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CU Medallion [66076]
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Tuesday confessional Lunge
Oct 6, 2015, 10:14 AM
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I'll start
sometimes in mid-doggie style I'll completely stop thrusting, put one hand up covering the left side of my face, and start doing the theme song from Phantom of the Opera. When my wife inevitably asks what the hell I'm doing I tell her it's the scene from Madame Butterfly where Pinkerton brings Ciocio-san to America and they live happily ever after. Satisfied, she wil usually ask me to resume, but while the thrusting begins anew, one hand remains affixed to my face, Phantom style.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Sometimes I pee in the trashcan when I get black out drunk***
Oct 6, 2015, 10:18 AM
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All-In [38191]
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I use fire safe storage lockboxes for my vast collection of
Oct 6, 2015, 10:19 AM
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suction ######.
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Legend [17753]
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Sometimes I pee in the trashcan when I am totally sober.***
Oct 6, 2015, 10:20 AM
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All-In [38925]
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I can't tell if a watermelon is ripe by thumping it.***
Oct 6, 2015, 10:24 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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You don't have to lie to make friends.***
Oct 6, 2015, 10:24 AM
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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Sometimes, after I blow my nose...
Oct 6, 2015, 10:31 AM
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I don't even wash my hands or use hand sanitizer afterwards.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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Sanitizer is probably why
Oct 6, 2015, 10:32 AM
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so many kids stay sick these days.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Heisman Winner [105587]
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Mostly because some lowlife who married a woman that looks
Oct 6, 2015, 10:36 AM
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like a hairless chewbacca with hair tried to skip out on beers.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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I am not cruel enough to go find a picture and
Oct 6, 2015, 10:41 AM
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post it here, but just you bring your happy ### to FSU and I'll show you one.
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All-In [43721]
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It took me 15 minutes to find my
Oct 6, 2015, 10:36 AM
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car keys Saturday after the game.
They were in my pocket.
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Oculus Spirit [85331]
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I made out with my sister when I was 16
Oct 6, 2015, 10:37 AM
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(step-sister)
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110%er [8243]
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Go on.***
Oct 6, 2015, 10:39 AM
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All-In [43721]
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Oculus Spirit [85331]
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Imagine being a 16 yo boy and having a girl living in your
Oct 6, 2015, 10:42 AM
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house that is good looking and not related to you. Then imagine all of her friends coming over on the weekends.
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Heisman Winner [105587]
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So did you bang her and your step mom? If so, I may have
Oct 6, 2015, 10:45 AM
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watched your movie here recently.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Me too
Oct 6, 2015, 10:49 AM
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I'm just surprised a 16 year old has a butt hole tattoo
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Oculus Spirit [85331]
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I can still hear my step-mom's screams through the walls***
Oct 6, 2015, 10:51 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I bet it was awkward at her funeral.***
Oct 6, 2015, 10:53 AM
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110%er [8243]
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All-In [43721]
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And as a follow up to ^^^^these great questions
Oct 6, 2015, 10:53 AM
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You think you can still hit it like at Thanksgiving or something?
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Oculus Spirit [85331]
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All-In [43721]
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One question I think we've all overlooked here is
Oct 6, 2015, 11:08 AM
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PIGS OF THE DERTY STEP SISTER?
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Oculus Spirit [85331]
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Funny how the jounge is most interested in relations with
Oct 6, 2015, 10:56 AM
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family members and/or 15 yo girls. I guess it isn't really funny. Actually, it's mostly logical when I think about it.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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The common denominator in all this is McLovin
Oct 6, 2015, 11:07 AM
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The Junge is interested in knowing what it's like to make out with McLovin.
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All-In [47750]
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I enjoy rating the bouquet of my pewps.
Oct 6, 2015, 10:49 AM
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Especially good today after eating Messican last night
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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I ate mexican Friday night and Sunday afternoon
Oct 6, 2015, 10:51 AM
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due to being lazy and Trackside Cafe in Central being closed. I haven't had a good, explosive poop yet.
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All-In [30487]
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Sometimes
Oct 6, 2015, 10:53 AM
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I fart in the shower for the echo effect.
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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wet poots stink the BEST!!***
Oct 6, 2015, 11:46 AM
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All-In [47831]
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I did drink the milk***
Oct 6, 2015, 10:55 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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From the freezer?***
Oct 6, 2015, 11:05 AM
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All-In [47831]
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No,
Oct 6, 2015, 11:15 AM
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from the boob
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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Yuck. I mean sure, tasting it may be okay
Oct 6, 2015, 11:16 AM
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but to intend to get milk out is just freakish. MauldinT milking the boob into a cup to carry around, that is just uncalled for.
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All-In [47831]
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OK, the TRUTH is
Oct 6, 2015, 11:58 AM
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I did taste it, but didn't drink it, like by the cup full. That's just gross.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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