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YOUR BALANCE
I want to take a poll and ask what you would do.
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I want to take a poll and ask what you would do.


Feb 13, 2019, 10:09 AM

Seems like a good topic for the Lounge. So there is this girl. She is 24 and a 10. I am over 20 years older. She is a college student at FAU and a hostess at this restaurant near my house. Anyway, I would see her after work and I have been drinking with her here and there for about 6 months. I have been to the beach with her a few times. Amazingly hot. She is from South Carolina by the way. So, she has been complaining about finances. You can probably see where this is going. Anyway, she asked me this morning if I would give her a couple hundred bucks here and there and exchange I can sleep with her. Would you? She isn't a real hooker, but... Anyway, would you pay a chick in that situation? I am sure these responses will be funny.

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I need pigs quickly!


Feb 13, 2019, 10:10 AM

tanks in advance

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Re: I need pigs quickly!


Feb 13, 2019, 10:59 AM

https://www.instagram.com/p/BswQHZYn_oM/?utm_source=ig_embed

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This Penthouse Letter sucks***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:11 AM



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Dude, she's so brass that she didn't even give some up


Feb 13, 2019, 10:12 AM

before asking for money?

You are going to bet #metoo-ed as soon as you don't pay up.

Also, get pigs before pissing her off.

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Re: Dude, she's so brass that she didn't even give some up


Feb 13, 2019, 10:14 AM

I am way too old for her. She almost acts like she is doing me a favor.

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RUN....I think Aero hit the nail on the head


Feb 13, 2019, 10:16 AM

You gunna get #metooed bruh

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She is...quality hookers usually go for much more***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:28 AM [ in reply to Re: Dude, she's so brass that she didn't even give some up ]



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How much for just the tip?***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:12 AM



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"she isn't a real hooker"


Feb 13, 2019, 10:13 AM

damson, she's a damgood hooker






but yeah, pigs plz.....perhaps an IG link

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Re: "she isn't a real hooker"


Feb 13, 2019, 10:15 AM

She is on her way.

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by 'on her way', I assume you mean


Feb 13, 2019, 10:17 AM

her pigs to my tmail



correct me if wrong

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Sounds like she actually is a hooker. Maybe a higher class


Feb 13, 2019, 10:14 AM

hooker, but one all the same.

I'd tread carefully, no harm in having a little fun, but if I were you I'd make sure it ended there. She thinks you're rich, doesn't matter if you are or not. I would be extremely careful about not getting her pregnant, because it is likely that's her end game if she starts to sense she can generate reliable income from you.

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Pigs would help make this decision easier


Feb 13, 2019, 10:14 AM

My biggest question now is do you pay her before or after?

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Re: Pigs would help make this decision easier


Feb 13, 2019, 10:16 AM

Good question.

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Re: Pigs would help make this decision easier


Feb 13, 2019, 5:08 PM

How much money would it cost you to take other girls out on dates, dinner, drinks, etc. then finally get drilling rights. I say pay the lady.

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do you get unlimited sexings for a couple hundred


Feb 13, 2019, 10:15 AM

or just one? Is that the per day rate? How many times do you think you can bang her in a 4 hour period?

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Re: do you get unlimited sexings for a couple hundred


Feb 13, 2019, 10:17 AM

I asked her that. I said I need a couple per time or there is no deal. She said no prob.

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now we are getting somewhere***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:19 AM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


exactly how much money does she need?


Feb 13, 2019, 10:21 AM [ in reply to Re: do you get unlimited sexings for a couple hundred ]

I can chip in a little bit

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Re: exactly how much money does she need?


Feb 13, 2019, 10:25 AM

Funny you mention that. I don't want to let my buddies know because next thing I know one of those dudes will try to steal her with an arrangement.

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...or proposition you for the same deal***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:26 AM



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Oh, we're not your buddies?


Feb 13, 2019, 10:27 AM [ in reply to Re: exactly how much money does she need? ]

Also, can you tmale her name, number, etc., so I can make sure I definitely don't buttdial her accidentally?

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Re: do you get unlimited sexings for a couple hundred


Feb 13, 2019, 5:09 PM [ in reply to Re: do you get unlimited sexings for a couple hundred ]

Face the facts, you are only good for once. Don't flatter yourself.

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That's pretty much what relationships are anyway, unless


Feb 13, 2019, 10:16 AM

you happen to luck into a legitimate sugarmama. At least in this arrangement, the terms and expectations are stated and understood. Until they aren't, I mean. Go for it, I say. And post pics of this dime, yo.

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I wood


Feb 13, 2019, 10:17 AM

ask to inspect the merchandise first! ;)

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When you look at buying a new car, they don't charge


Feb 13, 2019, 10:19 AM

you $200 for a test drive.

Take the test drive first?

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I mean before you get into a lease***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:19 AM



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gotta check that muffler for damage, too***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:21 AM



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muffler, lol


Feb 13, 2019, 10:26 AM



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I'm talking about her anoos.***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:27 AM



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Butt it works both ways, 2 weeks ago I got behind a car


Feb 13, 2019, 10:29 AM

with a license plate "MUF ###". I took a picture.

