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Took my kids to the track yesterday
May 20, 2020, 7:48 AM
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To run, not the dog track.
So I did my 3.1 miles and the kids each did about 1.5 miles before giving up and retiring to the bleachers to hang out.
My daughter finds, and pulls out of the dumpster 2 whole boxes of air heads, and a box of skittles. It has to be about 120 air heads and maybe 26 bags of skittles, along with maybe 30 bags of potato chips. We took the candy back to the house, I'm not gonna lie. I'll use it as bribes to get the kids to do stuff.
I just had to appreciate how freaking awesome it would feel to be a kid and find something like that! Candy is EVERYTHING to kids. That was the mother-load! Probably the janitors were cleaning out the canteen and just trashed it all.
She definitely has her old man's questionable moral compass and inclination for finding free stuff.
I was able to knock a minute and a half off of my time, btw. 27:00.
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Re: Took my kids to the track yesterday
May 20, 2020, 7:51 AM
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Oculus Spirit [80978]
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Dumpster diving...is this an FBcooch post?***
May 20, 2020, 7:54 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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He and I are cut from the same cloth.
May 20, 2020, 8:16 AM
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my end is the one you wash your face with, and his end is the one you wash your ass with.
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Not so fast, my friend
May 20, 2020, 9:11 AM
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rummaging up candy from a dumpster is not a very good marker for cloth separation.
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Re: Not so fast, my friend
May 20, 2020, 9:25 AM
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Did they even find a single pallet?***
May 20, 2020, 8:22 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Jigga man please.
May 20, 2020, 9:29 AM
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No.
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I really thought this would be a FBCoach story.***
May 20, 2020, 8:34 AM
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Re: Took my kids to the track yesterday
May 20, 2020, 8:59 AM
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Down side to this story...
May 20, 2020, 9:03 AM
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now you kids are going to want to rummage through every dumpster they see.
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Oculus Spirit [75673]
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Remember back in the 80s when
May 20, 2020, 9:10 AM
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rural places just had some dumpsters out on the side of the road?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Yes. "The dump".***
May 20, 2020, 9:26 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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how would you like to have the county do that on your
May 20, 2020, 9:28 AM
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easement?
Jesus that seems way worse than some underground gas lines or normal "easement" stuff.
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Oculus Spirit [75673]
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That would be pretty bad.
May 20, 2020, 9:51 AM
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I feel like I recall folks being mad that the "convenience centers" became a thing. They'd complain about the hours but I think they really just wanted to search for free ####.
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Re: Took my kids to the track yesterday
May 20, 2020, 9:16 AM
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You pulled candy out of a mf dumpster? What the hell is happening in this place? Pallet decks, Popeyes chicken, dumpster candy... I mean I’m a stimulus-receiver and I can swing a box of airheads if I want to get my kids some candy.
I’m embarrassed for all of the poors here.
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UDP has run rampant***
May 20, 2020, 9:18 AM
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We're past UDP, we're parked out at the Newspring lot
May 20, 2020, 10:49 AM
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listening to the game via Don Munson. Don't even have a Honda generator or a TV....
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Re: We're past UDP, we're parked out at the Newspring lot
May 20, 2020, 10:52 AM
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Harbor Freight generator... not even one of their "Predator" ones, the really shiiity ones.
Sounds like a Snapper lawn mower with a hole in the muffler.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Reading comprehension must not be your strongpoint.
May 20, 2020, 9:27 AM
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I didn't pull anything out of a dumpster, my daughter did.
Popeyes is awesome.
No defense for pallet decks, I was 100% on the right side of history on that one.
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Popeyes chicken ####### sucks.
May 20, 2020, 10:53 AM
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And #### thier sandwich too. They decided to compete with Jesus, and Jesus sent the plague on us. Mothrafookin idol worshipers.
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Have you had the chicken or the sandwich?***
May 20, 2020, 11:06 AM
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Both.
May 20, 2020, 11:28 AM
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The chicken itself sucks. The sandwich, while fair, does not set my heart a flutter.
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Oh, I see the issue.
May 20, 2020, 12:02 PM
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You have terrible taste.
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