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All-In [46814]
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Since we have an influx of old joungers, GITT
May 9, 2018, 10:07 AM
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with good rules of thumb to live by for us younger guys.
One I try to live by: If it flies floats or f^cks, rent it.
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Oculus Spirit [81019]
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Since you have a boat and a wife, I see you are following
May 9, 2018, 10:08 AM
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your own advice excellently.
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All-In [46814]
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These days I'm following the advice of
May 9, 2018, 10:08 AM
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"start like you're repairing the wing of a butterfly, finish like a bulldog eating a bowl of oatmeal"
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CU Medallion [50635]
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who the ef you callin old
May 9, 2018, 10:30 AM
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what was the question
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Heisman Winner [137838]
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Re: who the ef you callin old
May 9, 2018, 12:46 PM
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110%er [7733]
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Re: who the ef you callin old
May 9, 2018, 12:59 PM
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They say memory is the second thing to go. I can't remember what the first thing is.
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All-In [25721]
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All-In [47722]
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Pro Tip: 3 things to remember as you get older
May 9, 2018, 10:32 AM
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1 - never pass up a chance to take a nap
2 - never pass up #####, even if you're alone
3 - never trust a ffart
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Oculus Spirit [85219]
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So do you have to find a toilet every time you
May 9, 2018, 10:33 AM
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need to fart?
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All-In [46814]
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Just make sure you're standing up and wearing loose pants***
May 9, 2018, 10:36 AM
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All-TigerNet [10149]
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Re: Since we have an influx of old joungers, GITT
May 9, 2018, 10:52 AM
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
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Oculus Spirit [79405]
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Never trust someone who drives a Kia Soul.***
May 9, 2018, 10:54 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79405]
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If it smells like trout, get out***
May 9, 2018, 12:47 PM
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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Re: If it smells like trout, get out***
May 9, 2018, 12:51 PM
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if it smells like fish, its a good dish
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Oculus Spirit [79405]
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If it smells like a bear, beware***
May 9, 2018, 12:56 PM
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Heisman Winner [105510]
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Smells like fish, tastes like chicken, hold your nose and
May 9, 2018, 1:02 PM
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keep on lickin'
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All-In [35541]
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when you're suckin' d
May 9, 2018, 2:21 PM
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don't use your teeth
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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don't use the same end of the cigar
May 9, 2018, 2:23 PM
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that you put in your mouth
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