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petty, spiteful, passive/agressive things you've done
Dec 4, 2018, 10:08 AM
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I cleaned the entire kitchen on Sunday to where it was spotless
Family managed to create a giant mess in the span of 12 hours yesterday
So when I went to make the kitchen spotless again yesterday I was a little peeved
Instead of putting all of forks, spoons and knives into like compartments, I just randomly put them all over the place with no rhyme or reason.
I mentioned it this AM and mrs fluff was all, "i noticed and figured you were drunk"
Jokes probably on me, as I will be the one unloading the dishwasher after they destroy the kitchen today.
what have you done that's passive/agressive, spiteful or petty?
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Why is your wife not in the kitchen?
Dec 4, 2018, 10:09 AM
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JFC man. You have two feet. Put ONE of them down
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it's a tradeoff
Dec 4, 2018, 10:27 AM
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I don't get up and deal with the kids in the middle of the night
and i don't have to change pewp diapers
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That right there is a deal. I was so glad
Dec 4, 2018, 11:47 AM
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when the last one got outta shiddy diapers, it was like gettin' outta prison...but better.
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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I used to have a roommate at my house in North Augusta.
Dec 4, 2018, 10:14 AM
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This guy was a slob and always left the kitchen a mess. One day I came home from work and took his dirty frying pan, leftover food, etc., and dumped them onto his bed.
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Oculus Spirit [97722]
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Here's what I did.
Dec 4, 2018, 10:21 AM
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I stopped. Works GREAT after a week or so of stinking dishes in the sink. Just give it time.
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Is a throat punch petty, spiteful, or passive/agressive?
Dec 4, 2018, 10:21 AM
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Playing mind games is a waste of time. A good throat punch just saves everyone time and effort.
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Oh man, where to start:
Dec 4, 2018, 10:22 AM
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Wife started buying ratty old lady underwear years ago and I started throwing them away one at a time until she only had Ryan approved underwear left.
When the wife/kids trash the house, I'll go through and fill up a trash bag or two of their toys, belongings and throw it away... If the items were important to them, they shouldn't have left them on the floor.
I have taken the face off of the thermostat when the wife wouldn't quit messing with it.
I have taken my wife's phone with me to work "on accident" because she was supposed to stay home and do housework and I knew she would just play on her phone all day.
If the wife leaves her dirty clothes on the floor of our bedroom, I'll fold them up and put them back in her drawers. That one REALLY pisses her off.
That's just this week...
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Your wife is a slob***
Dec 4, 2018, 10:23 AM
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pigs?***
Dec 4, 2018, 10:24 AM
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You need a She Shed.
Dec 4, 2018, 10:26 AM
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I guarantee a week locked in the She Shed with no climate control, bathroom facilities, food or water will make your point.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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She Shed, eh???
Dec 4, 2018, 11:16 AM
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Two things you want to make sure of...
Dec 4, 2018, 11:59 AM
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Reinforce the wall where you attach the chains and shackles, and add extra soundproofing when you build. The neighbors won't appreciate the sad moaning all through the night.
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our wives are complete opposites
Dec 4, 2018, 10:35 AM
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except with the underwear thing. pretty similar there
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That's every woman.
Dec 4, 2018, 11:00 AM
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my wife has pairs that look like diapers with gaping holes in them.
Front and back holes
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That's NOT every woman.***
Dec 4, 2018, 11:12 AM
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That's why you have 19 kids Phillip Rivers***
Dec 4, 2018, 11:14 AM
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Those holes are probably where they got hooked on something.***
Dec 4, 2018, 11:14 AM
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That's NOT every woman.
Dec 4, 2018, 11:14 AM
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Greenr's wife's are all pretty nice.
butt fur reals, lol no.
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I like to keep my lady fresh in the latest fashionable
Dec 4, 2018, 11:24 AM
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undergarments.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Same here.
Dec 4, 2018, 11:26 AM
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Wife of was getting dressed one morning and daughter of says, "haha!!!! mommy has on tiny underwear!!!".
I laughed.
Wife did not laugh.
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Pretty sure my kids just assume that women wear
Dec 4, 2018, 11:27 AM
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underwear that their butts hang out of. They ask questions alot. Gonna be hard to explain one day.
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my boys will be surprised when they find out that other than
Dec 4, 2018, 11:52 AM
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thong panties exist.
They will ask the girl, why are you wearing boys underwear?
if they havent jizzed in their pants already from being in the presence of a girl in panties.
