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@sarahadidas - da real MVP
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@sarahadidas - da real MVP


Mar 11, 2019, 9:34 AM

Cousin of Adidas Family was widowed last year and is now back on the market.

New beau sent her some dink pics and cousin shared them with SarahAdidas, and friends during a mom's Memosa thing they do every week. All of the girls were oohhhing and ahhhing over his dink. Sarahadidas says, "Is that big or something? I think dirty Ol' Ryan's dingus is at least that big."

Now all of our supper club wives think I have a lap hawg. Whether or not it's true is inconsequential. (not true, btw)

You can't beat free word-of-mouf advertising.

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Re: Reads like a Penthouse Forum letter


Mar 11, 2019, 9:35 AM

Older lungers will understand.

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“So the next thing I know, my wife calls me


Mar 11, 2019, 10:19 AM

Into the living room and says “honey, the ladies want you to prove it......”

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pig?***


Mar 11, 2019, 9:36 AM



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laphog.jpg incoming


Mar 11, 2019, 9:38 AM



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Mine Is just as big as that one.


Mar 11, 2019, 10:56 AM

Except it’s not black....

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Probably more like a piglet.


Mar 11, 2019, 9:38 AM [ in reply to pig?*** ]

You know how things get exaggerated on the internet.

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My Tigger!


Mar 11, 2019, 9:42 AM





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Do women normally sit around talking about


Mar 11, 2019, 9:41 AM

hawgs?

OSF®

chick_with_tiger_tat®

swimmerbabe11

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I like your funny words magic man


Re: Do women normally sit around talking about


Mar 11, 2019, 9:42 AM

I don't think so, but what do i know...

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They don't. From my undercover info obtained through


Mar 11, 2019, 9:48 AM

the years, I believe it's not necessarily the dink they talk about. BUT, they DO talk about what is done with said dink. See men talk about #### and ### all the time. We objectify them. Women talk about the actual sex, foreplay, positions, techniques, kinks, setting, etc.

So I've (over)heard. Again I may be wrong due to a failure to obtain sufficient quantity of samples.

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Wife of told me after her friend and husband left


Mar 11, 2019, 10:04 AM

that their discussion on the way to the store turned to that. Apparently wife of mentioned her desire for a cooter. Friend of says husband of would never go for that.

My response was 1. NOT HER. JESUS CHRIST ANYBODY BUT THAT WHALE and 2. what grown ### man wouldn't jump at that chance?

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I like your funny words magic man


Whale???


Mar 11, 2019, 10:21 AM

"Call me Ishmael" - PsychoTea

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FFM = Career-ender for me.


Mar 11, 2019, 10:48 AM [ in reply to Wife of told me after her friend and husband left ]

Like shooting that 220lb 12-point typical buck. Might as well just quit hunting after that. Of course this assumes they're both 10's, and at least Carlsbad 10's anyway.

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I really DGAF***


Mar 11, 2019, 12:56 PM



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I like your funny words magic man


Carrying out this analogy another step.


Mar 11, 2019, 1:02 PM [ in reply to FFM = Career-ender for me. ]

Would you say that you regularly play Russian roulette with a 10-shot revolver?

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Not getting analogy***


Mar 11, 2019, 1:38 PM



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It must have gone over your head.***


Mar 11, 2019, 3:33 PM



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At least it didn't hit me in the face.***


Mar 12, 2019, 11:06 AM



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<<<<POTD>>>>>


Mar 12, 2019, 11:44 AM

.


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My little bit of information gleaned through wife of informs


Mar 11, 2019, 12:53 PM [ in reply to They don't. From my undercover info obtained through ]

me that her friend that is having marital problems confided in her how bad her husband is in bed.


Which was nice cause WifeofGreenr was able to brag (probably overstated) on me and then appreciated me a little more for at least a week. Back to normal pretty quickly though.

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(2) of SheGUAR's frands are having big-time marital issues


Mar 12, 2019, 11:50 AM

which is getting me 'points' without even having to do anything different.

I've got off Friday, and SheGUAR decided to take off too...I think her frands' marriage (lol) problems are about to get me daytime seggs.

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Nice, can you livestream it? I want to be there for the


Mar 12, 2019, 12:17 PM

epic failure when your lofty expectations are met by her desire to get stuff done around the house.

