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CU Medallion [59969]
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Simple things in life thread
May 6, 2020, 3:47 PM
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Like when you eat those tiny oranges and then stick the peels in the garbage disposal. Smells so good.
Or like that first hit you take of Tequila for the afternoon. Ain’t nothing better.
Or that moment when you wipe after a massive turd and the paper is clean. Wow what a rush.
What you got?
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Oculus Spirit [97634]
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That first one.....I just did 20 minutes ago
May 6, 2020, 3:48 PM
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Last one was this morning.
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CU Medallion [55607]
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For APM, the inability to go hand-to-face has resulted in
May 6, 2020, 3:52 PM
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GREAT satisfaction when booger pickin'. Feels. So. Good.
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Heisman Winner [105393]
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when she sits on your mustache and grabs your ears
May 6, 2020, 3:52 PM
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yelling about some State Trooper she "used to know"
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Oculus Spirit [82946]
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Oculus Spirit [82946]
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Birds singing in the back yard in the morning and early
May 6, 2020, 3:55 PM
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evening. Sounds like amen corner.
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Oculus Spirit [97634]
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Slow cooking anything on the grill whilst sippin a good
May 6, 2020, 4:09 PM
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bourbon in the backyard.
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Heisman Winner [105393]
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That first sip when you close the grill and sit down while
May 7, 2020, 9:23 AM
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Outkast is blaring on the radio....HEAVEN
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Oculus Spirit [79077]
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Walking out on my new deck
May 6, 2020, 3:57 PM
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and only one of my crocs goes through a pallet
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CU Medallion [64837]
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When you shoot your wad and it doesn't get all over your own
May 6, 2020, 3:59 PM
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face.
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Heisman Winner [137646]
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-Tiggity
May 6, 2020, 4:10 PM
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-Just Kidding
-Fuggin' Weirdo
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Heisman Winner [137646]
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I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my
May 6, 2020, 4:09 PM
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friend Baxter here.
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Heisman Winner [135582]
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That wonderful release when you take a long
May 6, 2020, 4:10 PM
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Pee after having to hold it for too long.
One of those that makes you groan it feels so good.
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All-In [38514]
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Farting in public***
May 6, 2020, 4:11 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79077]
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You're a monster***
May 6, 2020, 4:13 PM
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All-In [38063]
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Farting in your office with the door closed
May 6, 2020, 4:25 PM
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I swear, if anyone walks in right now, they are going to assume I #### my pants.
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Heisman Winner [135415]
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Ah yes.
May 6, 2020, 5:16 PM
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When the skull of your vanquished opponent emerges from the boiling cauldron all shiny and clean. There is nothing like it I tell you!
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Orange Blooded [4608]
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No-wipers are the best - technically they require one
May 6, 2020, 5:26 PM
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wipe to make sure.
Though, in these trying times of Corona and shortages, I'm sure some people have taken a gamble, and their underwear has lost the bet...
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CU Medallion [73569]
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If I do #2, no way #3 is happening
May 6, 2020, 7:47 PM
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Alcohol makes the worst wipes
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CU Medallion [60202]
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Jeep with the top down on a day like today
May 6, 2020, 8:19 PM
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70 and not a cloud in the sky.....what a great day to be alive.
That first bite of a hot, fresh Krispy Kreme doughnut.
The sight of your dog sitting there waiting for you at "his spot" as you pull into your driveway after a long day at work.
The golf ball actually going EXACTLY where you intended it to go.
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110%er [8871]
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Re: Simple things in life thread
May 6, 2020, 9:32 PM
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cornbread baking
payday
warm pizza
AC
cool mornings
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All-TigerNet [12270]
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the first sip of coffee sweetened with honey & baileys***
May 7, 2020, 8:57 AM
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