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"subscribed"
Dec 4, 2018, 12:00 PM
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CS02
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they are 13 and 11, out of his wheelhouse.
Dec 4, 2018, 12:05 PM
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and 13 may have already seen panties......who knows. I hope not, he still gets grossed out when we talk about sex.
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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He gets grossed out when YOU talk about sex
Dec 4, 2018, 12:07 PM
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not when him and his friends do.
Do you actually remember being 13?
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oh yes, he has exactly ONE year to get his finger wet
Dec 4, 2018, 12:08 PM
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ONE!
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worth it why?***
Dec 4, 2018, 12:14 PM
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They look more gooder than the A&F she's had since high
Dec 4, 2018, 12:23 PM
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school
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Did somebody say HS panties?
Dec 4, 2018, 12:26 PM
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My wife won't wear anything but ....
Dec 4, 2018, 12:16 PM
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thongs. When she was recuperating from her c-section, she had to stop wearing them because they hit right on the scar. She had to wear granny panties. For about three weeks.
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Oculus Spirit [85335]
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Isn't she over 40 tho?
Dec 4, 2018, 12:24 PM
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She is...
Dec 4, 2018, 12:42 PM
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she doesn't look it.
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Before my gym got bought out by Gold's, there was a cougar
Dec 4, 2018, 1:54 PM
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who worked out at 5:30 in the morning. Hair was silver but it was because she had to have gone grey early and didn't try to stop it. Late 50's, some work done up top, but a BANGIN' rear end. She knew it too, stayed on the elliptical machine and other machines that toned her gluteus maximus. It was TOP NOTCH. I am hoping WifeOfGreenr can achieve that status, but that is probably rare. If she does, she will probably be with a younger, more wealthy man and I will be stuck with child support payments and a rapidly fading spank bank.
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That is the penalty of having a wife
Dec 4, 2018, 2:03 PM
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that is better looking than you. I mean, most women are better looking than me, I get it, but my wife gets called my daughter all the time and I'm only 4 years older.
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pigs or it didn't/doesn't happen***
Dec 4, 2018, 2:06 PM
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No***
Dec 4, 2018, 2:15 PM
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There are quite a few Joungers who out kicked their coverage
Dec 4, 2018, 2:18 PM
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by alot. I'm not naming any names, but some of yall are ugly as fuck
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Exactly!***
Dec 4, 2018, 2:26 PM
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He got married. Easy to outkick your coverage when you
Dec 4, 2018, 2:39 PM
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are THAT ugly.
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Re: He got married. Easy to outkick your coverage when you
Dec 4, 2018, 2:52 PM
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Number 1 is a no-go in my house
Dec 4, 2018, 10:37 AM
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That's not my bag and she respects that.
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Oculus Spirit [97722]
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Our wives sound similar.
Dec 4, 2018, 11:19 AM
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Think back for a minute....
When you and your wife dated, for 2-3 years before getting married, was her room ever a mess? Did you ever see her hang a towel or clothes, or anything over a door to dry? Then leave it there for weeks? Was her dorm room clean every time you saw it? Was it a mess the FIRST time you saw it? Did she blame it on her roomate? If so, was it ever a mess again?
Now, how long did it take AFTER the big day to learn she's messy? Two weeks here. Week 1 was honeymoon and we had maids. Otherwise it would be one week. Three days actually would have done the trick.
Cool trick for hanging crap over the doors....be sure to CLOSE those doors tightly and open them as much as possible.
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Re: Our wives sound similar.
Dec 4, 2018, 11:28 AM
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If I had to guess, she was also a mess back then. I was drinking a lot back then, so I'm not sure I can remember.
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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This was my thing.
Dec 4, 2018, 11:40 AM
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I can only blame myself that I married a slob.
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You can also have the opposite
Dec 4, 2018, 12:01 PM
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my wife can't rest until the house is spotless EVERY NIGHT. And of course she expects me to help. I'm fine with a couple of toys on the floor ect. She can't take it.
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Toys?
Dec 4, 2018, 12:04 PM
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Are we talking Paw Patrol and Lego's, or
big black dent pullers and novelty fish hooks?
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Lulz have you seen the price of legos lately?***
Dec 4, 2018, 12:05 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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I think I'd rather have that.
Dec 4, 2018, 12:05 PM
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You have no idea. I won't go near her bathroom. The house is two years old and that bathroom will have to be firebombed at some point.
Women are disgusting.
