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Oculus Spirit [79114]
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Fraud charges on my account. Wat do Jounge?
Jun 26, 2020, 10:24 AM
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So, some dumb #### got checks printed out with my routing and and account numbers printed on them. The ######## wrote one to Publix for $350 (Wat TF?) and another to O'Reily for $250 (lutz at poors). Got it all settled with the bank and have my new account, but what do I do with this ######? I got his name and address from the checks and he is stoopid enough to write his phone number AND DRIVERS LICENCE NUMBER? Hoo does that?
Should I:
A) Call him and save him the embarassment of his next check bouncing?
2) Drive over to his house and light a flaming bag of ####### on his front door and ring the doorbell?
c) #### him up online by signing up for ####?
IV) Go over to his house, cuck him and bufu his wife?
five) post his info in the mange?
lastly) Continue living MY life and do nothing
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Oculus Spirit [85088]
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No
Jun 26, 2020, 10:26 AM
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Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
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All-In [46798]
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I say leave it alone
Jun 26, 2020, 10:27 AM
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he obviously needs it more than you
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Oculus Spirit [79114]
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Probably an old person too, writing checks at the grocery
Jun 26, 2020, 10:33 AM
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store.
Butt it's still a matter of principle. I got one rule and one rule only. DON'T #### WITH MY MONEY. I'll physically fight someone for that amount of money. That's like half a weeks' salary almost.
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CU Medallion [56005]
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Lifetime membership to NAMBLA.***
Jun 26, 2020, 10:28 AM
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Heisman Winner [105441]
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2, c, IV, and five
Jun 26, 2020, 10:28 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78823]
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let CHAZ/CHOP handle it***
Jun 26, 2020, 10:31 AM
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CU Medallion [73569]
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is this him?
Jun 26, 2020, 10:32 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79114]
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No, his name is Alfred.***
Jun 26, 2020, 10:33 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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E. Newman?***
Jun 26, 2020, 1:02 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85088]
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Cop knocked on our door about 3 weeks ago
Jun 26, 2020, 10:36 AM
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They arrested a kid who was in possession of one of MsLovin's checks that had been put in the mailbox.
Cop wanted to charge him and I said yeah ok so long as we ain't got to show up to a hearing 4 times for it to be rescheduled erry time. He said we no need to show.
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Oculus Spirit [75673]
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Wait, why y'all still putting checks in a mailbox?***
Jun 26, 2020, 1:23 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I know... even the guy who collects old doorknobs looks
Jun 26, 2020, 1:28 PM
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down on that shizzz.
That's straight up poor people stuff.
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Oculus Spirit [80978]
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Tell the cops so they will do absolutely nothing about it.
Jun 26, 2020, 10:38 AM
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But whatever you do..DO NOT GET A BOAT WITHIN 100 YARDS OF THE SULLIVAN'S ISLAND BEACH.
They will hunt you down to give you a $1,040 ticket.
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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Dude, you have been given a gift from God
Jun 26, 2020, 10:39 AM
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You've got to stalk him first. Give me his name and address, my wife will find out everything about him by the end of the day. Children, properties he owns, any criminal records, etc.
From there, I'd watch him for awhile. The crime is still fresh, may be too easy to tie you to it. I'd give it 6 months at least. Then you should abduct him and do horrible, horrible things. Then throw his body in a swamp somewhere in South Georgia.
Although, if you just give us a name I'm sure le lunge could come up with some fun stuff. I remember when my sisters ex boyfriend lost his phone downtown one night, and whoever found it sent hardcore pron to all his contacts. That was hilarious.
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CU Medallion [60205]
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tell the military he's interested in enlisting
Jun 26, 2020, 10:42 AM
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that's what we used to do to a-holes, give their info to an Army recruiter.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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take the info and funnel the money to IS1S
Jun 26, 2020, 1:04 PM
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make sure the trail points back to him.
Wait for Uncle Sam to put a bewt in his #### - Toby Keith style.
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All-In [34486]
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Post his info here and I'll do the rest***
Mar 26, 2019, 3:27 PM
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All-In [35541]
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Re: Fraud charges on my account. Wat do Jounge?
Jun 26, 2020, 1:44 PM
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Continue to deposit money into the acct and let him buy the things he wants
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I'm sure that
Jun 26, 2020, 1:46 PM
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I he would appreciate it.
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All-TigerNet [13359]
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Sea, V, and lastly.***
Jun 26, 2020, 1:48 PM
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