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Heisman Winner [111540]
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Some of your idiots seem to think the amphitheatre
Apr 17, 2017, 11:44 AM
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is the lounge. If you are not sure which forum you should be posting on, the following survey may point you the right way.
1. You see a elderly lady struggling to take a box of cat litter off the top shelf at the grocery store. Do you...
a) Help her out.
b) laugh and knock her cart over.
2. A motorist is driving slow in the left lane and refuses to yield to faster vehicles. Do you...
a) patiently wait to for them to yield while observing all traffic laws.
b) pass them in the shoulder screaming obscenities and waiving a gun.
3. You see a former co worker that was recently let go pan handling for change in front of a Starbucks. Do you...
a) buy him food and a cup of coffee, while being supportive and positive.
b) alert parking lot security that a homeless man is breaking into cars, then film the arrest and post it on youtube.
4. Your son is struggling in his math class and has come to you for help. Do you...
a) Help him out the best you can and continue to monitor the situation.
b) Give him 20 dollars in hopes that he will leave you alone, then you can drink and watch Ice Road Trucker in peace.
5. Several brief cases full of $100 bills fall out the back of a van. Do you...
a) quickly study the license plate so you can figure out who to return the money to.
b) spend the money on booze and gambling as a reward for your quick thinking.
If you answered b on all of these, you can stay here.
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All-In [29076]
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Honest answer: A, B, A, A, B.
Apr 17, 2017, 11:49 AM
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What do I win? Can I stay two fifths of the time?
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Heisman Winner [111540]
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No
Apr 17, 2017, 11:50 AM
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those are mostly lounge answers
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All-In [29076]
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I could potentially change my answer on number three.
Apr 17, 2017, 11:52 AM
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The others are nonnegotiable. Would this allow me to stay?
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Heisman Winner [111540]
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Re: I could potentially change my answer on number three.
Apr 17, 2017, 11:54 AM
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if you are willing to change answers to suit the moment, that in and of itself is enough.
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All-In [29076]
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That is a pretty mangy thing to do isn't it.
Apr 17, 2017, 11:56 AM
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Now I feel dirty.
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You're not the boss of me.***
Apr 17, 2017, 11:55 AM
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Heisman Winner [111540]
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Re: You're not the boss of me.***
Apr 17, 2017, 11:56 AM
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no board invasions.
thanks
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What about improperly using the term 'waiving' in
Apr 17, 2017, 11:59 AM
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relation to a gun?
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Heisman Winner [111540]
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Re: What about improperly using the term 'waiving' in
Apr 17, 2017, 12:00 PM
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ok officer, I will never do it again.
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Oculus Spirit [82038]
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I can't participate, I didn't bring a pencil....
Apr 17, 2017, 6:39 PM
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Could one of ya'll run over to over the lounge and get one?
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All-In [28385]
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can we stay if we wear unusual underpants?***
Apr 17, 2017, 12:19 PM
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Heisman Winner [111540]
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they will attract unwanted attention
Apr 17, 2017, 12:22 PM
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from the lounge
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All-In [28385]
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i don't need or want that, but
Apr 17, 2017, 12:41 PM
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is it possible they overlook my underpants to continue debate on which ipa is best??
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Legend [17285]
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2 b) is the correct answer on all five questions.***
Apr 17, 2017, 12:41 PM
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You left off one very important question from your survey
Apr 17, 2017, 12:42 PM
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"The training presents faculty members with several hypothetical scenarios. In one scenario, a fictional character named Alejandro schedules a 9:00 a.m. meeting for visiting professors and students (one assumes these people are foreign). Some arrive early, others arrive 10 minutes late. What should Alejandro do? Participants are given three options:
Politely ask the second group to apologize
Explain "In our country 9:00 AM means 9:00 AM."
As the meeting organizer, he should recognize cultural differences that may impact the meeting and adjust accordingly.
The third answer, evidently, is the correct one—at least from the perspective of the training module—according to Campus Reform.
"Alejandro should recognize and acknowledge cultural differences with ease and respect," the module asserts. "Time may be considered precise or fluid depending on the culture."
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All-In [28385]
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i can tell you now
Apr 17, 2017, 12:43 PM
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i am going to be late
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110%er [7010]
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Have you noticed lately that no prominent TV
Apr 17, 2017, 12:59 PM
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broadcasters use the term "fluid" anymore...
and just a thought I've got to throw out there....
Are the members of the Scar wimmins equestrian bass fishing team "broad casters"????
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Re: Some of your idiots seem to think the amphitheatre
Apr 17, 2017, 1:11 PM
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dang....I failed this test too. I put C and there was no C.
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1st Rounder [615]
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C= All of the above, so you're covered***
Apr 18, 2017, 9:20 AM
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110%er [6575]
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You state if trump wins you will never post again
Apr 17, 2017, 1:16 PM
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Do you:
A) Never post again
B) Dump all of your crap posts in the mange
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Heisman Winner [111540]
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Re: You state if trump wins you will never post again
Apr 17, 2017, 1:18 PM
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no, I get coot handle called cid14 and follow tbalm around.
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110%er [6575]
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I'm just pulling your chain bro
Apr 17, 2017, 1:22 PM
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try not to take everything so personally. I have no reason to beef with you
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Heisman Winner [119695]
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somejuan say BEEF?
Apr 17, 2017, 1:45 PM
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Maybe he should retry, using one of these...
Apr 17, 2017, 1:38 PM
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Re: Some of your idiots seem to think the amphitheatre
Apr 17, 2017, 1:38 PM
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#3 is a conundrum.
1. Trumpsters do NOT go to Starbucks, so they would not be able to address that question, hence FAIL on your part for lack of clear thinking.
2. Liberals do NOT typically have jobs and rely on other hard-working types to support them, so they would not have a co-worker, hence FAIL on your part for lack of clear thinking.
I am truly disappointed in this thread. I had high hopes for many of you.
This thread is really designed to prevent everyone from posting on this board. Good thing I was monitoring faux-threads today.
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Orange Blooded [2281]
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Sorry I don't do personality tests...
Apr 17, 2017, 5:04 PM
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It reminds me too much of my mother telling me I should date an ugly girl because she had a nice personality.
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1st Rounder [615]
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Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber you go
Apr 17, 2017, 5:36 PM
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and do something like this and totally redeem yourself!
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Re: Some of your idiots seem to think the amphitheatre
Apr 17, 2017, 6:50 PM
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5 Bs such a safe place!
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