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This is 100% posted from experience.***


Mar 12, 2019, 12:21 PM



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If ANYJUAN's ghana be doing any 'disappointing' during seggs


Mar 12, 2019, 12:23 PM



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in my experience YES


Mar 11, 2019, 10:04 AM [ in reply to Do women normally sit around talking about ]

all the locker room talk of teenage boys, sailors, bikers and supermax prisoners pale in comparison to an average soccer mom and her friends at a Tuesday afternoon lunch.

They pull no punches and discuss every detail...EVERY DETAIL. I have heard my wife and her friends discussions. I blush

I actually had this discussion with my son this weekend, that girls talk 10x as much as boys and they hold nothing back.

NOTHING

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i've been to happy hour for work


Mar 11, 2019, 10:50 AM [ in reply to Do women normally sit around talking about ]

with a bunch of single chicks and i can say, yes.

they were all sharing and giggling about all the dink pics that they were getting from Tinder matches.

they were all in their 30's and already divorced, so maybe the crazy factor played into a bit, but who knows

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dink pics must be like email spam to women


Mar 12, 2019, 11:40 AM

Everyone says they don't want it, but it must have worked at least once else no one would send them.

Personally, I don't even like seeing my own dink, so I'm sure not going to send out pics of it.

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Here's how I see that whole event unfolding


Mar 11, 2019, 9:43 AM

Probably pic was small and they all wanted to make her feel good by saying it was big to help her get over her loss. Sarahadidas also BS'ed them saying you were that big trying to gain respect. Half the women were thinking in the back of their head....dang he's actually small. And they all laugh and carry on....knowing no one believes what anyone else is saying.

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Are you trying to say a woman doesn't know a small


Mar 11, 2019, 9:44 AM

dink when it hits them in the face?



Because they do.






























THEY DO

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I like your funny words magic man


Oh, they know a big one when they see one


Mar 11, 2019, 9:50 AM

They also know how to BS to make the woman showing the pigs feel good.

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I've heard wife of make the comment


Mar 11, 2019, 10:07 AM

"oh that's cute" when a lady friend described it

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I like your funny words magic man


Hey man, don't jizz on my parade!***


Mar 11, 2019, 9:58 AM [ in reply to Here's how I see that whole event unfolding ]



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Re: Hey man, don't jizz on my parade!***


Mar 11, 2019, 10:00 AM



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Oh, one more thing. How did you learn of this conversation?


Mar 11, 2019, 10:03 AM [ in reply to Hey man, don't jizz on my parade!*** ]

One of the other women there....?

Or did Sarahadidas tell you about it?

humm..... ;)

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Sarahadidas told me***


Mar 11, 2019, 10:20 AM



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Awww...that's so sweet. Sounds like a keeper.***


Mar 11, 2019, 10:45 AM



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Similar thing happened to me. Wife and friend were looking


Mar 11, 2019, 9:54 AM

at pics when friend had a weiner pic on her phone. Wife was like, Wow, your husband is tiny, Greenr has a much bigger donger, like 2-3 inches bigger, and other lady was all...THAT IS A PICTURE OF MY SON IN THE BATHTUB AT 4 MONTHS OLD YOU SICKO.

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bigger is still bigger, amirite?***


Mar 11, 2019, 10:15 AM



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#winning***


Mar 11, 2019, 11:08 AM [ in reply to Similar thing happened to me. Wife and friend were looking ]



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tmmlol***


Mar 11, 2019, 12:18 PM [ in reply to Similar thing happened to me. Wife and friend were looking ]



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Literally LOLollers!***


Mar 11, 2019, 1:40 PM [ in reply to Similar thing happened to me. Wife and friend were looking ]



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classic


Mar 11, 2019, 3:32 PM [ in reply to Similar thing happened to me. Wife and friend were looking ]

CS02 shtick

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This thread is useless without pics***


Mar 11, 2019, 12:10 PM



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Dew knot want dink pics tyvm***


Mar 11, 2019, 12:16 PM



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TIL ... people over 30 still send dink pics


Mar 11, 2019, 12:18 PM

I thought that was only for the youth.

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Anthony Weener sez hello. He's even out of jail now.


Mar 11, 2019, 12:23 PM

He's only 54 years old too.

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when wife of was in college


Mar 11, 2019, 1:04 PM

they had a hammer in their dorm room to explain peanus sizes to each other. I was pretty high on the handle

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Did you grease up the handle before squatting on it, or


Mar 11, 2019, 1:09 PM

bang it in dry?

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Re: when wife of was in college


Mar 11, 2019, 1:10 PM [ in reply to when wife of was in college ]



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