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^^^this^^^
Dec 4, 2018, 12:16 PM
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re: the bathroom nonsense.
been in our house 10 months, and SheGUAR's #### is already overflowing onto my vanity....and it's on the other side of the ####### room
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We have a soap dispenser and a toothybrush holder
Dec 4, 2018, 12:33 PM
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nothing else.
Wife doesn't wear makeup unless special event.
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Special event
Dec 4, 2018, 12:49 PM
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like a family reunion?
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Re: Special event
Dec 4, 2018, 2:23 PM
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You should start leaving your body hair all over the place
Dec 4, 2018, 1:01 PM
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that would show her.
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start?***
Dec 4, 2018, 2:10 PM
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at previous house, I collected all of ###### Neighbor's
Dec 4, 2018, 10:31 AM
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cigarette butts (that they either tossed in their side yard, or in a bucket that the wind would blow over, or that'd blow out of their regularly overloaded trash can when they had it on the sidewalk for pick up) that either blew into my yard, or were obliterated when they ran over them with the lawn mower and then the debris blew into my yard.
And then I dumped them on his front porch.
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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I did this last week.
Dec 4, 2018, 11:43 AM
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Neighbor on one side rents the house on VRBO out all year long, so they have a group of Messicans that come every week and blow cigarette butts and sticks and #### into my yard. As soon as they left last week, I blew it all back onto their front porch.
After all it was thanksgiving; I was just giving back.
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I have a bad memory but a few i remember is
Dec 4, 2018, 10:43 AM
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I got a noise complaint last year for doing construction on my house. Construction was perfectly legal and there is an exception for noise complaints due to construction where I live. Next thing I did was break out the palm nailer again and go to town on some hurricane straps.
Neighbor has some pretty overgrown bushy trees. I trim them straight up from the property line.
a few weeks ago there is a tree on my property that was growing out at an angle through the fence onto the neighbors property. It was destroying the fence so I cut it off on my side of the property...and the fence was still holding it up. It eventually fell over a few weeks later dead onto their property. lutz.
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Re: petty, spiteful, passive/agressive things you've done
Dec 4, 2018, 10:55 AM
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eyeofthetiger2 and TOTE1 were college roommates that lived in a small two bedroom duplex. Typical college bachelors pad including a cinder block / 2 x 4 plywood coffee table.
One day TOTE1 came home and plopped down on the couch and put his feet up on the coffee table. EOTT2 came in and got pretty angry as he had just cleaned the place up, including the coffee table.
/csb
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Re: petty, spiteful, passive/agressive things you've done
Dec 5, 2018, 4:14 PM
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had a roommate that insisted on peak thermostat settings
Dec 4, 2018, 11:10 AM
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about 60 in summer, about 90 in the winter.
As a just-graduated UDP living on beenie weenies and Pabst, my budget could not tolerate such power bills. Rationalizing with the person did not take.
So I rigged the t-stat so it would not vary off of 75 degrees no matter what it was set to.
Power bills went down, and roommate never figured it out.
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Some of the neighborhood kids have been playing
Dec 4, 2018, 11:40 AM
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soccer on my lawn. I keep my lawn pristine and the extra traffic was starting to cause some wear. So the other day, I laced some gummies with THC and passed them out to the kids.
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Re: Some of the neighborhood kids have been playing
Dec 4, 2018, 11:58 AM
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I didn't think about neighbors.
I have messed with them before, also.
The backside of the property has maybe a 1/2 mile of that borders the neighborhood that I used to live in.
These a-wipes on their 1/4 acre lots that back up to our property think they can just trespass and play and dump their lawn trimmings and trash in my woods with impunity...
I went through a phase where I would pace back and forth every few weekends with my glock and ar-15 rifle just looking around into their back yards. It ruffled a few feathers.
Then, the folks that were obviously trespassing got a yellow no trespassing sign nailed to EVERY tree behind their house, about 10' in the air. Some folks had 15 signs behind their houses, and their neighbors may not have any signs, if they were being good neighbors. I bought a cheap roll of those yellow Tyvek signs. Everytime somebody took 1 down, I hung up 5 more in its place. Eventually they all stopped.
I also found kids tree houses in the woods. I would steal any valuable wood, rope, etc. and utterly destroy the rest of it with a claw hammer making the kids think an absolute lunatic/BigFoot was in the woods.
One particularly obnoxious yankee lawyer that lived behind us had cleared brush and actually planted sod and shrubbery in my woods. When approached, he said that he was a biologist and was creating a environment that would ward off snakes. When I told him to GTFO of my land, he said that he was a lawyer, and wanted to know if we could work out a squid-pro-row deal of some sorts. I showed him by gathering up some junk in the woods (old washer/dryers, old piles of scrap metal, etc that my grandaddy dumped back there in the good-old days and piled it up behind his house. D!ckhead.
