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All-In [34486]
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again. i got too high. and now i dont wanna eat my crab legs
May 26, 2020, 7:04 PM
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too much work. i'm just not gonna eat. anyone want some free crab legs?
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I smoked (several times right while the crab legs were
May 26, 2020, 7:06 PM
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steaming) and now I just don't feel like eating them. I'm serious. I'm in the 803 if you get here by 7:30 they should be fresh and good
#meatups
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Who knew weed made you smarter?
May 26, 2020, 7:54 PM
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Heisman Winner [137654]
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Smoked weed, and now you don't want to eat.
May 26, 2020, 8:09 PM
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Brethren, you are doing this wrong.
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Daaaaauuuuuuudddee
May 26, 2020, 8:40 PM
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You’re doing it all wrong. You gotta get back on that board.
Twist you up another, put on Cornell 5/8/77, and go make the most savory, perfectly spiced, buttery sauce your little baked heart can muster. Then pull that tendon out and snap that queen latifah fatty thigh in two and dip one of those juicy graces from the crustacean gods and savor each ####### chew like the cot tam red blooded American stoner we know you can be.
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All-In [43452]
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^ DISS WUT IM TALKIN BOUT BOYEEEEE!!!!!
May 26, 2020, 10:56 PM
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LET’S GOOOOO!!!!!!
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Heisman Winner [105399]
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Alright, now we are going to play everyone's fun game, Move
May 27, 2020, 6:24 AM
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Back. Now when I tell you to step back, everybody take a step back. Right? Right. OK.
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whatta ya mean "no"???***
May 27, 2020, 7:51 AM
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It can be some work, I understand. And it always takes me a few
May 27, 2020, 6:39 AM
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mins to get the hang of it again. I guess the key is to just take your time and know it's not gonna be a quick easy meal. Keep the alcohol flowing and keep working to dig out those tasty morsels of crab meat.
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I see your primary issue here.
May 27, 2020, 7:34 AM
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You need to back down the potency by going to the worst part of town and buying some Mexican dirtweed. Sure, you're gonna have to clean seeds with a Frampton Comes Alive double vinyl cover, but you're not going to get the bedspins like you might from Colorado medical grade, and you would be able to eat the crab legs. Or, at the very least, a bag of Cheetos while the crab legs boiled dry on the stove because you got invested in a Three's Company marathon on Comet TV.
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Re: I see your primary issue here.
May 27, 2020, 7:46 AM
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I got super super drunk last night and watched several Threes Company episodes on Antenna TV channel.
Let’s open a bar called the Regal Beagle.
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We SHOULD open a bar!!!
May 27, 2020, 7:53 AM
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Re: again. i got too high. and now i dont wanna eat my crab legs
May 27, 2020, 8:08 AM
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How could you possibly be too stoned to eat crab legs? If life’s culinary delights are too challenging, just eat hot pockets or something.
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$10 says he at Cheezits on the couch and fell asleep.
May 27, 2020, 8:15 AM
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I know I did
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You mean he ate Cheezit on the couch? Right?
May 27, 2020, 8:42 AM
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ryanadidas
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Re: You mean he ate Cheezit on the couch? Right?
May 27, 2020, 9:05 AM
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i love me some cheez-its and cheeto's
May 27, 2020, 9:53 AM
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but the always make my underwear turn yellow. sure as ####, every morning i wake up passed out w/ a bag of cheetos, my #### draws gotta big ole tennessee orange/yeller spot near my ######
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