun, I’ll play:
Oct 18, 2018, 7:17 PM
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“NC State won”
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110%er [9028]
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I'll take "1 win in 15 Tries" for $1 Alex***
Oct 18, 2018, 7:19 PM
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All-TigerNet [11067]
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TL;DR***
Oct 18, 2018, 7:20 PM
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Orange Blooded [2079]
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It’s unpossible for a NC ST grad to fail English.***
Oct 18, 2018, 7:20 PM
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110%er [9028]
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I'll take "If Schools were body parts NCST is the a n u s"
Oct 18, 2018, 7:21 PM
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for $1 Alex
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All-In [44032]
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LMAO! I don’t even know where to start!***
Oct 18, 2018, 7:24 PM
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Orange Blooded [2079]
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A fake UNC degree is more valuable than an NCSt degree.
Oct 18, 2018, 7:27 PM
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I had no idea Wolves and Chickens were so similar. You’re welcome for the extra money you’ve gotten from our multiple playoff appearances. Thanks for your contribution of toilet paper for our luxurious football complex from your annual chit bowl appearance.
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Misuse of "your" and misspelling of "opossum"
Oct 18, 2018, 7:31 PM
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'YOUR' NC State education is showing
'YOU'RE' an idiot
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