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Lunger husband/wife convo....
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Lunger husband/wife convo....


Jun 16, 2020, 3:05 PM

Wife: DO YOU DRINK BEER?

Husband: YES

Wife : HOW MANY BEERS A DAY?

Husband: USUALLY ABOUT THREE.

Wife: HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY PER BEER?

Husband: $5.00 WHICH INCLUDES A TIP (THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SCARY!)

Wife: AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?

Husband: ABOUT 20 YEARS, I SUPPOSE.

Wife: SO A BEER COSTS $5 AND YOU HAVE THREE BEERS A DAY WHICH PUTS YOUR SPENDING EACH MONTH AT $450. IN ONE YEAR, IT WOULD BE APPROXIMATELY $5,400 CORRECT?

Husband: CORRECT!

Wife: IF IN 1 YEAR YOU SPEND $5,400, NOT ACCOUNTING FOR INFLATION, THE PAST 20 YEARS PUTS YOUR SPENDING AT $108,000 CORRECT?

Husband: CORRECT!

Wife: DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DIDN'T DRINK SO MUCH BEER, THAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN A STEP-UP INTEREST SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND AFTER ACCOUNTING FOR COMPOUND INTEREST FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS, YOU COULD HAVE NOW BOUGHT AN AIRPLANE?

Husband: DO YOU DRINK BEER?

Wife: NO.

Husband: WHERE'S YOUR AIRPLANE?

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It's accurate because they're YELLING at each other.***


Jun 16, 2020, 3:07 PM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


FURLOUGHS***


Jun 16, 2020, 3:11 PM



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Re: It's accurate because they're YELLING at each other.***


Jun 16, 2020, 3:26 PM [ in reply to It's accurate because they're YELLING at each other.*** ]



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The real joke is that you think the wife works


Jun 16, 2020, 3:32 PM

My wife earned her CPA, got married, and soon retired at 33 years of age (before kids even born). I don't see any of these FIRE retire early folks profiling her story.

She doesn't even do our taxes. Sheesh.

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I have a buddy who also has 3 kids, youngest is now in


Jun 16, 2020, 3:38 PM

school (under normal circumstances). He's told me that she's yelled at him a few times about having to sacrifice her career so he could advance his. She has a nursing degree and experience, but hasn't worked in at least the past decade. She could now, but by all appearances, has no interest whatsoever in doing so. But she still expects him to split the cleaning and chores with her, while he's working fulltime. I don't really understand it.

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Chicks man. Can't live with them


Jun 16, 2020, 3:46 PM



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Splainin' this in simple terms...


Jun 16, 2020, 3:35 PM
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