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CU Medallion [65977]
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Need cranberry sauce recipes
Nov 23, 2020, 1:52 PM
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want to make my own this year, any thoughts ?
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WRONG BORED MORAN!
Nov 23, 2020, 1:58 PM
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Take it to the Cooking/Grilling/Smoking board
jeeeeeeeeeeeez
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Oculus Spirit [97666]
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Smash up some dogwood berries, boil them for 2 hours
Nov 23, 2020, 1:59 PM
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Add salt and pepper and some Texas Pete.
Serve over Alpo for best results.
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CU Medallion [65977]
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Man Tiggity is salty af up in here today
Nov 23, 2020, 2:00 PM
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I did giggle st the tofu, cerviche and lamb reply
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Boil said cranberries in some port.
Nov 23, 2020, 2:27 PM
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Add some orange juice and orange zest. Throw in some dark rum. Add some dark rum to the cranberries too. Throw in some more dark rum.
Reduce mix...
enjoy
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Best one I know of....
Nov 23, 2020, 2:40 PM
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get in car and drive to closest Fresh Market and get a container of their cranberry orange relish.
profit
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I do. Many thoughts actually.
Nov 23, 2020, 2:43 PM
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But I'll just share what's important. First, let's talk about cranberry. It only really has 2 total uses on planet earth: Juice mixed with vodka, and as a side dish on THANKSGIVING DAY ONLY (or mebbe leftovers on Friday after Thanksgiving). Every other use is invalid.
Ocean Spray. Ocean Spray is the premier purveyor of aforementioned cranberry applications. They make a decent juice. I mean, as decent as juice can possibly be after pouring something as nasty as vodka in it. They also make a real good canned and jellied cranberry sauce.
Ok, onto your specific application. Cranberry for Thanksgiving. Get you a can or two of jellied Ocean Spray cranberry. Open the cans juuuust after you pray over your food. Procure a saucer or small plate for each can. Dump the can upside down over the saucer, then shake the can so as if trying to rustle the can's jimmies. As the cranberry exits it's lair, you'll be handsomely rewarded (if done properly) with some good middle-school level fart sounds. Giggle and repeat for the 2nd can, but ONLY AFTER making sure a collection of family are gathered for the fart sounds coming from can number 2.
Then serve. That's it. Nice and simple. Oh, and YUMMY!
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Revised: 2.5 uses for Cranberries.
Nov 23, 2020, 3:00 PM
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Good catch.
Craisins. There is a spot for craisins, but it's limited. Limited only to salads. And not all salads, just some salads. To be honest I've not ever regretted having a craisin on a salad, but also haven't lusted enough for a craisin on a salad to track them down. A craisin is a salad topper of convenience and opportunity. For that reason, a craisin get's ate about every-other-year and hence the .5 of the numeric cranberry rating scale.
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Just don't, canned is best. :)***
Nov 23, 2020, 2:46 PM
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And when you get it all out in one big piece
Nov 23, 2020, 3:24 PM
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Use the one on the bag
Nov 23, 2020, 2:59 PM
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it is really good
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Hop in your car to go procure ingredients from
Nov 23, 2020, 3:05 PM
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Any of the aforementioned recipes
Realize nobody on earth actually likes it
Turn into your favorite bar and have a beer or two
Return home empty handed telling your family they were completely sold out or the truth that it’s disgusting and has no place next to the Mac and cheese
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what? you don't own a can opener?***
Nov 23, 2020, 3:25 PM
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My mom makes a cranberry relish that is the bomb.
Nov 23, 2020, 3:33 PM
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Cranberries, an orange, and an apple, and a bit of sugar. I'm not sure of the ratios.
Throw in food processor. Let sit for a few days. *chef's kiss*.
My mom used to always say how it was an ancient family recipe passed down from generations and all that stuff. It was one of her major points of pride. Turns out a few years ago she realized it's on the back of the OceanSpray cranberry bag. "wellshit", she said.
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Cranberry sawce? No. Dingleberry sawce? YES
Nov 23, 2020, 3:37 PM
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Get some greecey Eye-talian food. Get that garlic butter all over it. Eat til ur full. Drink some water to warsh it down. Then eat a whole nother portion. Wait about 15-25 minutes, and then PRESTO! Dingleberry sawce aw la moad.
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Open cranberries and toss down garbage disposal ;) ******
Nov 23, 2020, 4:03 PM
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Re: Need cranberry sauce recipes
Nov 23, 2020, 4:51 PM
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Ingredients
1 package (12 ounces) fresh or frozen cranberries
1 cup sugar
1 cup cranberry-raspberry juice
1 tablespoon lemon juice
Directions
Place cranberries, sugar and cranberry-raspberry juice in a large saucepan; bring to a boil, stirring to dissolve sugar. Reduce heat; simmer, covered, until berries pop, 10-15 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Remove from heat; stir in lemon juice. Transfer to a bowl; cool slightly. Refrigerate, covered, until cold.
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