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Re: When you look at buying a new car, they don't charge


Feb 13, 2019, 10:21 AM [ in reply to When you look at buying a new car, they don't charge ]

There is no test drive. I tried that.

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#### HER BRAINS OUT OR NEVER COME BACK HERE


Feb 13, 2019, 10:20 AM

GOOD DAY SIR

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probably not the only one***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:22 AM



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"something in these hills..." -joe sherman


Re: probably not the only one***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:26 AM

I am around her enough to know I am the only one. I am sure she has taken advantage of other dudes in the past though.

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just don't become the creepy old guy***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:37 AM



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"something in these hills..." -joe sherman


this is easy


Feb 13, 2019, 10:24 AM

Are you married? Yes > steer away. No >>continue on with seggs. she needs a sugar daddy

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I would make sure


Feb 13, 2019, 10:26 AM

you are the only 1 in this contract. No need to slop in another mans soup if you have it in the contract. Your whalecum

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could this actually be made contractual?


Feb 13, 2019, 10:36 AM

askin for a fran

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Whoa, good point.


Feb 13, 2019, 11:03 AM [ in reply to I would make sure ]

If you are into sloppy seconds, I'm game.

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A girlfriend would cost a lot more than that..lay that pipe***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:28 AM



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Re: A girlfriend would cost a lot more than that..lay that pipe***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:29 AM

Exactly

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Many, MANY replies, and still no pigs


Feb 13, 2019, 10:30 AM

disappoint.gif

Also, do the seggs. A few times, then re-evaluate.

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Why not just agree to terms, lay the pipe and then


Feb 13, 2019, 10:30 AM

when it comes time for payment do the move where you say "I left my wallet in the car" and then drive off?

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sounds like they may be banging in the car


Feb 13, 2019, 10:37 AM

outside of the restaurant on her smoke break

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is she paying you back?


Feb 13, 2019, 10:30 AM

or is this strictly seggs for cash?

could you buy her books and food and call it a day?

is there any hope of any actual relationship?

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i sincerely hope that the answer to the last question is


Feb 13, 2019, 10:32 AM

"no"

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Re: is she paying you back?


Feb 13, 2019, 10:36 AM [ in reply to is she paying you back? ]

There is no hope for a real relationship and she is definitely not paying me back. Just friends.

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friends don't pay***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:38 AM



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"something in these hills..." -joe sherman


Re: friends don't pay***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:44 AM

Yeah I think we will move from friends to business. It's part of the reason I am questioning. Next thing I know she will be hounding me to hook all of the time so she can get more cash. I am going to have to do it at least once though. It's like moth to light bulb.

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i don't see this ending well


Feb 13, 2019, 10:39 AM [ in reply to Re: is she paying you back? ]

the play she should have made was to seggs first and then casually ask for some money.

then rinse and repeat.

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This is like a great 'no-commitment' DVD subscription...


Feb 13, 2019, 10:34 AM

just make sure it's Netflix


















and not Redbox



























(i feel like I probably could've refined this poast a little bit, but i got bored and gave up pretty quickly. I admit it's lacking. #sorrynotsorry)

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Re: Pink box?


Feb 14, 2019, 7:40 AM

this thread is golden.

I'd run like hayell.

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I'd just go ahead and move if I were you.


Feb 13, 2019, 10:35 AM

I'm solidly in the "this is not going to end well" camp. It's all way too easy with no obvious snags.

$200 turns into a semester of tuition, which turns into a Porsche, which turns into a condo, which turns into your pet bunny in a crockpot, which turns into your balls served to you on a plate.

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Re: I'd just go ahead and move if I were you.


Feb 13, 2019, 10:37 AM



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Personally, I would not do it.


Feb 13, 2019, 10:38 AM

BECAUSE I'M NOT A COMPLETE MOTHRAFREAKING IDIOT DOLT MORON.


But you do YOU, my friend.

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Hi, I'm a 45 year old internet nerd and a "hot" 24 year old


Feb 13, 2019, 10:42 AM

college student wants to bang me for money. What ever should I do?

I smell ALOT of bullshit in this post.

Also, if this is even remotely true, you will be alot more invested (lulz) in the relationship and end up forking over much more money than you initially thought. $100 each time you fuck sounds like a steal until she wants more money and you want more sex and then she needs groceries and Plan B and a car payment and a trip to Costa Rica and some new shoes and a sex change.

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that's a great point.....maybe, MAYBE, he could just get her


Feb 13, 2019, 10:43 AM

to skip straight to the sex change...?

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in Costa Rica***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:44 AM



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when you know how something is gonna end, skip ahead


Feb 13, 2019, 10:46 AM [ in reply to that's a great point.....maybe, MAYBE, he could just get her ]

to save the time and effort.



"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."

