in the men's bathroom line at Augusta yesterday and one of the attendants was playfully fist bumping everyone as they went in saying "GO DAGWS, WOOF WOOF WOOF, HUNKER DOWN, etc". And naturally, people of opposing schools were returning the favor (i.e. "Gator Bait", "Go Vols", etc). Then we come to the dirtpecker fan that yells...GO #####!...in the MEN's bathroom line. So, as the coot guy walks in a guy behind him and yells, "WATCH OUT, WE GOT OURSELVES A #### LOVER IN HERE!"
wearing his black gamecock hat, his black Gamecock shirt, a pair of ragged khaki cargo shorts, and a pair of black hight top tennis shoes all of which looked like they were about three sizes too big for him.
When I saw him, he was being escorted off the premises by secuity. Not only was he clearly intoxicated, but he somehow managed to sneak in a cell phone which rang while he was walking from the the clubhouse and the first teebox down toward the store.
Security was on him faster than a chicken on a Junebug.
I hope for his sake that was his Tournament Badge he used to get in (although I seriously doubt it) because whoever it belongs to is surely going to lose it now.