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The Poop That Took a Pee
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The Poop That Took a Pee


Nov 6, 2018, 1:05 PM

Chapter 1:


Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop". "Okay, Rebecca replied, "I like poop". Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's #####, looking like a weiner.

...

"Why are we here?", Douglas cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip. It was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.

The peepee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her #####.

And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt.

And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.

-Mackey Pyler



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Re: The Poop That Took a Pee


Nov 6, 2018, 1:07 PM



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*in Morgan Freeman's voice****


Nov 6, 2018, 1:12 PM



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Re: *in Morgan Freeman's voice****


Nov 6, 2018, 1:14 PM

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I TU'd this...but, this...


Nov 6, 2018, 1:20 PM

this isn't healthy.

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YOLO***


Nov 6, 2018, 1:23 PM



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Sometimes I think you're trying just a little too hard.


Nov 6, 2018, 1:23 PM

Just go give the man a bro-hug and let bygones be bygones. Then be a guest on his radio show to talk about acceptance. Acceptance of mental disabilities. Acceptance of alcohol abuse. Acceptance of writing a daily blog once a week. You know, acceptance.

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How'mah expected to hug a man with '#### strength?


Nov 6, 2018, 1:24 PM

I'm 165 lbs. He'd suffocate me.

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That's the smile of a man who just sent another man's wife


Nov 6, 2018, 1:26 PM

to the hospital because the stitches tore again.

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This is why Mackey


Nov 6, 2018, 2:08 PM

tries to bang all of your wives. hth.

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A real man would have tagged him in this post***


Nov 6, 2018, 3:07 PM



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ROH


Re: A real man would have tagged him in this post***


Nov 6, 2018, 11:17 AM

mackey
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mackeydoo

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