Lewis Grizzard

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Re: Hi, I'm a 45 year old internet nerd and a "hot" 24 year old


Feb 13, 2019, 10:46 AM [ in reply to Hi, I'm a 45 year old internet nerd and a "hot" 24 year old ]

No, it's 100% real. May I burn in hell if I am lying. I am not the type that would make up a story like this. I wouldn't find it interesting if it weren't true.

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Well...


Feb 13, 2019, 10:45 AM



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Bang it.***


Feb 13, 2019, 10:48 AM



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Would do.


Feb 13, 2019, 10:50 AM

I’d suggest laying some clear ground rules upfront so you don’t get caught up in a never ending concern that she “might ask for more money today”. Tell her you’ll give her $100 every time you screw and just let the frequency happen naturally as you want it and she wants more money. Then you always know what you’re in for since it’s predetermined.

And lastly, don’t get caught up in some morality concern. It’s just sex. Enjoy the relationship for what it is.

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He needs an attorney to draw up a contract


Feb 13, 2019, 11:00 AM

He technically isn't paying for seggs, but is paying for her tuition, etc and the seggs is a side gig. Also draw up that it starts at $100 and she can only get a max 6% raise per year. Anull and creamypies warrants an extra $50 per payment.

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You said anul***


Feb 13, 2019, 11:11 AM



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If you're doing it right . . .


Feb 13, 2019, 10:59 AM

she pays you.

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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken


DEW KNOT SMASH


Feb 13, 2019, 11:03 AM

smells like a set up in many ways, all it takes is for her to find a reason to accuse you of rape. Serious.

Nothing against you @cCarlsbad®, but if she is a real life 10, she's probably got 6-7 guys on the hook for this stuff.

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Sign a contract. it worked for the don***


Feb 13, 2019, 11:04 AM



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Re: DEW KNOT SMASH


Feb 13, 2019, 11:08 AM [ in reply to DEW KNOT SMASH ]

Or I hook up with her and her vajayjay isn't that great and then she is hounding me all of the time.

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Re: DEW KNOT SMASH


Feb 13, 2019, 11:10 AM

10s are usually boring ####s anyway.

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GO TIGERS!!


Whoa whoa whoa


Feb 13, 2019, 11:32 AM

Does it really matter? Half of us in here have humped a pillow or mattress or stuffed animal or sibling. This is the REAL thing!

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This is an underrated post.***


Feb 13, 2019, 11:39 AM



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This is a valid rebuttal..***


Feb 13, 2019, 11:44 AM [ in reply to Whoa whoa whoa ]



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GO TIGERS!!


The truth in this reply


Feb 14, 2019, 10:39 AM [ in reply to Whoa whoa whoa ]

is overwhelming

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bingo - the eye-opener for me in your OP was


Feb 13, 2019, 11:12 AM [ in reply to Re: DEW KNOT SMASH ]

"...a hostess at this restaurant near my house."

Too close to the fire.
if it was 20 miles away.....or another state...maybe.

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Exactly


Feb 13, 2019, 11:16 AM

And my guess is at this point, this chick knows everything there is to know about him.

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GO TIGERS!!


I gotta agree with this.***


Feb 13, 2019, 11:09 AM [ in reply to DEW KNOT SMASH ]



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GO TIGERS!!


Re: I gotta agree with this.***


Feb 13, 2019, 11:13 AM

I will give it a few days and decide just to make sure I don't get caught up in the moment.

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Like a mandatory waiting period before buying a gun.***


Feb 13, 2019, 11:40 AM



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I am not saying you need it


Feb 13, 2019, 11:31 AM

but get some rhino horn or dickhard pills and make sure you can last forever and you can ride her til sunrise or your heart gives out or you can be ready to go again after several minutes

You need to optimize your time and get your moneys worth and make sure she is sore and walking funny afterwards

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


You can not conquer a foe who...


Feb 13, 2019, 11:47 AM

fights laying on its back and lubricates itself.

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Maybe next to showing me her


Feb 13, 2019, 8:43 PM

8-inch dick, that's probably the second worst thing a woman could do to totally turn me off and make me disappear. Heck, I'd disappear at the first sign of a complaint about finances.

I don't care if she's a 12 on a 10 point scale. Principle here. Nothing good will come of it, other than financial ruin, headaches, and probably an antibiotic resistant STD.

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kind if weird figuring out a poster’s real last name.


Feb 13, 2019, 8:50 PM

Tiggity Goldstein, nice to meet you.

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I have many last names.


Feb 14, 2019, 7:17 AM

Notanidjit
Beentheredunthat
And my longest is foolmeonceshameonyoufoolmetwiceshameonme

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What about a 6 incher?


Feb 14, 2019, 2:37 PM [ in reply to Maybe next to showing me her ]

but it was gurthy?

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Sounds pretty pathetic***


Feb 14, 2019, 1:43 PM



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Re: Sounds pretty pathetic***


Feb 14, 2019, 5:05 PM

WHat part? Having to spend money on a hot 24 year? Her hitting up a middle aged man up for money? Me considering doing it? All of the above?

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