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Legend [16366]
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Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 18, 2016, 7:54 AM
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Apart from Lamar Jackson's flair,
the Cards don't have talent to spare.
Their O-line went south
When punched in the mouth -
The Playoff Hopes cupboard is bare.
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All-In [26479]
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The No. 5 team was the Louisville Cards
Nov 18, 2016, 7:59 AM
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They wanted the playoff ceiling turned into shards
They went down to Houston
Got a big taste of Losin
And made ESPN experts look like retards
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 18, 2016, 8:00 AM
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The gracious pre-Thanksgiving elves
Have cleaned up the Playoff teams' shelves.
Dazed and confused
For who was to lose,
The Redbirds were fighting themselves.
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An Ode to Louise
Nov 18, 2016, 8:06 AM
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Playoff hopes are so pretty and shiny
but not right for a team that's so whiny
A coach's red face
A team in disgrace
and a fan base who's hurt in the heiny
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lol....good'un!***
Nov 18, 2016, 10:25 AM
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 18, 2016, 8:11 AM
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As Cardinal daydreams unravel,
Petrino is itchin' to travel.
He'll jet outta sight
In the dead of the night -
I'll bet you a hog and some gravel.
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 19, 2016, 9:37 AM
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There are some real gems in this thread, but I think this is my favorite... love the subtle jab about the Razorbacks and motorcycle crash in the last line. LOL. Outstanding.
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Cardiinal Sins
Nov 18, 2016, 8:20 AM
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The Cards flew too close to the sun
And now their CFP hopes are done
They tweeted their ranking was faulty
And now their tears are so salty
Guess it's wait till next year, Jackson
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 18, 2016, 8:35 AM
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In spite of the homer announcers,
The Cards were abysmal back-bouncers.
As Houston's O rumbled,
Lamar's prospects crumbled -
Cougars are Cardinal pouncers.
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 18, 2016, 8:47 AM
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The Cards believed their own Hype.
They even took to Twitter to Gripe.
But upon actually playing the Game,
Their Juju was Lame,
and their Playoff Wet Dreams took a Hike!
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All-TigerNet [10901]
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The Cards rolled into Houston town
Nov 18, 2016, 8:57 AM
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The Cards rolled into Houston town
But the Cougs were ready to take 'em down.
Eleven times they put Jackson on his asss
And we knew he couldn't win with the pass
So now Bobby's red face is just a big frown.
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Legend [16227]
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Great stuff above. Here's one for you...
Nov 18, 2016, 9:48 AM
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The Chirps were a mighty loud flock,
When the committee wasn’t buying their stock,
But instead of them rising,
They tanked – how surprising,
And let a Group of 5 team clean their clocks.
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 18, 2016, 10:44 AM
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Of lack of respect they did twitter
CFP dreams were a glitter
but the cougars attack
dealt the cards a big smack
now their season has gone down the "crapper" (substitute better rhyme here)
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 18, 2016, 11:39 AM
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If whining was gainful employment,
The champions of its deployment
Would roll in the cash,
But, alas, they are trash -
Petrino's loss fuels my enjoyment.
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There once was a red faced cheater named Bobby
Nov 18, 2016, 3:21 PM
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Haulin skanks on his bike was his hobby
Alas his playoff hopes crashed like his Harley
I guess he signed too many jucos who could outsmoke Bob Marley
Last night with a thunderous thud, his team put out a dud and he still has to call Dabo big papi
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 18, 2016, 4:31 PM
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Oh how the Louisville fans feel
The players couldn't keep an even keel
The Committee will take action
And say "Sorry Mr. Jackson"
"Your Cardinals just aren't for reeeeal!"
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 18, 2016, 4:36 PM
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There once was a Lamar from Nantucket
Who could run but couldn't quite chuck it
Too focused on their ranking
Houston gave them a spanking
Now all the CardMarch threads just say "F--- it!"
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 18, 2016, 7:33 PM
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Petrino and Jackson did strut
In spite of the drama and smut.
But as it turns out,
'Twas warranted doubt -
The Redbird got handed its butt.
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 18, 2016, 7:41 PM
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The Heisman frontrunner's a farce!
Offensive production was sparse!
The height of the crap?
Post-huddle, pre-snap,
The left tackle fell on his ####!
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 18, 2016, 9:21 PM
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Petrino's a coach who will cheat
And steal another team's play sheet
Lamar was hatin'
But Houston was watin'
So Louisville can now take a seat
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These are GOLD! Well done!
Nov 18, 2016, 10:11 PM
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Nm
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 18, 2016, 10:48 PM
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Mrs Jackson's baby boy,
Houston he could not destroy,
Instead of showing out for the masses,
his team took a beating of their a$$es,
and now thier playoff hopes are no more.
Go Tigers!
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Orange Blooded [2348]
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Ok
Nov 19, 2016, 11:00 AM
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Yore spin plot has been left in shambles
Petrino in Vegas now gambles
On Motorbike races
With young, pretty faces
Papa Johns is now full of brambles
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Mr. Jackson is skittish in the pocket
Nov 19, 2016, 12:56 PM
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When flushed he hopes to take off like a rocket
The Cougars forced him to flee
They sacked him with much glee
Then they'd show Petrino's face - I'd like to sock it
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Legend [16366]
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Re: Louisville Limericks: Dashed Hopes Edition
Nov 19, 2016, 1:51 PM
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There's plenty of footage all day
Of Louisville's dumpster fire play,
When Herman and Houston
Dialed up a mean bruisin'
And scared all the homers away.
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