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May 1, 2020, 9:38 AM

After spending another long day in the yard yesterday I was ready for a little r&r. After freshining up I was relaxing in my favorite recliner enjoying my favorite adult beverage. Around 5:30 a delivery truck pulled up at the end of my walk by the curb. The truck was somewhat different from the usual delivery truck. It was a 1964 Ford econoline panel van with a magnetic sign on the door "Magic Carpet Delivery". The driver got out with a package and walked down the walk and laid it on the top step. I was standing behind the storm door waved and he returned the gesture with a motion I am not familiar with. He touched his forehead with his hand while slightly bowing and did a circular motion with his hand as he was leaving.

I stepped out onto the porch to retreive the package, while stooping to pick it up my keen eye noticed the return address; Uzbekistan. My heart began to race. Could it be? Yes! Yes! My haircut had arrived! I was overwhelmed with emotions and joyous anxiety as I raced inside to open my haircut. I carefully began opening the package, my palms were sweaty, my brow was covered with glistening droplets of moisture, finally the package was open. There was another box with a note attached. It read, Dear customer due to high demand we are unfortunately out of business haircuts, but included one of our more popular models at a lesser fee of $14.99 and am including a refund check for 50,609 Uzbekistan Soms (5 US dollars) signed A.A.B.F.H.I. Mahud. My mind was cluttered with thoughts, what could it be? Maybe a crew cut, possibly a fade, buzzcut, or finally a Quiff? I gently opened the inner box and gingerly removed the inner plastic bag. My eyes were closed with eager anticipation, I slowly opened them and there it lay on the counter, a mullet cut, a MULLET I screamed!!! The angst of the moment can only be described as to how Charlie Brown feels when Lucy always snatches the ball away!

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May 1, 2020, 9:41 AM

Didn't you hear, football is coming back. Snap out of it!

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May 1, 2020, 12:25 PM

You’ve really never seen someone gesture the weird renaissance ado?

You need to get out more...

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That sucks but I would rather have the mullet than the Kirby


May 1, 2020, 12:54 PM

Smart bowl cut.

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