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CU Guru [1955]
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There IS HOPE for every man or woman alive
Aug 10, 2019, 3:09 PM
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Please listen - -
No matter how ugly, fat, skinny, mean, disgusting, stupid, inadequate or imperfect you are or THINK you are - - don't worry. You don't have to live a lonely life. Somewhere, I swear, there is a companion for you!!
How do I know? Because - -
SOMEBODY D-I-D MARRY PAUL FINEBAUM!!
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Re: There IS HOPE for every man or woman alive
Aug 10, 2019, 3:23 PM
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I heard it was Nick Saban.
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Orange Blooded [3351]
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Re: There IS HOPE for every man or woman alive
Aug 10, 2019, 3:31 PM
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Crazy, isn't it.
No matter what kind of doofwad a guy is, if he's got a fat banking account many woman will find him attractive.
Sorry to any doofwads reading this who don't have a fat banking account, because the reality of the situation is there's little hope you'll find a beautiful bride to love you for who you are.
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Re: There IS HOPE for every man or woman alive
Aug 10, 2019, 6:05 PM
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I’m a doofwad and I’m not rich. I found a wife. Remember, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder ????
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Orange Blooded [3351]
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Re: There IS HOPE for every man or woman alive
Aug 10, 2019, 7:37 PM
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You had a one in a million chance. Consider yourself lucky to have beaten the odds. 
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Re: There IS HOPE for every man or woman alive
Feb 25, 2023, 6:15 PM
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Usually, when you see a real ugly dude like finebomb,
they all seem to have a really pretty wife. She probably
even looks prettier sitting next to that ugly specimen.
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Proof money can buy you anything.***
Aug 10, 2019, 6:01 PM
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Orange Blooded [4595]
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Re: There IS HOPE for every man or woman alive
Aug 10, 2019, 6:28 PM
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He married Hellen Keller, right?
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Oculus Spirit [76891]
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Re: There IS HOPE for every man or woman alive
Aug 10, 2019, 8:01 PM
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I thought he married the actress from Contact?
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Ol’ Finebum did good, too!
Aug 10, 2019, 7:58 PM
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He married Miss Alabama 1979.
And what a looker she is!
~JKB
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Re: There IS HOPE for every man or woman alive
Aug 11, 2019, 12:40 PM
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Not fair or truthful IMO...He has money, and anytime that is the case, there will be a gold digger nearby regardless of looks or IQ. Most men that are ugly and dumb, like Finebaum, simply do not have that to fall back on. Money changes everything. Seems I recall a playboy model, Anna Nichole Smith, marrying a man 90 who was 63 years her senior. If you don't think she married that very old man for money, I have some beachfront property in the desert I want to sell you!
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Re: There IS HOPE for every man or woman alive
Aug 11, 2019, 12:47 PM
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"Briggs, a man's gotta know his limitations"....Dirty Harry...
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Found her!
Aug 11, 2019, 1:18 PM
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Gotta be close at least.
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