The only thing worse than living WITH me is living NEXT to me.
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You should have a dug a hole right behind his house...
Dec 4, 2018, 12:04 PM
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8 feet long, 3 feet wide, 6 feet deep. Hang a sign over it that says 'Yankee Lawyer Grave'.
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Oculus Spirit [85335]
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or "Pit for Snakes"***
Dec 4, 2018, 12:06 PM
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Or...
Dec 4, 2018, 12:08 PM
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"It's a little trick we learned from Charlie. But we don't dip them in the same stuff he does."
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I spent a good bit of time trying to find bulk
Dec 4, 2018, 12:19 PM
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Poison Ivy/Oak seeds online and also researching briars and "briars as a defensive barrier".
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What you need is a good, solid mountain lion.
Dec 4, 2018, 12:21 PM
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You really just need one.
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Anything to keep the Fox Squirrel population in check.***
Dec 4, 2018, 12:51 PM
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School was letting out as I was driving home yesterday
Dec 4, 2018, 12:22 PM
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The 237 year old crossing guard lifted his stop sign as I approached the intersection. But, he had it pointed toward the school. At the last second, I noticed that he started waving the school traffic out and I slammed on the brakes. He's standing at my window yelling at me.
Soooo, I get out of the truck and proceed to apologize for my mistake. I then ask to hold his sign and demonstrated how to halt oncoming traffic with it. I show him my license and write down my tag numbers so he could send the county sheriffs to talk to me if he wanted to.
As I got back into the truck and headed home I said, "Merry Christmas you ####### moron!"
The cops haven't show up...yet.
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I was mad at my dad for with holding allowance, so I went
Dec 4, 2018, 12:48 PM
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down on my sister and then gave my dad a kiss on the ####.
- McLovin
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I think I've seen this one before.
Dec 4, 2018, 12:51 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85335]
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Growin up we moved from a yard with a 1/2
Dec 4, 2018, 1:13 PM
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acre to a yard with an acre. I was the primary source of lawn care at the time and didn't really like using the old Snapper push mower to do the new yard.
Soooo, I poured oil in the gas tank of the push mower, started it, and when it started smoking like a basstard, went and got my Dad and told him it was going to blow up (he isn't really mechanically inclined).
He took one look at the cloud of smoke and said "screw it, let's go shopping for a riding mower".
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LOLUTZ.
Dec 4, 2018, 2:15 PM
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If I'd pulled that trick, Dad would have handed me a pair of scissors and told me to clear my entire weekend.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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as a kid, I pooped in my dad's toilet and didn't flush
Dec 4, 2018, 1:18 PM
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i also took a fake $20 and crumpled it up and mashed it into the turd.
I knew he would get home from work and go freshen up before dinner.
He came down, looked pissed, didn't say a word, went to the sink, and washed his hands.
When brother and I busted out laughing, we got our butts cut.
Worth it.
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I've never wanted anything to be more real
Dec 4, 2018, 2:12 PM
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please be real.
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Re: I've never wanted anything to be more real
Dec 4, 2018, 8:34 PM
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DGUARCHITECT - Oh this one is real, my friend.
The $20 was HUGE when it was unfolded, like 1' x 5". It was something I got at school. What caused my demon brain at age 10ish to do that to my dad is beyond me. We didn't have internet or anything to steal ideas from, that was pure me.
I have some serious pay-back coming from my kids. They already are trying to screw with me, but at 6 and 7, they can't quite get me yet.
It's coming though...
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Easy. Yesterday. Blasted Bluegrass when the Sistahs next to
Dec 4, 2018, 2:55 PM
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me were rapping out. Mrs. Maddog was not happy.
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Took all my ultra soft charmin toilet tissue out of the basement bathroom
Dec 4, 2018, 8:37 PM
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And replaced it with single ply Scott when the in laws stayed over.
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Re: Took all my ultra soft charmin toilet tissue out of the basement bathroom
Dec 4, 2018, 8:38 PM
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###! that's a good one.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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CU Medallion [64837]
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My mom buys the super cheap TP
Dec 5, 2018, 9:55 AM
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and I always bittch about it when we visit. She says that she's afraid that the good stuff will mess up the septic tank. My step dad knows better, but he isn't up to argue about it.
Last year, I wrapped up a bunch of nice TP and gave it to my step-dad for Christmas.
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