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Topic: So let me get this weekend straight for the Cawks
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So let me get this weekend straight for the Cawks

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:30 PM
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1. New fire cannons didn't fire. (Well, 3 out of 4)
2. Toilets overflowed.
3. Ran out of concessions.
4. Had a brawl in the parking lot.
5. Kentucky fan was shot by a stray bullet.
6. Blackout failed miserably, again.
7. USuCk captains didn't shake hands with the opposing teams captains like little a$$hats.
8. Lost Best player on the team.
9. Lost only OL worth a crap.
10. Manhandled in the trenches.
11. Traffic jams everywhere because of horrible planning and miscommunication.
12. Lost to Kentucky for 4th straight year.
13. Watched Clemson destroy Lewisville with talent, depth and speed all over the field.
14. Bentley flops and further cements his reputation as an idiot cartoon character.
15. All of this while recruits are there to see the "new" USuCk.



Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive.


Yep, just another dumpster fire weekend for the yardbirds.***

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:32 PM
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You forgot the Flop Artist formerly known as Jake from State

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:43 PM
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Farm

Post common messages in an uncommon way


Wonder if Daddy Bentley told Jane, "First chance you get,


Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:46 PM
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fall down and flop like a chicken."


You forgot,

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:34 PM
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Woke up Sunday morning, still married to your cousin.

I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.


Re: So let me get this weekend straight for the Cawks

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:35 PM
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It must truly suck to be them. Dang it's fun to watch that dumpster fire of a program go down in flames.


^^^ YeP

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:37 PM
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and with only ONE Flamer working at that!

To All CLEMSON TiGERS..Sending you Bright Light from the Carolina Coast and hoping you get to witness a huge Orange sunset tonight. Go Tigers!


They actually had a stadium full of flamers

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:39 PM
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HTH helps

I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.


Re: So let me get this weekend straight for the Cawks

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:41 PM
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Something about " Ran out of concessions " and " toilets overflowed " keeps bothering me .

DB23


Forgot to mention their delusional hope after 2 wins over mediocre teams...

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:41 PM
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Only to be shattered once again.


Re: So let me get this weekend straight for the Cawks

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:42 PM
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it's all relative, this is considered a successful weekend!


Talking about the wheels falling off....

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:44 PM
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To have that many things happen to your program/school in one weekend is just absurd. Even for the Dirt Peckers, that is an impressive list of fails.

Talking about proper punishment for all the 5 bombs a few years back.


Thank you, Pitchfork!!


Indeed...karma is a B1tcH...


Posted: Sep 19, 2017 6:18 PM
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When Clemson get that 5th for "th' thumb", they can take their own thumbs and suck on them.

J. Marc Edwards
Cary, NC


After the Tigers kick the crap out of the chickens again


Posted: Sep 20, 2017 1:55 AM
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this season, they'll be 5-5 vs usuck in the last 10 contests......5 consecutive Tiger victories will occur for certain in Death Valley in 2018


Re: So let me get this weekend straight for the Cawks

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:45 PM
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Very nice work RT. The funny things is that #12 haunts them the most.


Re: So let me get this weekend straight for the Cawks

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:45 PM
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Glorious.


Re: So let me get this weekend straight for the Cawks

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:45 PM
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Would you rather...

1. Lose to The Citadel

or

2. Have all of this happen


Things are looking up for them lol


A loss to Citadel gets the whole country laughing at them...

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:49 PM
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This list is just a curse for them to enjoy all themselves.


uh....yes***

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:49 PM
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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


A thoughtful rebuttal/comment........

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:53 PM
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1. New fire cannons didn't fire. (Well, 3 out of 4)
True - But one of Clemson's did not fire in Tampa, thought it was an omen, proven false.
2. Toilets overflowed.
True - But not a first time evolution for the WB Utility Crew. No impact
3. Ran out of concessions.
True - Same as above, but with Aramark crew.
4. Had a brawl in the parking lot.
True - They are more accustomed to shaggings in the parking lot, this could have affected the outcome.
5. Kentucky fan was shot by a stray bullet.
True - Chalk this up to luck of the draw, wrong place or wrong time, not a unique first time occurrence. No impact.
6. Blackout failed miserably, again.
True - This is complete failure to incorporate pertinent Operating Experience. Major contributor.
7. USuCk captains didn't shake hands with the opposing teams captains like little a$$hats.
True - Heard they we baited by offending comments from UK captains. Does not exempt them from being little a$$hats, they had that going for them prior to coin flip. No impact.
8. Lost Best player on the team.
True - That does $uck. Don't care who you pull for.
9. Lost only OL worth a crap.
True - Was this the one that mouthed off so bad prior to losing 56-7? Not sure if this mattered.
10. Manhandled in the trenches.
True - This is definitely not a first time occurrence.
11. Traffic jams everywhere because of horrible planning and miscommunication.
Did the new Gamecock statue and plaza create this? First I've heard of such.
11. Lost to Kentucky for 4th straight year.
True - Fear the Thumb.
12. Watched Clemson destroy Lewisville with talent, depth and speed all over the field.
True - Go Tigers!!!


you left off university golf cart wreck - Per Ray Tanner****

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:53 PM
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9


Re: you left off university golf cart wreck - Per Ray Tanner****


Posted: Sep 19, 2017 3:59 PM
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Also, plenty of tickets for this weekend's game.


Re: you left off university golf cart wreck - Per Ray Tanner****

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 4:01 PM
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14. All of this mayhem witnessed by a bevy of recruits who are no longer interested in USuCk.


Must add.***

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 4:35 PM
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Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive.


#boom#spursup***

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 4:38 PM
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"Clemson has been historically better than Carolina. That's pretty obvious." - Classof09

"No one knew we were overhyped until the season started." - Classof09


0-15 ain't that bad.***

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Posted: Sep 19, 2017 6:12 PM
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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


It's better than 0-16


Posted: Sep 19, 2017 10:00 PM
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You know it!


Nice.***


Posted: Sep 19, 2017 9:33 PM
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Can't make crap like this up! Gold Jerry! Gold!***


Posted: Sep 19, 2017 9:43 PM
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Embarrassing


Posted: Sep 19, 2017 10:01 PM
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But we already knew that.


So other than that


Posted: Sep 19, 2017 11:16 PM
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it was a pretty good day?


Re: So other than that


Posted: Sep 20, 2017 1:39 AM
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Doo doo ice?


Re: So let me get this weekend straight for the Cawks


Posted: Sep 20, 2017 6:48 AM
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https://www.tigernet.com/forums/message.jspa?messageID=22167727#22167727

“And 'tis remarkable that they talk most who have the least to say.” Matthew Prior (1664-1721)


Don't forget about XT


Posted: Sep 20, 2017 7:48 AM
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They got all worked up thinking he was going to visit and started having visions of getting him and KJ Henry. Crash and burn lol


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