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Bartender Adventures tonight
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Bartender Adventures tonight


Jan 17, 2021, 1:09 AM

Dude and chick met at the wedding tonight
She was a looker (none pigs because working)
Dude seemed like a tall goofy fella
She becomes stage 5 clinger and he seems giddy that a chick actually shows interest
They try the office and are shut down because of people in there
“Any ideas?” Was her question to him
I see them go to parking lot
The gentleman that I am, I proceed to follow and tell him he could get a fat ticket for having a glass of wine in the parking lot with a police substation a pitching wedge away
They find two seats next to the gate where they came back in
She then jumps on top of him and is essentially doing a lap dance/dry hump
They go elsewhere and I find them at the top of the stairs
She does the hands across chest bewb cover
I see some bra and tell co-worker we should have waited a few before “accidentally” walking up on them because we could have seen more

#CSB

bartender trying to unwind

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Re: Bartender Adventures tonight


Jan 17, 2021, 1:25 AM

That's a very interesting story

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Re: Bartender Adventures tonight


Jan 17, 2021, 5:32 AM

that's someone's daughter!

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Isn't that like any average night?


Jan 17, 2021, 7:05 AM

I guess it depends on the bar. But. Heck... I've been that dude myself several times. So I would expect a bartender would have a library of those stories.

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This is just wedding bartending


Jan 17, 2021, 8:25 AM

Vodka soda, two limes with a splash of cran
I’ll take a glass of cab, we’ve got Pinot noir, I’ll take that
Put this guys drink on my tab
What do you mean you don’t have tequila?!?!

We’ve seen some fights, an alleged roofie ordeal, people asking where they can bang, poo on the floor, panties on the floor in the ladies room and then lady came back for them (she was not getting sexed, just weird)

Our stories aren’t quite as good as real bartenders

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Could have done our wedding.


Jan 17, 2021, 5:54 PM

FIL got smashed. Groomsman and bridesmaids (2 sets) paired off and fornicated. Wife and I had to round them up the next am.

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Pigs of bridesmaids?


Jan 18, 2021, 10:28 AM

Need to see if your groomsmen were hammered or pimps

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Story could have been better.....


Jan 17, 2021, 7:37 AM

With



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She was a brunette***


Jan 17, 2021, 8:20 AM



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So is that lady ;)***


Jan 17, 2021, 8:52 AM



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Ah well we're going with her.***


Jan 18, 2021, 10:26 AM [ in reply to She was a brunette*** ]



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I enjoyed that one time I helped you bartend,


Jan 18, 2021, 10:42 AM

even if the catering folks were less than professional compared to Cru.

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