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So how about some clean jokes for the Holiday...
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Posted: Nov 26, 2020, 10:31 AM
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So a Texan is in Massachusetts. He goes into a bar and is soon chatting it up with the barmaid.."So what do you do when you aren't working?".... "I go to college"....." Harvard?"...."Yale"....." I SAID DO YOU GO TO HARVARD?!!!!"...
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Re: So how about some clean jokes for the Holiday..A priest,
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Posted: Nov 26, 2020, 10:34 AM
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a minister, and a rabbit go into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "what are you doing here" and he says "I dont know I must be typo."
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I admit I am slow but
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Posted: Nov 26, 2020, 11:25 AM
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I did finally smile.
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Head Coach [762]
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Re: I admit I am slow but
Posted: Nov 26, 2020, 12:54 PM
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cheer up . took me longer than you .
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Re: So how about some clean jokes for the Holiday..A priest,
Posted: Nov 26, 2020, 11:30 AM
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And the hits keep on coming.
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What's the difference between a brick & a Usuc co-ed?
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Posted: Nov 26, 2020, 11:06 AM
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The brick won't follow you around all week, after getting laid!
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Re: So how about some clean jokes for the Holiday...
Posted: Nov 26, 2020, 11:29 AM
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That's awful, but a point for cleanliness and effort.
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Re: So how about some clean jokes for the Holiday...
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Posted: Nov 26, 2020, 12:09 PM
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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve noble gasses in here."... Helium didn't react.
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Re: So how about some clean jokes for the Holiday...
Posted: Nov 26, 2020, 2:19 PM
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Well, it is a little dirty, hope i dont get banished!
The white horse fell in the mud!
The clean version was, he showered afterwards.
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Re: So how about some clean jokes for the Holiday...
Posted: Nov 26, 2020, 2:39 PM
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A fly walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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Re: So how about some clean jokes for the Holiday...
Posted: Nov 26, 2020, 3:42 PM
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Why does Santa not have any children?
He only comes once a year
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