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TNET: Pigskin Prophet: The Alabama Copycat Edition

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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 7:01 AM
 

 
Pigskin Prophet: The Alabama Copycat Edition

That offseason was way too long for the Pigskin Prophet, who spent time in the state of Alabama selling adult butt balm to Alabama fans. I decided to invest in the product after seeing the recent shows given by Alabama apologist Paul Finebaum. Full Story »



Well we are on now - Go Tigers***

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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 7:03 AM
 



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I finally get why Bama is tired now. Commode Doors is

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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 7:27 AM
 

heavy, and Chickens make a mess to clean up all the time. It takes a lot to babysit 13 other teams on the SEC farm. I feel sorry for them, NOT!

Unlike some others, I hope they are able to successfully navigate their "brotal" SEC and Out of Conference (LOL) schedules, and make it back for Clemson / Bama V. That's right, I said Clemson / Bama V, not Bama / Clemson V. WE are the Top Cat now, and will prove it to ESPN and the nation again this year, starting tomorrow night. Spot the Ball, and GO TIGERS!

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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 7:44 AM
 

One point to note...GA Tech might be in total rebuild but we don't cover the spread at the beginning of the season. We'll win it handily but the coaches are going to be dusting off the ends of the benches getting guys reps rather than blowing them out by 30- something.


“highlighter exploded in their travel bags.”

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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 7:47 AM
 

I’m still laughing! Great to have you back, Prophet!


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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 7:58 AM
 

The "Spock ears" reference was okay, but I still think PF looks more like Quark-- the Ferengi on Next Generation.

Go Tigers... de-tool the trade school!

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The Prophet is back with coupon-y vengeance


Posted: Aug 28, 2019 8:01 AM
 

Had me stifling laughter at work. NOW football is back! Go Tigers!

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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 8:42 AM
 

We’ve been waiting a long time for this Oh Mighty Prophet. Great stuff as usual. I think you’ll have a market for your adult butt balm in Columbia as well by the end of the year!


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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 11:14 AM
 

Butt balm! Ha! Orders should be coming in from Atlanta real soon. :)


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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 8:44 AM
 

Football season is finally here and the Prophet is still king! Good juan.

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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 8:55 AM
 

“...if you get your feelings hurt, I am doing it right.” ??


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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 9:04 AM
 

Wish I had more TU to give. Good stuff.

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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 9:21 AM
 

“Not The Real USC” vs “ The Real Carolina”

Total Clarity.....and HILARITY! LOL!!!


Bentley to Feaster - so old Jake

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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 10:46 AM
 

throws to opposing team's players too often so the solution is to get a player from the best team they play to transfer so he can pass to him?

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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 10:53 AM
 

Pigskin Prophet is my favorite part of Tigernet! Reminds me of the old radio football prognosticator, Leonard's Losers, God rest his soul.

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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 11:01 AM
 

As usual, The Prophet has his A game in place early!!

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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 12:21 PM
 

Love it; funny, clever stuff as per usual. Highlighter explosion is probably the best line. Would love it if we could avoid making fun of someone's physical appearance, though. It's one thing if they dress like a schlub or something they can choose, and I cannot stand Finebaum's on-air personality, (which he absolutely, inconceivably chooses week in and week out) but the ear thing is cheap and just unkind. I think you can be better than that; I like to think our Clemson community is better than that.

If you ruffle feathers and hurt someone's feelings about the school/team they choose to root for, you're probably doing something 100% right, but just my two cents on this one.


One of the funniest editions yet!***


Posted: Aug 28, 2019 12:55 PM
 




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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 1:14 PM
 

You have Bama scoring 48 and the Tigers only scoring 47?! How do I unfollow this thing?!?


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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 2:01 PM
 

Thanks for the laughs. I had almost forgotten all about Saban's lame excuses at half time. But, I will never forget that fake field goal attempt. That was the worst call I've seen in 50 years. I'll always laugh about that the rest of my life.


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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 2:05 PM
 

I've been waiting all off-season for this! My wife is a Hokie fan and even she keeps asking when your next edition is coming. Thanks for helping us not be so serious and reminding us to enjoy the games and not just the record.


HEY HEY!!!!!


Posted: Aug 28, 2019 3:42 PM
 

What you have against bert's chili?...

LOL!!!


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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 5:33 PM
 

Coot game match up looks as impressive a a guy beating up a special needs kid.

Never forget the Tarholes war chant;

"Basketball season starts November 1st!"

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The Chickentown SEC owns...


Posted: Aug 28, 2019 6:17 PM
 

the buttbalm franchise right? I mean I'm sure your supplier actually has a huge base of operations down in Chicken town... gotta do something with the constantly massacred chicken guts.

Poor ol' Saban felt jilted when his dance partner at the Natty knew his dance steps and more? C'mon Nickky... gotta figure the state that gave us the Shag teaches some great moves to the Tigertown elite. Don't worry though... we won't have Renfrow later this year, his moves were beyond you indeed. If you can muster enough strength in the SEC to once again tow their balmed butts back to the playoffs don't expect the Tigers will have the same old moves... likely they'll watch a bit of film and add a few new dance steps. Especially watch out for ol Etienne, Lawrence, Higgins, Rodgers, & Ross, they'll have had another season to learn new steps you may or may not have seen in the SEC.


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Posted: Aug 28, 2019 10:45 PM
 

The prophet has spoken.......NOW ITS ?? SEASON!!!! Unleash the beast Dabo!!


Now! It's football season.***


Posted: Aug 28, 2019 11:26 PM
 



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