The last of the Alabama funny quotes

Mar 28, 2017, 2:39 PM

Some of these are new finds and some of them just didn't make the cut last time. I know it's been a while since the NCG, but I just can't resist.

On Hunter Renfrow: (serious compliments going on here)

Renfro is a pain in the butt. #### u renfroe. We need a white boy like that.
Somebody break that white boy. Someone take his knee out. I don't give a frick.
Defense is letting a white guy run circles around them.
Do we have white LB we can put in to cover their white guy
Would someone please knock the ##### out of that white boy receiver for Clemson.
Someone needs to light Renfroe up!
Block out that irritating midget!
Little Hunter Renfrow made the tackle of the game when #22 for Bama recovered the fumble and was off to the TD. Saved 4 points...Clemson wins by 4.
Personally, I hope I never hear the name Hunter Renfro again.

On Alabama offense (or Clemson Defense?)

Our defense has a better chance of scoring.
Quote:It's the 3rd quarter and Jalen has less than 40 fricking pass yards!
Answer quote: Who's he supposed to pass to? The WR that isn't open or the other WR that isn't open?
Hurts' decision making just sucks. It really blows a$$. I knew it would come down to Watson vs hurts and no way hurts can match Watson. Especially in decision making.
That punt took more time off the clock than our crap offense.
When our WR can throw a better pass than our QB? We have a problem.
The favorite player at Alabama is the back up QB.
It's a shootout. Idk guys. This is what we didn't want to happen. Clemson is gonna have 100 plays in this game. Thems the breaks when starting a true frosh. We rode our defense until it broke.

On Derrick Henry:

Can Henry suit up?
We don't have a helmet that will fit him. Did Henry lose a bet or does he think that hair looks good?
Is Derrick Henry aware that there is a black poodle sleeping on his head?

On Clemson/ Watson offense:

Come on guys. Let it go. We did not lose on the last play. We lost on them driving 70 yards with 2 min to win. Watson is legit. We beat the hell out of him and he still owned the game!
By the end of the game were gassed and were getting far less pressure on Watson, and when he has time to throw, it's just freakin' show time.

It Sux to lose:

It's yall's fault for bragging too #### soon!
Fricking aubie neighbors are shooting fireworks!!!!!!!!!

OK, That's all I got! see you next year.

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The last of the Alabama funny quotes

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Thank you for sharing! I needed a good laugh.***

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